The sketch about mom is funny for mother's day. Mother's Day skits - funny and short for kindergarten, elementary school and high school students
Scene "It's bad for me to live as a girl"
Somehow I thought:
It's bad for me to live as a girl!
I need to braid my hair.
I'd rather be a boy!
For example, when I go to class...
(Puts a cap on his head.)
And I'll say, "Hi! I am Stas!
Hey! Boogers! Why are you silent?
What, don't you see - I'm mine?
Kolya, Sasha, Petit, Viti!
I'm from class! Who is with me?
I have gum in my briefcase;
There is a slingshot, a pack of chips,
Homemade knife, candy,
There are matches and ... a cigarette!
Skip school now -
It's cool, everyone knows!
And keep in mind - the boy Stas
He doesn't throw words into the wind."
However, being a boy is bad!
I'd rather be a grandmother
Bake pancakes, cook potatoes,
Walking granddaughter to school...
(Puts on glasses, handkerchief.)
Granddaughter to say: "Dashulya"!
What are you doing like a chump?
Breakfast, Dasha, on the table!
I'm due today
Repair a sheepskin coat in the morning
You iron your skirt
Need to wash the dishes
Another granddaughter to pick up from the garden,
Boil borscht and wash the floor ... "
No! I have to be a grandmother
It's very difficult, by the way.
I don't want from morning to night
I cook, wash! I'll get tired.
I'd rather be a grandfather!
(Puts a beard on the bottom of his face.)
Retired grandfather! Hooray!
Only he is busy in the morning:
Then he goes to the apiary
On your bike
That is watering in the country
Tomatoes and peas.
And besides, he's limping
Yes, still a little deaf.
He tells me: “You know, Dasha,
How do you wear this dress?
You don't imagine
How you Remind Me
My own wife,
Our young grandmother!
With me joys and troubles
your grandmother passed ... "
Not! Perhaps before grandfather
I haven't grown up yet!
I will become a friend of Frosya.
(Puts a knitted hat on her head.)
She asks for candy
That textbook, that notebook,
Then write off the control ...
And it always pushes!
Tells me: "Nonsense
School lessons,
And activities!
No, they won't fit!
I will roll on carpets,
And there is candy without measure.
And I will find myself all the more
Millionaire hubby
With a Mercedes, with a dacha!”
This is our Frosya -
How does the earth wear such a thing?!
I'd rather be a dad!
(Puts hat on head.)
But dad has a family!
She needs to drink and eat.
Obligations of all - do not count!
Daddy feeds the whole family
He says: "I give everything
To my children and wife…”
It's not easy being a dad for me!
I will become a brother.
(Puts a pacifier in her mouth.)
Ilya keeps shouting: “Wow! Whoa!
And staring at the world,
Looks stupid from the stroller.
And a little something, then immediately into tears.
I will be an adult for my brother:
I don't scream like a child
And I don't want to poop.
But I won't stop dreaming
I will become a teacher!
(Puts glasses on his nose.)
I will wear glasses
On high heels,
speak arrogantly,
And probably punish
All the lazy lazy bastards -
Get kicked out of class for making noise.
I will say: “Children!
Sasha, Katya, Tanya, Petya!
Come to school early!
Sit quietly! Sit up straight!
Do not Cry! Do not make noise!
Everything is in the textbook! And teach!”
But the teacher - everyone knows! -
Nerves are shaking.
I'd rather be a mom!
(She paints her lips with lipstick in front of the mirror.)
Will try. I won't get tired.
I will be gentle and loved
The kindest and most beautiful.
I will often say:
“What do you guys want to give?
What to buy for your birthday?
Ready on Sunday?
Dad will say:
"It's hard for me to live without you!"
After a day at work
I will walk in the park.
And I will be from dad
To receive gifts.
Only mothers - that's the concern! -
Go to work often
In the cold, in the rain and in the snow...
Still a lot of interference
To be my mother.
How I lived ... Just Dasha.
And walk in pantyhose, in a dress.
It's a great honor for me -
Be what you are!
Scene "Our mothers are the best!"
Leading. Who was sitting on the ladder
Who looked out into the street.
Dima ate (holds a bag of chips),
Sasha played (holds * Tetris"),
Maxim drew with crayons.
It was in the evening
There was nothing to do.
Here comes the car.
The cat climbed into the attic.
Then Dima told the guys
Just...
Dima. And I have chips in my pocket. And you?
Olya. And I have clips in my pocket. And you?
Sasha. And today our cat gave birth to kittens yesterday. The kittens have grown a little, but they don't want to eat Kitiket!
Maksim. And we have gas in the kitchen. And you?
Seryozha. And we have a microwave. Deftly?
Nata. And from our window the whole Market, as in the palm of your hand. Every day I look and wait... I want a children's playground!
Sasha. And we had a quiet hour - This time.
There is a pit in the middle of the yard - These are two.
And fourthly, our mother is going to Novosibirsk tomorrow, Mom will bring the goods -
Everyone is invited to the market.
Leading. Vova answered from the ladder...
Vova. Entrepreneur Mom? Cool!
Olya. But Masha, for example, has a policeman's mother!
Sasha. And Yulia's mother, Dima's mother are shop assistants!
Dima. And I have a simple answer - my mother is a speech therapist!
Nata. All the more important...
Leading. Nata said...
Nata. Mom from a food factory. Who will make you waffles? Definitely not an entrepreneur!
Vova. And Alena and Ivan have both mothers as accountants!
Dima. And Valya and Katya Mama have teachers at school!
Leading. And Maksimka said softly...
Maksim. My mother is not a dressmaker, not a cashier, not a controller, my mother is just a director.
Leading. He responded first Vova-
Vova. Mom is a holiday?! It's cool! The cook makes compotes, It's very good! In accounting reports, this is also good! The doctor treats us for measles, there is a teacher at the school. Moms are needed! Moms are important!
Together. Well, our mothers. All sweeter and more beautiful!
Scene "Every day is a holiday!"
Mom walks around the house, cleans up toys and sings to the tune of the song "Dolce Vita"
I came home from work, I'm so tired
And our house is such a mess.
How tired, I want to rest
And for some reason I'm sad again.
Laundry washed, cooked dinner,
And I still have no rest, no way.
I'll go lie down while there are no children,
I'll rest a little, because I have no strength at all.
Then I'll clean everything up and meet my family
And I'll be happy, but now I can't.
The son comes from school, all lathered, on the move he sings to the tune of “The Bremen Town Musicians”.
There is nothing better in the world than playing football until dawn.
And in hockey to fight until you drop - only this is what I need for happiness.
La-la-la……
A son. Mom, I'm here! Mom, I forgot to buy bread again. Mom, I'm hungry! (Looks into the room.) Sleeping ... (surprised). It's strange ... Well, okay, while I'm sleeping, I'm driving for bread. (Singing) La ...
Daughter comes home from school. Sings to the tune "She has eyes ..." (group "Prime Minister").
I've already come home, I don't understand what's wrong with me.
Either at home or not. Everything is scattered here and there is no mother.
And I’m very good and my soul sings, I’ll note to myself ... yes
I have eyes - two three-carat diamonds, my curls - all the guys go crazy. I will now help my mother around the house, and then again I will comb my curls.
Daughter. Mother! (Whines.) Mom, I'm terribly tired and cold, take off my boots! Mother! Mom! (Takes off his shoes, looks into the room.) Are you sleeping? (bewildered) I don't understand!
The son appears with bread, singing a song.
Daughter. Hush, you! Wake up mom!
A son. How?.. Is she still sleeping? Oh wow! She needs to be awakened! I do want to eat!
Daughter. Yes, I've already tried, it doesn't work.
A son. Then you feed me, you see, I'm hungry!
Daughter. What more! I'm tired…
A son. Do you think I'm tired? By the way, I'm in sports school I'm studying!
Daughter. So what! And I'm in the music!
A son. Come on! Well, what are we going to do now? Can a doctor be called? Did mom get sick? (Scared)
Daughter. No, you don't need a doctor, and you don't need to worry dad. Our mom is healthy. She's just tired. Spinning alone, like a squirrel in a wheel, all day long, and no help from us! Here the body could not stand it! Poor thing!
A son. Invented! Let's clean up everything here ourselves, and mom will wake up and be delighted. What a great idea I came up with!
Daughter. You're right! We tortured our poor little mother. Look how tired she is. And I didn't even notice it before. Everything! From this day on, we start helping mom!
A son. Great!
Son and daughter sing a song to the tune of "The Song of the Water Carrier"
Daughter. Mother must be respected! Mom needs help!
A son. I will tell you a secret - Better mom ours is not!
Don't say anything, Clean it up here, don't litter there!
Daughter. I will iron the clothes!
A son. So you can't!
Daughter. Nothing, I'll learn!
A son. And then I'll take out the trash! Here!
Daughter. You're lying!
A son. Yes, so that I burst at this place! Deal?
Daughter. Deal! Deal!
Mom wakes up. Children joyfully run to her, hug her and kiss her.
A son. Mother! Daughter. Mommy!
Mom (surprised) How clean it is here! Oh yes, well done! Is today some kind of holiday?
Daughter. No, mommy! But from now on we will help you!
A son. Aha!
Mother. Why so suddenly?
Daughter. We just understood one simple truth: to love means to protect, care for, help and support each other.
A son. Is always! Right, mom?
Maa. That's right, kids!
Everyone sings to the tune of "Friendship is strong."
Mom is dear, the most beloved,
You are always in worries, in chores all day:
Wash, clean, iron and wash,
Our mother does not know the word "laziness"!
Here's what we tell you: - Take care of moms!
Mom's work, guys, must be respected.
We all love mom, but that's not enough!
We still need to help our mothers!
Mom is the closest and dearest person to us. This woman gave us life, taught us a lot, saved us from a lot. A school holiday dedicated to mothers should be very beautiful and fun. Children must show how much they love and appreciate the care of these seemingly weak, but in fact strong and courageous women. The concert program, as a rule, includes such numbers as dances, songs, poems. Guests will also definitely like a fun scene for Mother's Day. In a word, the holiday must be organized in such a way that it would be fun, joyful and pleasant for everyone present in the hall.
The decoration of the hall should be beautiful
First of all, it is necessary not only to think over a variety of scenes for Mother's Day. You also need to think about decorating the room. The atmosphere should be interesting, solemn, but at the same time quite calm. The hall can be decorated with multi-colored garlands, flags, balloons, special lighting lamps hung on the walls. 
Flowers and beautiful posters will not be superfluous either. For guests sitting in the hall in anticipation of the upcoming holiday, you can also turn on gentle music.
Where to start the concert program?
The script, of course, must be very well thought out. You can start the holiday, for example, with a beautiful song about mom. After that, the greetings of the hosts and their opening speech are usually heard. They must definitely say that mom is the most main man, this is our guardian angel, nurse, adviser and faithful friend.
Mother's Day sketches should be fun
After that, you can proceed to the main part concert program. For example, the next short but fun scene for Mother's Day can continue it. The children can act out the mother's conversation and little son. The essence of the dialogue is that the baby asks him to buy something. Mom is interested in what exactly the son wants. In response, she hears the word "candy." Mom is against it, because the child will spoil the appetite. She, of course, offers something else, to which her son replies: "another candy."
And here is another funny short scene for Mother's Day. Here the audience is already shown a conversation between father and son. The father asks the child how the mother could find out that the baby did not go to wash in the morning. To this, the child gives a concise and funny answer: “I forgot that the soap needs to be wetted.”
Scenes for Mother's Day - funny and funny concert numbers that cheer up all the guests of the holiday, causing smiles and good joyful laughter. 
After the completed miniatures, do not forget about the friendly loud congratulations - “Moms, we love you very much!”
Children's sketches for Mother's Day are best accompanied fun games. For example, you can carry out funny contest titled "Find Your Mom". To do this, each child participant is blindfolded. 
Mothers of babies take the stage. They line up. Every child must find his mother by touch.
The next contest is a song contest. The host reminds the children of how, at a very early age, they enjoyed singing their mothers' lullabies. However, many years have passed, and now the time has come for the guys to sing songs for the most important women in their lives. Let the children compete, remembering the words of famous musical masterpieces dedicated to mothers.
As soon as the competitions are over, you can move on to the next stage of the concert program. Children's sketches for Mother's Day will again continue the festive evening. So what else to show so that the eyes of those present in the hall light up and the mood rises even more?
Fairy tales come to visit mothers too!
Scenes for Mother's Day can be not only funny, but also very unusual, original. They can be used fairy tale characters. This will bring a noticeable bit of happiness and warmth into the festive atmosphere, plunging all the guests of the hall into Magic world childhood.
So, the scene for Mother's Day can be something like this. Carlson runs onto the stage to cheerful loud music. 
The hero greets the guests and pronounces congratulations on the holiday. After that, Carlson invites the guys to dance. Children perform boogie-woogie.
Carlson has many more entertaining games to offer. For example, children, together with their mothers, can try to solve some thematic riddles.
For example: Balls on a string - for all tastes. What does mom have in her jewelry? This is ... (beads).
Or: Mom cooks dinner for us. We are all right here right now. Mom cooked us a tasty and healthy ... (soup).
It's not hard to come up with these riddles. Having shown a little imagination, Carlson will amuse both participants and guests.
Poems are required
Scenes for Mother's Day - funny concert numbers. But in the intervals between them, it is imperative to insert a variety of beautiful poems.
Dedicate sweet and kind words to your mothers. Do not forget about poems for your grandmothers. After all, they are the beloved mothers of your dear mothers. 
Poems can be composed independently, or you can choose suitable ones in contemporary literature. For example:
Know your grandmother
I love very much.
My mother's mother,
You are kinder than all people!
Here is another version of the poem for grandmother:
Congratulations to moms today on a wonderful holiday.
We all wish happiness to grandmothers in the same way!
Love your grandchildren more than anyone in the world.
Well, we love you! We are your children!
And here are examples of poems for your mothers, expressing all your tenderness, care and love:
Go around the whole world!
There is no better mother in the world!
Hands are the most dear,
Eyes are expensive!
We love you, our mothers,
Even though we are stubborn,
We upset you sometimes
But we stand by your side.
Don't be offended by us
And try to forgive us!
Both strict and affectionate -
This is our mom.
As soon as I grow up
I will be like that too!
The best friend for us is always -
Mother dear.
I will always be with you
Close, dear!
In a word, choose beautiful words. In response, you will see gentle, kind smiles of mothers, happy and cheerful eyes, you will feel their gratitude.
High school students can show "adult" skits
With kids, everything seems to be clear. Well, what can, for example, future graduates on Mother's Day come up with? Scenes for high school students are distinguished by specific humor. Here you can beat the theme of first love.
Suppose a mother and daughter appear on the scene. Mom is trying to explain to her daughter that today without higher education it is impossible to do. The young girl does not understand this, because she comes home only to spend the night. During the day she spends time with friends, and in the evening she relaxes at discos. Moreover, she is already “adult”, because she already has a boyfriend.
Mom, of course, is outraged. Why should she be the last to know about such an event? After all, mother and daughter should be best friends! Moreover, the girl is only 15 years old!
The daughter screams about great love, that she is no longer a child, that she does not need anyone's advice. As a result, she makes a decision: she does not need a mother! The girl goes to bed. The curtain closes.
Next act. The daughter wakes up and cannot understand where she is. The teacher appears on the stage orphanage calling her for breakfast. The girl explains to the woman that she had a big fight with her mother and lost her, that she did not appreciate her, that she paid little attention to her. The heroine begins to pray to God that her own mother find her as soon as possible.
To do this, she is given several tasks. Together with other "children of the orphanage" she performs beautiful dances, sings songs, reads poems. You can also organize a special competition - pulling out cardboard letters from the "black box", the girl must call her mother with an affectionate word, it is on them that begins. The curtain closes again.
Funny sketches for Mother's Day will successfully fit into the program of festive events both in elementary and high school, and in kindergarten. For preschoolers, simple, fun stories are suitable in which there is no need to learn a large number of words. High school students can easily act out both short humorous performances and longer costumed numbers that are directly related to the main plot of the gala event. For amplification visual effect you can provide scenes with video material and peppy musical accompaniment, or supplement them with a perky dance. All this will turn a planned matinee in a kindergarten or school into a bright, joyful and memorable event.
Sketches for Mother's Day in elementary school are funny and funny
In elementary school, for Mother's Day, it is worth playing out funny and cool, but at the same time full of deep meaning, skits. The guys taking part in the performance should not only have fun, but also receive useful lessons and the necessary future life knowledge. Through the game, it is much easier and more accessible to do this, and girls and boys will perceive unobtrusive tips and advice much better than strict requirements and strict instructions. As themes for skits, you can use fairy tales and cartoons or develop productions that teach children to help loved ones, obey their parents and observe generally accepted norms of behavior. A light, humorous style of presentation will cheer up everyone present and make the holiday atmosphere more pleasant and optimistic.
Funny staging for Mother's Day - video
A version of a very funny, but at the same time instructive scene on the occasion of Mother's Day is shown in this video. Only three children take part in the performance - 2 girls and 1 boy. For the role of mother, they choose the tallest girl in the class and find her the appropriate costume - “adult” long dress, high heels and traditional kitchen apron. The boy plays the role of a little tomboy-son, and the second girl plays the role of a spoiled beautiful daughter.
At the beginning of the performance, “mother” comes on stage, looks around the room, symbolizing the living room in an ordinary family apartment, and begins to complain about how much she has to work around the house, and how tired she is. Then she says that on Mother's Day she can afford a good rest and goes to bed.
After quite a bit of time, a son returns from school to a cheerful melody from a popular cartoon, scatters his things everywhere and demands that his mother immediately feed and drink him. After him, the daughter comes and also puts forward a whole list of claims, but no one answers the children. In the end, the brother and sister discover the sleeping mother, realize that she is very tired, and make a responsible decision - to do everything on their own. They clean the room, put the toys in their places and bring bread from the store. The awakened mother hugs her babies and admires their consciousness. In the finale, everyone sings a pleasant song together and goes backstage to the applause of the audience.
Mother's Day Sketches for High School Students - Funny Ideas for School
With high school students on Mother's Day, it is worth learning funny, funny and perky scenes. For a better perception, they will need to be supplemented with a cheerful and vibrant musical accompaniment, for example, famous pop hits or famous folk songs that everyone present will sing along with. In order for the skits to come to life and turn into spectacular mini-performances, it is necessary to provide the participants with modern costumes, prepare props and make themed decorations. After several preliminary rehearsals, the guys will remember their roles well and, at the right moment, will beautifully play a performance in front of the audience.
"Zavalinka" - a joke scene for Mother's Day video
This video clip presents a playful scene played out by high school students to the words and music of the hit Zavalinka. Participants - 2 girls and a boy - act as villagers - old women and an old man. They sit comfortably on the mound under the hut and discuss everything that is happening around. For greater realism, the girls are dressed in simple dark dresses and traditional grandmother's scarves, and the boy is dressed in a vest, old sports trousers and a hat with earflaps. His face is covered by a dense white beard. The guys sing, dance, flirt with each other and have fun in every possible way, illustrating the words of the song with their movements. This Mother's Day scene is always very popular with the audience, as the kids look extremely funny, portraying the elderly on stage.
Elementary School Mother's Day Skits - Funny, Short Plays for Kids
In elementary school, for a matinee on the occasion of Mother's Day, children learn short, funny scenes. Both students and parents take part in them. This approach to organizing a holiday will improve relations in the class and make the team closer and more united.
- "Talk to me mom". For this short scene, a girl and a boy are needed to play the role of a mother and her little son. The meaning of the dialogue is that the child asks his mother to buy him something. When asked what exactly the baby wants, a clear answer sounds: “Candy!”. Mom delicately objects and says that sweets are not eaten before dinner, as this spoils the appetite. She offers her son to choose something else, to which she hears in response: “Okay, another candy.”
- "Male Talk". No less funny is a short scene in which the son is in dialogue with his father. Dad (one of the parents of men or a classmate tall and of a heavy build) asks his son how the mother knew that the child had not gone to the bathroom in the morning and had not washed his face. The son’s answer sounds laconic, but very cool: “I completely forgot that the soap must be wetted.”
- "How I Help My Mom". Some props are required for the performance: brooms, mops, disposable dishes, bright rags and buckets. The theme is played out in the form of several short scenes in which groups of children, accompanied by fast, moving music, depict with movements what they do around the house and how exactly they help their mother.
Scenes for Mother's Day in kindergarten - senior and middle group
Mother's Day scenes for older and middle groups kindergarten they are always selected in advance so that the kids have time to learn the roles and rehearse the performance several times before performing in front of parents and guests. It is recommended to use funny and joyful stories that allow boys and girls to fully demonstrate their love for their mother and gratitude for her daily care and attention. Do not dwell on too complex topics that require specific costumes, large-scale scenery and a large number props. In kindergarten and elementary school, this will not look appropriate. Such productions are best left for high school students and graduates. But short scenes can be included in the script in any quantity. They will pleasantly diversify the festive program and make the atmosphere of the celebration more comfortable and sincere.
Scene for Mother's Day "How are you, daughter" - video
In this video clip, a scene is played in kindergarten, symbolizing the connection of three generations - daughters, mothers and grandmothers. Each of them returns home in turn and asks their relatives how they spent their day and what happened interesting. At the end, all three relatives gather at the family table and drink tea with homemade cakes and sweets.
On Women's Day or Mother's Day, a funny scene about moms is really needed. It should be kind, touching and a little funny. After all, the scene about mothers reflects life itself. And in motherhood and upbringing, you have to look at a lot with humor, because otherwise parents simply cannot stand it.
Hall decoration
TO women's day and Mother's Day, usually in children's institutions, festive events are held. It is very important to decorate the hall beautifully before they start. To do this, you can use balloons, large paper flowers, wall newspapers, stands.
The photo gallery "Our mothers in childhood" can be a starting point in the competition. To do this, a place should be left under the pictures so that the children themselves write whose mother is captured here. Be sure to put your data next to it. This will help you choose the winner when summing up the results of the competition.
Children's sayings "Like a fire truck!"
About mom can be based on excerpts from the speech of the kids. There are many of them in the "piggy bank" of each parent, you just have to strain your memory or open a diary, which contains the most often they form the basis of jokes. For example, a short scene about moms can be like this.
"Son, am I beautiful?" - Mom asks, showing off in front of the mirror. “Yes, mommy…” an enthusiastic child whispers breathlessly. “Just like a fire truck!”
Children's sayings. "Where were the dinosaurs?"
Or maybe even such a scene about moms.
A child examines a bicycle that a neighbor girl took out into the street. The daughter touches the steering wheel, tries to honk the horn. Then she asks thoughtfully: “Mom, did you have a bicycle in ancient times, when you were little?” Mom replies sadly: “No, son, I didn’t have such beauty, unfortunately ...” - “Yes, it was a long time ago. Were there dinosaurs back then?
Scene "Three mothers"
It is very important to choose such children's skits about mothers and grandmothers for the holiday, in which parental love and care are shown. This material just meets these requirements. Poetic children's skits are sometimes played out with the participation of the presenter or the author. There are also the roles of grandmother, mother and Tanyusha. Therefore, such scenes are suitable for grandmothers and mothers.
Tanechka sat down to play in the evening.
She got the doll - enough for her to sleep!
Tanya asked her a question here ( Tanechka's words):
“What are you, daughter, hung up your nose?
And skipped dinner altogether?
Tanya's mom came home from work.
Tanya asked mom's words):
“How are you, daughter?
Played all day again, fidget
And skipped dinner altogether?
How I was tortured, daughter, with you!
Soon you will become, like a match, thin!
You need to obey your mother, turntable!
Here, my dear, tea and cheesecake!
Then my grandmother - my mother's mother - came.
And she asked Tanya's mother ( grandmother's words):
“Daughter, you look very tired ...
You probably haven't eaten all day, are you tired?
You work at school, but you are a fidget!
Left without lunch again today?
How I was tortured, daughter, with you!
Soon you will become, like a match, thin!
You need to obey your mother, turntable!
Here, my dear, tea and cheesecake!
Three mothers, three daughters are sitting in the dining room,
Three mothers look reproachfully at their daughters.
It's not easy, it's not easy being a mother
Kohl daughters are so stubborn!
Scene about son and mother
Well received by the audience and grown children. After all, parents always consider their offspring to be babies. The scene "Mom and son-director of the school" has already become a classic. There are two involved.
Mom wakes up her son: “It's time to get up, otherwise you'll be late again! Get up, son, all the kids have already gone to school! Son: “Well, another half hour, Mom! I'm tired of this school! - “Yes, son, you can’t! School is your duty!” - "Do not want! Maslov will again throw a dirty rag!” “You still have to go to school!” - "Will not go! Ivan Petrovich finds fault with me, he is always looking for mistakes! - “Stop being picky. Get up, lazy!" - “And Filippova shows her tongue behind me, comes up with all sorts of nicknames!” - “So what now? You still need to go to school! You are the director!
Scene "I didn't chew, probably ..."
A short scene for mom from children is often based on real events. Often funny stories are taken from Yeralash and replayed at the holidays by children. For example, such an episode will surely make all the guests and spectators laugh.
Mom cuts potatoes and tells the girl a fairy tale, and the daughter eats nearby.
“And Little Red Riding Hood went to the forest to her grandmother. Chew well! She goes, and towards the gray wolf. You chew come on, better chew! He deceived the girl, ran into the hut first and swallowed the grandmother. Are you going to eat or not? Then he swallowed the girl. Chew, I tell you, better chew! But then hunters walked by, saw a wolf, cut open his stomach. Chew your food thoroughly, how much do you say! And the grandmother and her granddaughter came out alive and unharmed ... "
The daughter put down the spoon, stood up and said: “Here, and all because he didn’t obey his mother and didn’t chew the food properly!”
Scene "Where is the diary?"
You can attach school stories to the festive theme of events dedicated to mothers. They are also taken from real life. For example, often a scene for mom from children is associated with checking grades.
“Son, are you sitting at the computer again pants? So you will remain an ignoramus!” - the mother addresses the teenager. “Well, you are backward, ancestors! The computer is progress! Only that person can be considered cultured and developed today who has mastered this technique! And I am just so developed and educated!” - replies arrogant teenager.
“Well, then show me your diary, you are our cultured and educated!” Mom doesn't give up. "And where he?" the boy asks without looking up from the computer. “Probably in your briefcase!”
The son rummages through his school bag but finds nothing. “He is not there! Apparently, he passed for verification! - the boy answers and tries to sit down at the computer again. Mom pushes him away, sits down herself and clicks the mouse, looking for something.
“Mom, now you will ruin everything for me, but I will lose!” - shouts an unscrupulous student. “You, son, have already lost! Here, look, this is your electronic diary, and the teacher does not take it for verification! And in it we see ... two in Russian and a count in mathematics! Yep, here are the side missions for the underachievers... So close your game and get to work! The computer is progress! Only that person can be considered cultured and developed today who has mastered this technique, ”the mother repeats her son’s words in a sarcastic tone.
The son scratches the back of his head dejectedly. "How so? And Vovka said that you just need to hide the diary and it will work ... Yes, it's hard to live with parents who understand computers! Oh, this progress! I wish I had broken my computer!”
Scene "Mom gamer"
The daughter is sitting at the computer. Mom enters.
“Daughter, let me put the pictures in Odnoklassniki!”
The girl reluctantly gives way. Mom takes out a stack of photographs, opens the drive and tries to put it in. The daughter laughs: “Mom, what are you doing! Why are you putting printed pictures in the drive!” - “But how is it necessary?” - “This is done from electronic media! Where is the flash drive? - "Is this such a small thing that looks like a lighter?" - “Well, yes, on a lighter! And you need to log in first! What is your login? - "Who?" - “Login, mom! Well, the word is a code, with Latin letters they write it here, - the daughter shows her mother. - And here they write the password! - “Ah-ah-ah! Now turn away!” The girl turns away, mother clumsily pokes at the keys, referring to a piece of paper. The daughter waves her hand and leaves the house, shaking her head - that's what a "stupid" mother she has!
clapping Entrance door. Mom takes out her headphones, quickly clicks on the keyboard, starts chatting on Skype: “This is Paracetamol! Phoenix, are you ready? The daughter is gone, we have two hours left! Getting started! Go around the One-Eyed Mockingbird on the left and I'll blow it up on the right! Jump up the mountain! Hide in the crevice! Can't you see, right? Arrow Hello! You freed too workplace? Come on, connect, to the right, to the right ... Bang! Ready!!! Haha! Ours took! We run to the spaceport, in two seconds we will fly to the planet Omerweiter! Many-armed Vishera are waiting for us there! Have you forgotten hyperbolic laseroids? Forward!"
Scene "Mom's Day"
The son sings as he sweeps the floor. Mom enters the room with huge bags. She looks around in surprise and sits up in fear. "Son, what happened? Did you get a two? - "Why did you decide so?" - “Well, then why did you suddenly take up cleaning?” - “There was just garbage on the floor, so I decided to sweep it!” Mom touches the shelf and grabs her heart: “You wiped the dust! Am I being summoned to the director again?” - “No, I just decided to help you, so I wiped the dust everywhere!” - "Everywhere???" Mom loses consciousness. The son brings her a glass of water. Mom drinks, chattering her teeth. “You must have been expelled from school? What is it that smells so good?” “Not excluded at all. And it smells fried potatoes- I have prepared for you. You must be tired!" Mom falls off the chair, shouting: “Doctor! Ambulance! You must have been registered in the children's room!”
The son goes to the phone, dials a number and grumbles: “He said that nothing good would come of this day for moms ... Ambulance? Accept the challenge! Yes, mom too! Also with an attack!
Mom carefully raises her head: “So this is all just a gift? The son nods. - Will everything be the same tomorrow? - “Well, of course, mommy! I promise!" The son kisses his mother on the cheek, they join hands and step into the kitchen. The son carries the bags.
"Holiday dinner"
After each number of the program, congratulations to mom should sound. The Festive Dinner scene will become a transition from a concert to a tea party.
Son and daughter are spinning in the kitchen at the stove. The boy offers to bake a cake, and the girl insists on kharcho soup. They never reach agreement. As a result, everyone adds to the dish those products that he considers necessary.
The son reads the recipe: “Put three eggs in flour, a glass of sour cream ...” - puts food in a large bowl and starts to kindle the oven. The girl is reading her recipe. “Hot red pepper is put in a pod. Add grated garlic, onion, cilantro!” - folds his products and mixes everything with a spoon. Then the children put the bowl in the oven and wait.
The doorbell rings, the son runs to open it. The girl takes a dish out of the oven. Mom enters: “What good fellows you are! Thank you very much for your concern!” The daughter hands her a plate on which lies a piece of something black. Mom sniffs, grimaces, but carefully bites off a piece. “And what is the name of this amazing dish?” - Mom chews with difficulty, but smiles through force. The children answer in chorus: one shouts “cake”, the other shouts “kharcho”. Mom nods and says, “I immediately thought so. Cake "Kharcho". Amazing!”
After this scene, the host tells the guests: “Our dishes are not prepared in this way, so dear mothers and grandmothers do not have to pretend to taste them. Welcome everyone to the festive table!”
(The presenter enters the stage.)
1leader:
Good afternoon, Dear friends! We are very pleased to see you all in this room! It is especially nice to see moms here, because it was in your honor that we organized this event! Today we celebrate Mother's Day!
2 host:
Today is a holiday! Today is a holiday!
Holiday of grandmothers and mothers,
This is the kindest holiday
Comes to us in autumn.
This is the feast of obedience
congratulations and flowers,
Diligence, adoration -
Holiday of the best words!
1 leader:
There is an eternal word in our world,
Short but heartfelt.
It is beautiful and kind
It is simple and convenient
It is soulful, beloved,
Incomparable to anything in the world:
MUM!
Song "Song of Mom"
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Mom is the first word It happens at night It happens, Mom is the first word It happens, Mom is the first word |
2 host: Mother's Day celebration began in Ancient Rome when people praised the goddess of the earth and fertility. In Christianity, this holiday is associated with the celebration of the Protection of the Mother of God.
Since 1998, in Russia, on the last Sunday of November, Mother's Day, the Keeper of the Hearth, has been celebrated. This is a kind of Thanksgiving, an expression of love and respect for mothers. They gave us life, affection and care, warmed us with love. .
The words "mother", "mother" are among the most ancient on Earth and sound almost the same in languages different peoples. This suggests that all people revere and love mothers. Many countries celebrate Mothers Day . People congratulate their mothers, come to visit them, give gifts, arrange a holiday for them.
1 presenter
Mom means tenderness
This is kindness, kindness,
Mom is serenity
This is joy, beauty!
Mom is a bedtime story
It's morning dawn
Mom - a hint in difficult times,
This is wisdom and advice!
Mom is the green of summer
It's snow, autumn leaf,
Mom is a ray of light
Mom means LIFE!
2 leading : To participate in the competitions, we need to create 2 teams and choose the members of the jury.
1 presenter Ask the participants to come up with name, motto your team and choose a captain.
2 leading : While the teams come up with a name, listen to the third grade girls sing the song"Mom's Smile"
1 presenter : Team captains should now introduce their team
2 leading:
Our dear mother,
These tender lines are for you!
The cutest and most beautiful
The best on this earth.
1 leading Our first competition is called
"Mother's name".
To participate in the competition, children must come to the aid of mothers.
Assignment for children: spell the mother's name to list the qualities of her character. For example, charming, loving, clear - Olya; delightful, intriguing, sociable, demanding, charming, decisive, sparkling with humor, bright - Victoria
2 host: Now listen ditties performed by 2nd grade students
1) Our dear mothers,
We will sing ditties to you!
Congratulations on the holiday
And a big hello to you!
2) We are funny girlfriends.
We dance and sing
And now we'll tell you
How we have fun.
3) To make mom surprised
Dad made us lunch.
For some reason even a cat
I turned away from the meatballs.
4) Dad rubbed the floor to a shine,
Made a vinaigrette
And I'll tell you a secret
Made a lot of trouble:
5) He boiled milk,
Went far away.
Approached him again:
No more milk!
6) Burnt soup and porridge,
He poured salt into the compote,
When our mother returned
She had a lot of trouble.
7) Galya washed the floors,
Katya helped
It's just a pity, mom again
Washed everything.
8) Dad solved the problem for me,
Helped with math.
Then we decided with mom
That he couldn't decide.
9) Sooty pot
Lena cleaned with sand,
Two hours in Lena's trough
Mom washed it afterwards.
10) We sang to you as best we could,
We are only children
We only know that our mothers
The best in the world.
1 leader.
All women are excellent housewives, they spend a lot of time in the kitchen. And our mothers are the most best housewives in the world. In our next contest"Hostess"
you need to blindfold to the touch to determine what is on the silver platter.
(Sugar, salt, millet, buckwheat, rice, pearl barley are on the saucer. The contestants guess which cereal is in front of them.)
2leader:
And so it endedanother contest.
While the jury is deliberating
The dance party continues!
1 leader. Watch the dance performed by grades 7 and 9
2 leading. Did you know that during the year, mothers wash 18,000 knives, forks and spoons, 13,000 plates, 8,000 cups.
1 leading. The total weight of dishes that our mothers carry from kitchen cabinet before dining table and vice versa, reaches 5 tons per year.
2 leading. During the year, our mothers go shopping more than 2,000 km.
1 leading.
Our next competition
"Kitchenware"
The bag contains 5 items (mug, grater, teapot, grater, meat grinder). Participants of the competition should, without looking into the bag, determine what dishes are there and write them down on a piece of paper.
2 leader. Another contest is over. The jury sums up, and we continue: listen to the song performed by third grade boys
"Don't be afraid mom"
1 leading. The floor is given to our esteemed jury
2 leader.
Do everything on the run, on the fly,
Sewing, ironing, cooking and cleaning the stove,
Wash, clean, teach lessons -
Try to live at this pace!
1 leading. Yes, you have to have a special talent!
After all, the whole house rests on mom!
2 leading. Listen to a poem performed by a 8th grade student Nikita Kulaev
"The Man Who Holds the House"
1 leading . And here are mommy's hands
It's just a treasure
Being idle mommy
Hands do not order
2leader. A child cannot live without toys. Yes, and do-it-yourself toys are much dearer to a child than store bought. So our mothers will have to show their talent for needlework and make toys for their children from the materials that we will offer them.
Competition "TOY"
Moms from improvised materials for a limited time must make a toy for the child. Possible list of materials for the competition: colored paper, shreds, shells, matchboxes, balls, felt-tip pens, scissors, glue, stapler, cotton wool, threads, postcards, paper, etc.
1 leader. While mothers are making
The kids will keep us entertained!
We bring to your attention a scene performed by grade 5
"Three Moms"
Characters:
The role is played by an adult:
Leading
The roles are played by children:
Tanya
Mother
Grandmother
(There is a table and three chairs in the center of the hall or on the stage. A doll sits on one of the chairs. On the table is a dish with four cheesecakes).
Leading.
Our kids are so stubborn!
Everyone knows this.
Mothers often tell them
But they don't listen to their mothers.
Tanyusha in the evening
Came from a walk
And the doll asked:
Tanya enters, goes to the table and sits down on a chair, takes the doll in her arms.
Tanya .
How are you, daughter?
Have you crawled under the table again, fidget?
Did you sit all day without lunch again?
It's just trouble with these daughters,
Come to dinner, spinner!
Cheesecake for lunch today!
Leading.
Tanya's mother came home from work
And Tanya asked:
Mom enters, sits on a chair near Tanya.
Mother .
How are you, daughter?
Played again, probably in the garden?
Managed to forget about food again?
Grandma shouted to dine more than once,
And you answered: "Now yes now."
It's just trouble with these daughters,
Soon you will be as thin as a match.
Come on, have dinner, spinner!
Cheesecake for lunch today!
Leading.
Here grandmother - mother's mother - came
And she asked her mother:
Grandmother enters with a wand, goes to the table and sits on the third chair.
Grandmother.
How are you, daughter?
Probably in the hospital for a whole day
Again, there was not a minute for food,
And in the evening I ate a dry sandwich.
You can't sit all day without eating.
She's already become a doctor, but she's still a fidget.
These girls are just in trouble.
Soon you will be as thin as a match.
Come to dinner, spinner!
Cheesecake for lunch today! (Everyone eats cheesecakes.)
Leading .
Three mothers are sitting in the dining room,
Three mothers look at their daughters.
What to do with daughters stubborn?
All three. Oh, how not easy it is to be mothers!
2 leader. And so another contest is over.The jury is back to work.
1 leader. We give mothers a song
She calls and pours,
Let mom have fun
Let mom smile!
2 leading.
Listen to a song performed by the 5th grade song"Mom's Eyes" to the words of M. Plyatskovsky and the music of E. Martynov,
The rain will fall to the ground like a tear,
And the road will beckon us into the distance in the morning.
They will look after us affectionately and strictly.
Chorus:
Everything in life can be - both joy and thunder,
Fate does not favor us at times.
And mother's eyes, and mother's eyes
They always follow us with excitement.
We are changing addresses in search of a dream,
We rarely forgive letters at home.
And mother's eyes, and mother's eyes
We are brought back to childhood out of habit.
1 leader. What did our jury decide?
Jury's word
2 leader. And now we'll play a little
Competition "Venikobol".
Each team is given a broom, and each player, balloon. A basket is placed in front of each team. The victory is given to the team that will sweep the balls into the basket more and faster.
1 presenter Listen to the song performed by 7th and 8th cells. "Mom and daughter"
Where is spring, there are flowers and gifts,
Good songs familiar lines ...
Walk in the park on a clear day
Mother and daughter are gathering.
The sun's ray, thin in spring,
I forgot about frosts and blizzards.
Girls admire in the class:
“You and your mother are just like friends!”
Chorus:
Mom and daughter - they are so similar!
Mom and daughter are two drops of the sun.
Childhood is leaving, leaving - and yet
Love stays in the heart forever!
The daughter is sad, the daughter does not know the answer,
The heart is heavy and anxious.
Mom will say with hope: “Dear!
Everything can be returned, everything can be fixed!”
Mom's voice, both gentle and strict,
It sounds in us through the winds and losses.
Mom and daughter are walking along the road -
On the path of love and trust.
Chorus.
2 leading Guys, did your mother read fairy tales to you in childhood? And now we will check if the mothers have forgotten the fairy tales, because the children have grown up
1 leader. Competition "Learn fairy tales"
Prepared 3 fairy tales-crossings. The captain of the mom team pulls out a sheet of text at random and reads expressively. Each team tries to understand what fairy tales are involved, and mothers write down the names. The whole team is involved in guessing.
1. Once upon a time there was a woman with her grandfather Kolobok. He once lay on the window. And then the Mouse ran, waving its tail. The bun fell and broke. Seven kids came running and ate everything, but left the crumbs. They ran home, and the crumbs scattered along the path. Geese swans flew in, began to peck crumbs, and drink from a puddle. Then the Cat is a scientist and says to them: “Do not drink, otherwise you will become goats!”
(answer : 7 fairy tales: "Gingerbread Man", "Ryaba Hen", "Wolf and Seven Kids", "Hansel and Gretel", "Geese-Swans", "Sister Alyonushka and Brother Ivanushka", "Ruslan and Lyudmila")
2. Once upon a time there were three bears. And they had a bast hut, and there was also an ice one. Here the Little Mouse and the Frog Frog ran past, saw the huts and said: “Hut, hut, turn your back to the forest, and front to us!”. There is a hut, does not move. They decided to enter, went to the door, pulled the handle. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull it out. It can be seen that Sleeping Beauty is lying there and waiting for Emelya to kiss her.
( answer : 7 fairy tales: "Three Bears", "Zayushkina's Hut", "Teremok", "Baba Yaga", "Turnip", "Sleeping Beauty", "By Pike")
3. In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, there lived a Princess Frog. Somehow she sat on a gray wolf and went to look for the feather of Finist Yasna Sokol. The wolf is tired, he wants to take a break, and she tells him: “Don’t sit down, don’t sit down, don’t eat the pie!”. And the wolf got angry and said: “As soon as I jump out, as soon as I jump out, shreds will fly through the back streets!” The Frog got scared, hit the ground and at midnight turned into a pumpkin. Chernomor saw her and dragged her to his castle.
( answer : 7 fairy tales: "The Frog Princess", "Finist the Clear Falcon", "Ivan Tsarevich and Grey Wolf”, “Masha and the Bear”, “Zayushina Hut”, “Cinderella”, “Ruslan and Lyudmila”)
2leader . Listen to the song performed by 9kl " Mother"
1 leading. And another moving
competition "Relay"
The first member of the team runs to the chair, puts on an apron, ties a scarf around his head, runs around the chair, runs to the team, taking off his apron and scarf, passes it to the second participant, etc. to the last member.The last participant in the relay race runs to a chair on which cards with the names of porridge products are laid out, takes a card with the desired ingredient, and puts it in the pan. (Cards with the names of the ingredients should be varied: water, peas, salt, sugar, semolina, carrots, etc., but the same for both teams.) Awarded to the first team to finish the relay correctly
2 leading. Another contest is over. The jury sums upand we are watching a scene performed by students in grade 9
1 leading Love mother, little children,
After all, without her it is so difficult to live in the world,
Her attention and affection and care,
You will not be replaced by an outsider.
Love mom, young teenagers
She is your trunk, and you are her offshoots,
She alone, only a loving mother,
She will always understand you - her stubborn children.
2 leading. And the children are adults, always love your mother,
Do not skimp on her gentle words,
The road to it is akin to the road to the Temple,
And when entering the house, bow at her feet.
Love mom, adults and children,
Her relatives - there is no one in the world!
2 leading To sum up the results of the competition, the word of the jury
1 leading And now the awards ceremony
2 leading So our holiday has come to an end! But I want to wish you, dear mothers, that the holiday never ends in your life and in your soul! Let your faces get tired only from smiles, and your hands from bouquets of flowers. May your children be obedient and your husbands attentive! Let your home always decorate comfort, prosperity, love, happiness!
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