The script for the day of the doctor is cool. Cool contests for corporate doctors and everyone else, continued

We continue to develop and apply cool corporate contests. The beginning was in, and here I am writing again 2 options:

Competitions for doctors

Redesigned contests for any other company.

Competition:

Gathertouch the bag.

At the state During the exam, we had to close our eyes (literally) to collect and explain a special first-aid kit with antidotes - it was assumed that there would be a lot of smoke in the nuclear destruction zone, so we had to rely not on sight, but on the sensations of the fingers. (Now I’m thinking - are we, really, were they preparing for an atomic war? Save and save!)

So - I propose to touch the bag by touch, filling it with the necessary items. It is necessary to bring the contestant (s) to the table, announce the task and blindfold well. We collect a bag for going to the patient from what lies on the table under the sheet. And we say out loud what we put.

Or we disassemble - we put everything out of the bag on the table, also explaining. Necessarily among the necessary medical items there must be something completely different, inappropriate. But our hero is blindfolded, so it should be fun to listen to his guessing.

All items must be completely safe: non-breakable, without sharp edges, corners and edges, not spilling, chemically inert.

For healthcare workers

We put everything medical, but something must definitely be off topic: some kind of hospital registration book, a container for sterilization (or is it already the last century?), honey. an instrument that is used only in a hospital ...

For corporate in other industries

We collect a bag for visiting a sick friend (girlfriend, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, beloved boss). On the table there may be a bandage, cotton wool, syringes in a package, medical gloves, an enema pear, plasters, mustard plasters, jars with the inscription "Raspberry jam" and "Canned hot pepper", a pharmacy pack of linden flowers and some laxative collection, etc. P. You can complicate the task a little by saying that 2 or 3 items should remain. It will be interesting to see what they put in the bag - antipyretic or laxative, raspberries or peppers ...

Competition: Intramuscular injection.

When we were taught to give injections to the gluteal muscle, we had to remember the main thing: mentally divide the buttock in half vertically, then horizontally. And we prick an injection only in the upper outer quadrant - and only there, otherwise we will hit the nerve.

(If you are planning to inject according to my description, double-check the information with a specialist - all of a sudden something has changed since then! It is unlikely, of course, that the nerve fibers have changed their location, nevertheless, check it out. Since this is still not a master class on injections , and cool contests for corporate doctors and not only)

The task of the competition: blindfolded to get a syringe in the right area.

What to use instead of a syringe and a gluteal muscle, decide on the spot according to the situation from what is at hand:

Training dummy;

Darts and a board to them, only now aim not at the bullseye, but at the segment from 12 to 3 hours;

A small pillow and an awl;

Large soft toy and empty disposable syringe

In extreme cases, a lined sheet of paper and a marker as a syringe.

The funnier and weirder, the more fun.

Competition: Who is under the mask?

This contest, unlike the previous ones, was born not from past memories, but from the opposite: while I was looking for photos for the top contests, I came across this frame and immediately decided to beat it.

It’s easier than ever to hold it, and there will be plenty of fun (we did a similar one at home, but then it was not a competition for doctors)))

Several people cover their faces with medical masks (shawls, scarves), put caps on their heads (any hats, it is very desirable - not their own). Assistants cover them with a screen up to the neck - so that only the heads are visible. A tablecloth, a sheet, a cape, a large stole, a piece of plywood - anything, the main thing is to cover up, otherwise they will be recognized by their clothes or shoes. You can stand, you can sit in a row.

Then they turn (or bring in from the corridor) a person who will recognize them. As soon as you didn’t guess, the next one comes out to guess.

We had a lot of fun at the time. There's a catch - you look, and you understand that you know the person, but you also know the hat on him ... someone else's hat ... As a result, everything turns wonderfully in your head, and you call the owner of the hat, and not the one whose eyes you just looked into. And so do many.

What is important to consider here :

Suitable for a company where people have known each other for a long time - otherwise they won’t recognize a person without disguise;

If health workers see each other in such attire every day, then you need to wear other masks and caps that look different from the usual ones. Because otherwise, everyone will be recognized immediately, and the competition will end as soon as it starts.

This concludes the competitions for doctors, but you can read more and others - they can be used for health workers too.

Wishing you good fun

Medic's Day is a special holiday, which is usually celebrated in the summer on the third Sunday of June. The warm season makes it possible to celebrate this festivity in the fresh air. A picnic in nature with the whole team will be the most enjoyable pastime on this day, and various games and contests will bring a little excitement and intrigue. Below are very interesting and exciting options for competitions for doctors, with the help of which the most entertaining program is formed. Medical gloves and gowns are an important attribute everywhere. Participation in games and competitions will bring a lot of positive emotions, as well as a little competitive experience.

>Competition "Guess the specialty"

For this competition, it is necessary to prepare in advance on separate cards the name of the medical specialty. For example: dentist, surgeon, gynecologist and others. Further, one leader comes out of the whole team and draws a card at random. His further task is that he needs to depict the specialty indicated on the card with the help of gestures and facial expressions. The leader will be replaced by the one who will be the first to guess the medical profession.

Competition "First Aid"

A very fun competition in which volunteers take part in pairs. For the competition, you should prepare voluminous mittens and toilet paper. One member of the couple needs to tie his hands, and the other puts on mittens and begins to wrap toilet paper around his legs. The winners will be those who complete this procedure faster and more accurately.

Competition "Dress of the doctor"

Participation in the competition is taken in pairs, where one is a doctor, and the second is his assistant. Each doctor of the couple should stand up straight, and meanwhile, the assistant should put on his shirt back to front and quickly fasten all the buttons. Those who quickly cope with the task will win in this competition. Watching the assistant try to fasten the buttons very quickly will cause a lot of laughter from the audience, because, properly, this procedure is very difficult to speed up.

Contest "Guess the medicine"

The task of the competition is very simple. On the cards you need to indicate the name of drugs for various diseases. One volunteer is selected from the team, who, without looking, draws a card. Next, he needs to depict the disease with gestures and facial expressions, from which the specified drug will help. The one who can guess first will become a replacement for the leader.

Contest "Guess the melody"

To conduct this competition, it is necessary to prepare in advance several melodies of a medical theme. A small excerpt from the song is included, which the team must guess. The participant who guessed the melody first gets one point. The winner will be the one who scores the most points. This show jumping is no less interesting when the diagnosis is traced in the selected composition. Today there are many such novelties. Accordingly, the participants will then guess not the name of the melody, but will have to determine the diagnosis in question.

The game "Lord of the pipette"

Several people can take part in this game. Each player is given two glasses, one full and one empty. The main attribute of the game is a pipette, with which the participant must transfer all the water from a full glass to an empty one. The winner will be the one who can complete the task the fastest. It will be much more fun if you play the game with music. As a prize, you can prepare a badge with the inscription "Lord of the pipette."

Game "Diagnosis"

One of the most exciting games is the Diagnosis game. Participation in it can take almost the entire team or just everyone. They need to stand in one circle and alternately pronounce the name of the diseases. However, not everything is so simple, it should be called strictly in alphabetical order. You should not think for a long time or prompt each other, you can just come up with a new diagnosis. If you do it quickly, it will turn out very funny and fun.

Game "Maternity Ward"

This competition will require two participants. The rules of the game need to be announced only after the volunteers come out. One of the players will be a wife who recently gave birth, and the second will play the role of a beloved husband and caring father. Next, the spouse should ask questions to the spouse relating only to the child. The wife, in turn, without uttering a word, gives the answer with gestures and facial expressions. The reason for this way of communication is soundproof glass. It will be very funny if the participants are two men or women.
Game "Funny figures"
In this game, you can not do without several pairs of medical gloves. Several volunteers come out to participate, to whom the host gives a felt-tip pen and a glove. The music turns on, and the players begin to paint their attribute with a felt-tip pen. As soon as the melody stops, each participant must provide the resulting figure. The creativity of the glove directly depends on the imagination of the doctor. The winner will be determined by the audience, who will act as a jury.

Game "Procedural"

The rules of the game are very simple. Those who wish to participate come out in pairs, where one will be a nurse or a nurse, and the second will be an ordinary patient with a flux on his cheek. Each doctor in a pair should have a roll of bandage or toilet paper. To the music, the nurse or nurse should actively begin wrapping the cheek of their patient. This should be done until the roll is over. Which pair will do it faster, they will become the winners.

Game "Kinomaniya"

The entire team of doctors should be divided into two teams. The task is to alternately name domestic and foreign films or series about doctors. For example: “Interns”, “Doctor House”, etc. The winner will be the team that will be the last to remember and name the name of the film or series about doctors.

The game "Strong-spirited doctors"

Participation in this game is best taken only by men. Volunteers of the competition are given one glove each, which they must inflate so much that they burst. The winner will be the player who completes this task as quickly as possible.
Game "Surgeons"
Another exciting competition, which will require:
two pairs of bathrobes;
two pairs of gloves;
two pairs of medical caps;
two pairs of shoe covers.
Only couples can participate. The music turns on and one player of the pair very quickly begins to put it all on the second participant. Once all accessories are equipped, the first player of the pair shouts "Scalpel!". The winners will be those who will be able to quickly cope with the task. It will be much more fun if you prepare small symbolic gifts and prizes.

Nerve test game

Only neuropathologists will take part in this game. Each is given one blank sheet. Their task is not to tear this paper into a few small pieces, however, this is not the catch. You need to tear the sheet on an outstretched hand, while there should be no help from the second hand. The winner will be the one who copes with the task much faster than his rivals and does everything very carefully.

Game "Pipette"

>Throughout this game, participants and spectators will be able to truly experience the intrigue and excitement. Several people are called from the team. Then each is given one pipette and a beaker with an alcoholic drink or juice. The main goal is to try to empty the beaker with liquid using a pipette in a minimum of time. The contents must be drunk completely. Cheerful music is turned on, and the participants in the game begin to complete their task. It will be insanely funny to watch the players who, with all their strength and tolerance, will try to drink the contents drop by drop. The winner will be the participant who will get ahead of all rivals and quickly cope with the conditions set.

"Song Contest"

At the end of this wonderful day, this contest is worth holding. The whole team is divided into two teams, each of which chooses a leader. Then he names any part of the body or organ, and his team begins to sing a song with this word. It will be very interesting and fun, especially if the presenter chooses difficult names. This competition should be held only in the end, because with the help of it it will be possible to have good fun and enjoy the tunes about your specialty.
Such an entertainment program will bring a lot of positive and positive emotions to the whole team. With the help of exciting games and competitions, they will remember this fun day all their lives with only pleasant memories.

Aibolit will help you
Throat color like raspberry
So you have... ANGINA

2. If you ran through the puddles
Umbrella was not needed
And in the morning out of nowhere
Appears... COLD.

3. Smile and joke
He loves kids very much.
Puts in a row for injections
Children's doctor. ..PEDIATRICIAN.

4. Hepatitis, dysentery
Malaria, diphtheria
Everything will drive away like a Chikist
Doctor.. .INFECTIONIST.

5. Stand in the heat, stand in the cold,
Always in the hands of bouquets of roses
This house gives kids
We'll call him... Maternity hospital.

6. Check the cleanliness, the quality of cleaning
Disinfection for you in a moment is carried out deftly
If you break their law, a receipt flies in an instant,
And send it to you... SANEPIDEM STATION.

7. He is not a sadist, but he will shine a lamp in the eye,
Everyone, like a schoolboy, will answer all the letters.
In the card, everything will be encrypted, Chekist,
Among the people Glaznik, but for us ... OCULIST.

8. "Scalpel, clamp, dry, fast, pretty,
Time? Pressure? We'll make it, take it easy."
Many colleagues and sterile around,
This is how the best works... SURGEON.

9. If, for luck, a stork is knocking on your door,
So your baby is due soon.
In childbirth, an assistant, tactful and dexterous,
Who is it? Friendly… . OB/GYNECOLOGIST

10. White teeth - of course beautiful,
In an instant, he will drive away caries playfully.
The seal will not be left in the mouth by a proctologist,
Everyone's favorite doctor... DENTIST

11. In his office "sweeter" pills,
And there they will sing "lyuli-lyuli" without a problem.
He is happy with what is called Aibolit,
Everyone knows what heals children ... PEDIATRICIAN

12. He is no worse in the desmurgy of a surgeon,
The gypsum will put you on, tighten it tighter.
Set the joint without drugs and needles,
Everyone's favorite doctor... TRAUMATOLOGIST.

13. He promises everyone sweet dreams,
The mask gently puts on your mouth.
No, he is not an ENT or a dentist,
We know that this is... ANESTHETIST

14. In the hands of a stethoscope, and a tonometer in place,
He knows medicines, probably two hundred tons.
Runs to the site and sends hello to everyone,
Master of Medicine, dear .... THERAPIST

2. Table joke "10 signs that you are a doctor..."

1. Not women, but stethoscopes are hung around your neck ...

2. You promised something to Hippocrates...

3. You will be the first to know about new trends in women's underwear (and men's too).

4. Everything around is in shit, and you are in white ...

5. You regularly lose someone...

6. You know how to write out what the pharmacy can not read ...

7. You not only drink alcohol, but also rub it on the buttocks of other people ...

8. In the West, you would receive 100 times more ...

9. Kal can tell you a lot...

10. If we get sick, we will not contact you.

3. Musical riddles "We diagnose the lyrical hero of the song"

Short fragments of songs are read (or sounded), and the guests try to determine what really bothers the patient, that is, to make a diagnosis. The one who makes the most correct diagnoses is entitled to some kind of medical prize.

Fragments of songs and diagnoses:

1. "And my heart stopped,
My heart sank" (diagnosis: heart failure).

2. "If you don't hear me,
So it's winter." (diagnosis: otitis).

3. We walked with you,
I cried, oh I cried (diagnosis: hysteria).

4. We honestly want to tell you:
We don't look at girls anymore (diagnosis: impotence).

5. In vain you scold the rain, in vain you scold him
You stand and wait, but why, you don't know (diagnosis: sclerosis).

6. But if there is a pack of cigarettes in your pocket,
So it's not so bad today (diagnosis: nicotine addiction).

7. She even wanted to hang herself,
But institute, exams, session (diagnosis: suicidal syndrome).

8. I know - you want, I know for sure - you want,
I know for sure - you want, you want - but you are silent (diagnosis: dumbness).

9. It hurts me, it hurts
Do not relieve this evil pain (diagnosis: pain shock).

10. And his wound rots,
And it won't get any smaller
And won't live (diagnosis: gangrene).

11. Every step through hurts,
Every gesture hurts through (diagnosis: fractures of the limbs).

12. Judge people, judge God, How I loved
In the frost barefoot to the sweetheart went (ORZ)

13. I got drunk drunk,
I won't get home (alcoholism)

14. Black eyes, passionate eyes, Eyes burning and beautiful!
How I love you! How I fear you!
Know that I saw you at an unkind hour! (Hypnosis session.)

15. I am not an angel, I am not a demon, I am a tired wanderer.
I am back, I am resurrected
And knocked on your house. (Clinical death.)

16. Never said
But there is no more patience. (Silence.)

17. Night! Cold expectations.
Pain! It's like I'm split.
I do not see anything,
I hate myself. (Night blindness.)

18. And the dawn is already more and more noticeable,
So please be kind... (Hangover syndrome.)

19. Why are thoughts so confused?
Why does the light dim so often? (Fainting.)

20. I rush into the night to catch up with you,
But I understand that I'm standing and I can't run. (Paralysis.)

21. Unfortunately, I am, but, fortunately, not alone
I fell into your insidious addiction. (Addiction.)

22. A snowstorm covered the road,
The sledge track disappeared...
Hands get cold, feet get cold,
And it's all gone and gone (frostbite)

23. This girl is nothing.
And this one is nothing.
And this one, I note,
The belly puffs up from the tea. (Binge eating.)

24. Oh, and now I myself have become somewhat unstable,
I won't get home from a friendly drinking party. (Alcohol intoxication.)

25. And I recognize the sweetheart by his gait. (Flat feet.)

26. I tried to get away from love,
I took a sharp razor and straightened myself. (Suicidal syndrome.)

27. There is no logic in your thoughts,
How can I find the truth in them? (Schizophrenia.)

28. What are you, my dear, look askance,
Tilt your head low? (Osteochondrosis.)

29. Sweet berry tore together,
Bitter berry - I'm alone (poisoning)

30. Far, far, far
My only true friend.
Not easy, not easy, not easy
Without reliable, proven hands (masseur).

31. Hot sun, hot sand,
Hot lips - a sip of water. (Sunstroke)

We make a diagnosis.

I read short fragments of songs, it is necessary to determine what is bothering the patient, that is, to make a diagnosis.

1. "And my heart stopped,
My heart stopped” (diagnosis: heart failure).

2. "If you don't hear me,
It means that winter has come” (diagnosis: otitis media).

3. We walked with you,
I roared, oh, roared (diagnosis: hysteria).

4. We honestly want to tell you:
We no longer look at girls (diagnosis: impotence).

5. In vain you scold the rain, in vain you scold him
You stand and wait, but you don’t know why (diagnosis: sclerosis).

6. But if there is a pack of cigarettes in your pocket,
So, everything is not so bad today (diagnosis: nicotine addiction).

7. She even wanted to hang herself,
But institute, exams, session (diagnosis: suicidal syndrome).

8. I know - you want, I know for sure - you want,
I know for sure - you want it, you want it - but you are silent (diagnosis: dumbness).

9. It hurts me, it hurts
Do not relieve this evil pain (diagnosis: pain shock).

10. And his wound rots,
And it won't get any smaller
And will not heal (diagnosis: gangrene).

11. Every step through hurts,
Every gesture hurts (diagnosis: broken limbs).

12. Judge people, judge God, How I loved
I went barefoot to my sweetheart in the cold (ORZ)

13. I got drunk drunk,
I won't get home (alcoholism)

14. Black eyes, passionate eyes, Eyes burning and beautiful!
How I love you! How I fear you!
Know that I saw you at an unkind hour! (Hypnosis session.)

15. I am not an angel, I am not a demon, I am a tired wanderer.
I am back, I am resurrected
And knocked on your house. (Clinical death.)

16. Never said
But there is no more patience. (Silence.)

17. Night! Cold expectations.
Pain! It's like I'm split.
I do not see anything,
I hate myself. (Night blindness.)

18. And the dawn is already more and more noticeable,
So please be kind... (Hangover.)

19. Why are thoughts so confused?
Why does the light dim so often? (Fainting.)

20. I rush into the night to catch up with you,
But I understand that I'm standing and I can't run. (Paralysis.)

21. Unfortunately, I am, but, fortunately, not alone
I fell into your insidious addiction. (Addiction.)

22. A snowstorm covered the road,
The sleigh trail has disappeared…
Hands get cold, feet get cold,
And it's all gone and gone (frostbite)

23. This girl is nothing.
And this one is nothing.
And this one, I note,
The belly puffs up from the tea. (Binge eating.)

24. Oh, and now I myself have become somewhat unstable,
I won't get home from a friendly drinking party. (Alcohol intoxication.)

25. And I recognize the sweetheart by his gait. (Flat feet.)

26. I tried to get away from love,
I took a sharp razor and straightened myself. (Suicidal syndrome.)

27. There is no logic in your thoughts,
How can I find the truth in them? (Schizophrenia.)

28. What are you, my dear, look askance,
Tilt your head low? (Osteochondrosis.)

29. Sweet berry tore together,
Bitter berry - I'm alone (poisoning)

30. Far, far, far
My only true friend.
Not easy, not easy, not easy
Without reliable, proven hands (masseur).

31. Hot sun, hot sand,
Hot lips - a sip of water would be. (sunstroke)

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The tables are covered with white cloth to the floor, they are vases for flowers. Lottery tickets are distributed to each guest at the entrance to the hall. Tables are designed for 2-4 people. Pleasant music sounds in the hall.

We bow to you from us.

For the presentation of certificates of honor and valuable prizes to honored medical workers, (F. I. O.) is invited.

The presentation is made to solemn music. After the presentation, a girl enters the hall with a bouquet of flowers. She performs Alena Sviridova's "Song about a Doctor", during the performance, she comes to each table and gives a flower, which she puts in a vase.

Winter or summer, spring or autumn,

Diseases come, they won't ask us

On guard of health, always on the alert,

They are always standing by

They pass our pain through themselves,

They always help us in trouble,

From everyone who has been in hospital wards,

Thank you people in white coats.

(The scene "At the doctor's appointment", with the participation of three people. The doctor is sitting at the table, the patient comes in.)

Hello, Doctor!

(The patient lies down, the doctor examines him.)

What are you complaining about, young man?

The heart hurts, the pressure jumps, the eyes burn and the head is spinning.

So, so, so, heart speak.

Yes, doctor.

(The doctor listens to the patient with a stethoscope.)

Eyes are burning, head is spinning!

Yes, doctor.

(The doctor takes out a photograph of a beautiful girl and holds it up to the patient's face.)

So it's easier?

Oh, yes, doctor, it's much easier that way.

Dress up, you're in love. It's not fatal, but if it doesn't go away in two months, you'll live with it for the rest of your life.

(Patient leaves, another appears.)

Hello, come in, undress, lie down.

Yes, it's me, doctor, right here....

(Holds out papers.)

I told you, quickly undress, lie down, now we'll figure it out.

(The patient undresses and lies down.)

about doctors

And I'll say it again:

"Traumatologists, you have the floor!"

Presentation by traumatologists.

Congratulations to endocrinologists:

In the endocrine department

We will listen to you singing.

Dedication song to endocrinologist:

Spring has spread

green canopy,

And the shore is gentle

Everyone is waiting for the wave.

love girls,

Endocrinologists:

They are hormones

Always full.

They are funny, they are healthy,

And the jokes are cheeky.

They won't tell you

Not an ounce of new

And they won't go

Walk to the river.

But they will be faithful

They probably

After all, not geologists,

To walk.

In work, the first

Not at all nervous

And any-expensive

Dream about them.

Spring has spread

green canopy,

And the shore is gentle

Everyone is waiting for the wave.

love girls,

Endocrinologists:

They are hormones

Always full.

Congratulations to neuropathologists:

Now go quiet

So that no one can hear you.

in neuroscience now

It is observed overnight.

Neurologist's service is heavy

And it's not always very funny.

Old people believe in him, kids:

He is not a healer of the heart - the soul.

Souls are more difficult to treat than hands,

Everything is according to the rules, everything is according to science:

The nerves are healthy and the body is healthy.

You do not believe me? Honestly!

You are very dear to us!

Sing to us, neuropathologists.

Presentation by neurologists.

Congratulations to urologists:

Not many survive

Work in urology.

Come in, don't make noise

Don't wake up the department.

In urological

Branch

Lots of critical

Without a doubt.

people lie there

seriously ill,

and operations

There are not simple ones.

Difficult cases

Often there are

Only doctors there

Don't get discouraged.

Help everyone

Beautiful people!

May them luck

Will accompany!

I think everyone

Very strongly oblige

If your word

Urology says.

Presentation by urologists.

Congratulations to toxicologists:

Now another way

Let's go to toxicology.

In toxicology

Hard life!

In toxicology

Just hold on!

That poisoning

That indigestion

Spoils the good

Mood.

Get hurt by everyone

Whatever comes to hand!

All are poisoned

In whom the mind was not enough!

And fuss

Sometimes the nurse

Can't sleep at all

She until the morning.

Happy holiday to you

Dear doctors!

Let yours be

Hearts are hot!

I'm ready to say:

Toxicology - you have the floor!

Presentation by toxicologists.

And now I promise:

We'll play a little.

Not a flyer and not a look,

There will be a review:

Need you to know

What office did you get into?

about the optometrist:

1. You got into the office,

Where there are no bandages and iodine.

The fundus of the eye will study

A magnifying glass will connect to this,

He is pure in heart and soul.

That's for sure ... (oculist).

about laura:

2. This doctor will wash your nose,

Can push cotton wool

If necessary, the mouth will open -

Will check the throat

Make tampons for your ears.

Everyone has known for a long time:

He is a serious person

This doctor is called ... (lor).

about the gynecologist:

3. You at least laugh, but at least cry,

It's just a female doctor.

He immediately smells the disease,

He treats all pregnant women.

His day in the service is long.

This doctor ... (gynecologist).

about the dentist:

4. And now I ask for a chair,

Take up space quickly

Open your mouth wider

Wait, the doctor will come.

Will carry out excavations in the teeth,

Will make seals and brackets,

Remove the diseased fragment ...

This is wonderful ... (dentist).

about the cardiologist:

5. He does not look menacingly at you,

He's always so serious

He has his own program:

Can take a cardiogram,

Can you measure your pulse?

And check the pressure.

And imagine, as an astrologer,

Everything will be predicted ... (cardiologist).

about the surgeon:

6. He is either sad or laughing,

Never breaks up

He is with a scalpel. Friends,

He can't be without it.

He is always cheerful, fresh,

What is not needed, then cut off,

What you need, then sew ...

Maybe vice versa.

He drinks some alcohol

A bit of flirting with the nurse...

He is a brother and friend to all doctors.

Guessed? He ... (surgeon).

about the nurse:

7. Who is always with a bandage and cotton wool?

In a white ironed robe?

Knows what? Where? What for?

How to treat? Whom? And what?

Give your orders

And sign all decisions?

Who is always ready in the morning?

This is the eldest ... (sister).

about the pharmacist

Now let's go to the pharmacy

Let's look at the river for medicines,

And find out who it looks like

Our question will determine.

1. Who will make medicines,

All showcases will equip,

Standing at the window

Look at medicines

The ointment will knead a good one,

Will the powder weigh well?

Answers in a singsong voice

Well, of course ... (pharmacist).

about the pharmacist:

2. Well, who is this, by the way,

In a white hat, bathrobe?

Like a minister in a vast kingdom,

Checks all medicines.

Checks everyone:

Who is right here, who is wrong?

Who missed the pills?

Where did the powder go?

Who chatted like TV?

Guessed? He ... (pharmacist).

about the head doctor:

3. He is in a separate office,

Always responsible for others

Knows everything and knows everyone

And in business - always success!

At night he does not sleep -

He knows the troubles of the hospital,

But you can’t decide everything, even cry -

This is exactly the main ... (doctor)!

The checkup went great.

Of course, it became clear to me

That everyone in the hospital is healthy

And cheerful! I give you my word!

Happy holiday, dear medical workers!

Happiness and success in your hard work!

Scenarios of the day of the medical worker

Medical Worker's Day is celebrated annually on the third Sunday of June. Patients, friends and relatives on this day express to doctors a sense of gratitude for their selfless work. And, of course, doctors celebrate this holiday corporately, in a narrow circle. The proposed scenario is designed for such a case.

Dear friends! I am glad to welcome representatives of the most humane profession, medical workers, to this festive table. You all know from your own experience that people in white coats have to work very, very hard. And this is a wonderful, selfless, heroic work, sometimes a wise saying, known since ancient times: "The one who has a good rest works well." Therefore, I urge you, dear medical comrades, to sit down at the festive table and forget about all your daily worries and difficulties. Let's rest!

(Music sounds, guests are seated at the tables, they choose treats.)

"medical" scenarios, for the holiday of physicians

1. Each fate is marked

main milestones of the roads.

Don't waste your luck

and God help you!

2. To severe diseases

the world did not let the abyss

be perfectly healthy.

Happy holiday!

Happy holiday to you!

Jokes about dentists (suitable for a scene)

I happened to watch a dentist dig into his car.

Very interesting.

What's interesting?

He took the pliers and said: "Be patient, my friend, now it will

it hurts a little."

What are you doing doctor? I needed to pull out a completely different tooth!

Calm down (yawning), dear, gradually I will get to him!

A dentist addresses a patient sitting in a chair:

As soon as I start drilling your tooth, please shout louder.

There, in the waiting room, a whole crowd of patients is waiting for reception, and after ten

minutes the football cup match begins.

Doctor, the teeth you gave me are very painful.

Excellent! This is the best proof that teeth are

real!

Patient, how nervous you are!

And what can I do - you always pull my nerve!!

CONGRATULATION

Blurring in a snow-white smile in all 32 teeth, I want to congratulate you on your holiday, from the dentist! Only you can defeat the terrible enemies of healthy teeth - caries, periodontal disease and pulpitis. You give us health, beauty and self-confidence. Let the whole planet smile at you today! Happy Dentist Day!

This is a doctor without sentiment,

Treats teeth, tears roots.

To him the record of patients

A week ahead.

Will drive a tooth under the crown,

Even insert an implant

All desires will be fulfilled -

He is always happy to help you!

Hollywood smile -

This is everyone's dream!

He is like a violinist

You sculpt without difficulty.

And a smile, as you dreamed.

Insert a filling? No problem!

We always knew about it -

Everyone needs his work!

Who is this? Dentist!

This is a professional!

His work is difficult and delicate,

Finally that day has come

When can we congratulate

Happy personal holiday

Add to wishes:

Only the best!

MEDICAL FOR HOLIDAYS

1. Medical gloves, or strong-willed doctors. Volunteers are given one medical glove each. Their task is to inflate the glove until it bursts. To participate in the competition, it is better to involve men. Whose glove breaks faster, he wins.

2. Dentist. Volunteers are called. The host says that now they will implant dental implants. Gives them a small piece of wood, painted pink or red (gum color), and a nail. The task is to drive a nail into a bar. The hammer is of course not included. Each participant finds his own way or uses the material at hand. Whoever hits the nail faster is the winner.

3. Competition "Dress of the doctor". Couples participate. Each is given a large white shirt. One of the pair is a doctor, the second is an assistant. The assistant should put the doctor's shirt on backwards and fasten all the buttons on the back as quickly as possible. The pair that completes the task faster than the others wins.

4. Pipette. 2-3 people are called. Each is given a medical pipette and a beaker with an alcoholic drink. The task is to drink the contents of the beaker as quickly as possible. However, you can drink only with a pipette, drawing liquid from a beaker into it and pouring the contents into your mouth. Whoever empties the beaker the fastest wins the prize.

5. Procedural. Couples participate. Each is given a bandage or a roll of toilet paper. One of the pair is a nurse or a nurse, the second is a patient suffering from flux. The task is to bandage the sick cheek as quickly as possible. You need to bandage until you use the entire roll with a bandage or paper.

Corporate on the day of the doctor

In our country and in the countries of the former USSR, every third Sunday of June, "Medical Worker's Day" is widely celebrated, in all corners of our vast country, doctors of various specialties, nurses, nurses, and people related to medicine work tirelessly, giving themselves entirely and completely. professions. Having received a compulsory higher education, they give their strength to preserve our health, identify pathologies, and treat sick people. Sometimes overcoming difficulties.

Probably there is not a single person who would not be grateful for the help provided in difficult times, experiencing ailments, pain, self-doubt. Doctors are able not only to cure us of ailments, but also to instill confidence in our abilities, and successfully recover, or live with serious illnesses and enjoy life.

And on the Day of the Medical Worker, we remember our kind and sympathetic doctors, paying tribute to them, giving gifts and admiring their hard work, we congratulate the doctors.

It is not so difficult to prepare a holiday for the day of medicine, you just need to clarify which doctors will be congratulated that evening at the corporate party (doctors of an entire city clinic, or are they narrow specialists, for example, gynecologists or ophthalmologists)

Unites all of course toasts to medicine.

Toasts for doctors:

Jumping year after year

You expect from life, only good returns

You're not poor, but you're not rich either

Your profession is your kumach

You are kind and hot

Crying is not heard in failures

You are a brave executioner of diseases

You are proudly called - Doctor!

Scenario of the Corporate Party for the Day of the Medical Worker.

The organizers of the holiday should think through everything to the smallest detail.

Starting with the design of the room.

Having prepared a good quality camera and lens in advance, or ask a professional photographer who will take pictures of all the doctors during working hours, then select the pictures of all the doctors.

Print and hang in the room, decorating the pictures with flowers, balloons, or making a small applique for each person corresponding to the character of each owner of the photo.

Lots of flowers and balls always set you in a festive mood.

In the most prominent place, attach a wall newspaper to the wall, a poster for the day of the medical worker:

Wall newspaper here

The holiday must be divided into two parts official and entertaining.

In the official part, they give the floor to those invited to the holiday and officials.

Then there is an entertainment program.

Competitions are very important in the entertainment program.

Competitions for the day of the medical worker should be indirectly or directly related to medicine.

We will present a few for the day of the medical worker:

Script for the day of the medical worker - holiday scripts from otkritka.com

for healthcare workers

Presenter: Oh you, guests - gentlemen!

Have you gathered here

Happy Medical Day to everyone

And glorify your deeds!

Your hospital town

He is neither low nor high.

Good people live in it

And brings health to all.

Chief Doctor Aibolit

Keeps order here.

Here they work with soul -

Anyone in the city knows.

I give you a riddle:

Who knows about everything in the hospital

And for everything the soul suffers?

Strict, handsome, stern, smart.

Did you guess? Who is he?

Presenter: That's right, this is the head doctor of the hospital and I'm happy to give him the floor.

(Speech by the head physician)

Presenter: The doctor accompanies a person all his life: from the first cry of a child to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky, whom his parents endowed with enviable health, but this is not always the case. And here you come to the rescue, dear doctors! I offer to fill your glasses and drink for you! To your health, luck, success and simple human happiness!

Presenter: So, a person is born, and who meets him on the threshold of a big and complex life? Yes, our doctors are gynecologists, midwives and maternity nurses.

Song for the gynecological department (to the tune of "Our neighbor"):

Make a woman beautiful

And healthy you should.

For this important purpose

Gynecologists Needed!

Help to appear

Babies to the white world,

To you from everyone, from everyone for this -

Thanks and hello!

(All songs are performed by prepared participants of the holiday.)

Presenter: The little man grows up, his mother brings him to an appointment at a children's clinic, where he has one of the first documents - a medical history, and a district pediatrician and a nurse become one of the family members.

Song for the children's department (to the motive "Top - Top"):

Top-top, stomp baby

You are in a hurry with your mother to the hospital,

Get vaccinated and injected

For you to go on the mend.

Top top, don't be afraid of them:

All in white and non-evil robes,

There is no better and kinder in the world

Children's polyclinic of doctors!

Top-top, top-top, very hard

Top-top, top-top, first steps.

Presenter: Along with the acquisition of life experience, a person acquires various diseases. And he goes with them to the beautiful building of the polyclinic. Here, at his pleasure, he can walk on all floors and in every office he will be received, listened to, given good advice and a recipe.

Song for the polyclinic (to the tune of "Ata - baty, the soldiers were walking"):

If your teeth hurt or your chest is hot,

Get to the clinic soon, dear friend, go!

Here they will meet you with a smile, they will be able to treat you,

And, of course, you can get sick leave!

There are x-rays and cardiograms.

And mothers bring their children here.

Any doctor here can see you.

And you can do all the tests here!

Presenter: In the same building there is a service, without which no medical worker can do, no matter how capable and talented he is. Have you guessed who I'm talking about? Yes, this is your respected accounting department!

Everything is in your hands.

Finance is power!

You are our almighty king and god!

Life without money seems disgusting

If the chief accountant did not help!

Host: We wish hospital accountants to visit doctors as rarely as possible, and health workers to meet with them as often as possible!

Song for accounting (to the motive "A stream flows"):

A month has flown by, it's time to pay,

After all, without a salary, we can not live long.

Everyone in our accounting department is beautiful.

We get money and we are happy!

"Thank you" we say to you

Thanks for you.

Such an accountant is a treasure!

Everyone is happy to say "thank you"!

Presenter: If a person's blood pressure has risen, his heart is playing tricks, the cough does not go away for a long time, he can be firmly convinced that he will certainly communicate with the staff of the therapeutic department for some time.

Song for the therapeutic department (to the tune of "Song of the Little Red Riding Hood"):

If long - long - long,

If the cough doesn't go away

If it's hard for you,

Stomp, ride and run

Perhaps, then of course

That's probably right, right

It's possible, it's possible

Get into therapy!

Ah, you will get a lot of injections here!

Ah, there are still a hundred procedures in reserve!

Ah, there are doctors and nurses here,

Ah, heal all habits

Ah, don't come near them!

Ah, don't come near them!

Presenter: And if you ate something of poor quality or suddenly fell ill with some unknown disease, then, of course, you are eagerly awaited in the infectious diseases department.

Song for the infectious department (to the tune of "Tick-tock, walkers"):

What did you eat again?

Why did you get so sick?

To relieve suffering

Need a rinse!

Tick-tock, walkers, years fly by,

And in infection, everything is fine with you - just class!

Presenter: They get into this department completely unexpectedly and suddenly. And it is in this department that the most seriously ill patients require great care from doctors and nurses. What department am I talking about? Yes, this is the surgical department.

Song for the surgical department (to the motive "Call me with you"):

Again the patient is being brought to us in an ambulance -

Again work!

In operating seconds run,

Care for everyone!

Will we be able to take trouble away from people again?

Can we save you from death?

Bring happiness to the sick?!

Call me to you, I will come day and night,

I will always help you, even if you don't want to.

I will ease the suffering, you will fall asleep and forget everything,

I want to help you, I want to help all people!

So know!!!

Presenter: We cannot remain silent and say warm words of gratitude to our chefs or, as it is fashionable to say now, sponsors!

Song for chefs (to the motive "Tell me what you need"):

And in the hospital we have both light and comfortable,

But with the repair you do not disturb us!

True, our bosses are golden guys.

And they always give us - what do you want!

I walk along the depot, the boss meets me:

"You're on your way again, dear!

You make a list for me, what you need, what you need,

Anyway, I won't give you whatever you want!"

Our editorial committee will also never offend us,

Advice will give as much as you want!

And he knows and sees all our problems,

But you can't take money from him!

He says: "I can't, my life has changed dramatically,

I would be glad, but you won’t trample into the bubble!

You, our native editor-in-chief, help in any way you can,

We give you everything you want, everything you want!

But we hope that our lives will get better.

Yes, a thousand rubles, not a penny!

Our good bosses will call and say:

"Come and take whatever you want!"

Presenter: I propose to drink for friends, for our dear sponsors, because it is very hard to live without friends!

Presenter: And now I ask everyone to the table.

(Feast, games, dances.)