Staged congratulations. Congratulations in skits - the best gift for a birthday man

Anniversaries are a big holiday. Many try to celebrate it on a large scale. It implies a wide feast and many guests. Here are not only relatives, but also friends of the hero of the day with children and spouses, his colleagues, colleagues, superiors. It turns out a very diverse company - by age, hobbies, interests. So that guests do not get bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment can be offered to them. Scenes are best suited for this, which will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day himself. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one "actor" and more ambitious. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will do, from already existing books, films and mini-productions that have been spied somewhere, to those invented by yourself. However, they all have to have one thing in common - to be funny.

Costumed productions

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participants-actors are dressed for plausibility. Usually the actors themselves are the guests. Their participation is coordinated in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to make an additional gift.

traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are involved. You need to pick up the appropriate costumes - the form of a traffic police officer for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. "Hunters" can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Scene progress

Two friends-hunters, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. They explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate a good person! Of course, the inspector agreed to deliver them to the place of celebration. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and joins in the congratulations himself. He reads out, and then hands the spouse of the hero of the day a certificate of passing the technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday man himself (his last name and first name are voiced) on the occasion of the 50th birthday (the figure can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

1. Condition is excellent.
2. The owner claims that this vehicle is still rideable and rideable.

1. Refueling only with high-quality fuel - an octane number of at least 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
2. Regular lubrication of the filler part is shown: on vacation, after hunting and baths, on birthdays, and so on.
3. It is not allowed to use a vehicle by proxy.
4. The owner must remember that for normal operation, the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
5. The next inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This skit also needs three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple, you don’t even have to completely change the actors, but just pick up the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, hats with a brim. For the translator - eyeglasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. In the midst of fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head to the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravigilento jubelento and druzente - lubente alcoholento pipivento! translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Arrive at the devil on Kulichkent tell at least something totent! translator: We came to your wonderful city to join in the general congratulations. 1st guest: It is desirable not to glotanto tabletanto and not to know the doctor! translator: We wish you the best of health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in the wallet and the stomach was always full! translator: May financial well-being and enduring happiness accompany you through life. 1st guest: Let's druzilento nikogdento on krysento! translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We gave hotetto figinetto and jurundento! translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Do not overeat and do not blivante, the puzento is not bursting. translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Reminiscent of our arrival, Italian gift. translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Weird salaries

A small costume scene, which should accompany, and, possibly, open the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is desirable that they be women - thin, short and tall dense:

• A small one is "weighed" with a small amount of money - it can be both coins and banknotes of small denominations. They can simply be drawn on large sheets to be clearly visible.
• A tall woman is dressed richer - there are no coins at all, but there are many large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.

Congratulation Little Pay

Do not look, dear birthday boy, that I am still so small. I wish you all the best in the world. May you, with my help, secure a life worthy of a king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.

Big Pay Congratulation

Maybe I'm not very similar to a lucky lottery win, but together with my little sister, we are the best gift that will come in handy in any situation, take you on vacation and bring many pleasant moments! Congratulations! After this performance, all the guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift hand them to the birthday man. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.

Mini productions

Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day with his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man, fully dressed as a doctor, enters the room. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small "medical suitcase". Doctor: Let me, let me! Before congratulations sound, I have to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins the examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical manipulations. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let's see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “I thought so,” and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have performed a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

• Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
• Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
• The pulse is like a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
• Blood type - only red bodies, sometimes there are white ones (in a strictly measured amount). This is real "blood with milk"!
• The heart rate - as it should be on one's own anniversary - either skips, or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.

• The vitality is completely versatile.
• Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
• Rumor is truly universal, which is a rarity.
• The sense of smell is very subtle, with a 3% error probability it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
• Chronic diseases - an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious dinner, a dinner cooked with love. Most often this manifests itself next to a working TV.
• The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
• The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of this organism. It is recommended to take from life everything that you want, and that was not received.

urgent telegram

A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He portrays a well-known character - the postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me - the postman Pechkin. Brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I need to wet my throat. Demands a filled glass, drinks, then reads a telegram. It can be written on this form.

Telegram text

I dreamed of coming period I couldn’t tour period I cordially congratulate you zap I wish you well period I dream of being there period your Alla Pugacheva This scene can be staged instead of another toast. And in conclusion, you will find one cool scene-tale about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc

Nothing "disperses" the celebration like a cheerful, funny scene. It is desirable that the invitees themselves participate in it, this will cheer up both the participants and the spectators, and will also keep the guests in good shape and will not let them become sour. In addition, guests will feel more involved, involved in the holiday. But the opportunity to participate in a skit should not strain the guests, it is better that it be a small, light, unobtrusive adventure.

In this section of the site you can find scenes for the holiday targeting women, men and children. The scenes we have collected are often replenished and are dedicated to various holidays and dates, so you can pick up scene for the anniversary an elderly person, or you can choose birthday scene to kid. Diversify your holiday with your favorite scene with us!

08 june 2012

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, he has a basket of drugs in his hands and he addresses the birthday man with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And he was in good health since childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer's secret
I will open it to everyone on my birthday,
There are no more secrets!

08 june 2012

Scene for the Anniversary or for the birthday of a man “Childhood”

(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood stay
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any misfortune -
This, of course, in childhood
We must fall immediately!
I will tell you emphatically:
You are forgiven today!

We read the continuation of the scene for the anniversary further

02 june 2012

Leading:

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You all probably heard the expression: “Well, why are you walking shaggy like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: on the birthday of our birthday girl, just such a client arrived! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene dressed up as Shishiga comes out, it will be funnier if he is a large man dressed in a woman's dress and with very shaggy hair or in a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the motive of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the Ph.D. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Continue reading this scene

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed up in new Russian grandmothers, come out, dancing, and sing a couplet to the tune of ditties):

We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we are not sitting idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaking):

A flower, a flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don't talk, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking how it’s better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please him on such a day ?!

Continuation of a cool scene, read on

26 May 2012

(two men come out dressed up with new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or on a guitar):

Flower:

Anniversary needs a couple
Say compliments!
So let's be piping hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me a word soon
Very itchy tongue!
I'm already ready
Congratulations - simply chic!

... continuation of a cool scene, read on

13 Apr 2012

Funny skits are different with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot for a skit can be chosen - from your own idea to an already existing idea. You can write your own script for your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for an already finished work, a film, a fairy tale, beat some story.

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
You've got a great surprise
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more steams in the work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday man to the tune “If only he had mountains of gold”)

“Birthday is a holiday of childhood” - words from a popular song by Igor Nikolaev, which very accurately describe the attitude of most people to this event. To return even for a moment to that wonderful time, when it is impossible to restrain delight from the anticipation of fabulous surprises and gifts, probably, many would like to. So why not create the right mood for a loved one by coming up with an interesting scenario and a variety of options. A woman will like such a surprise. After all, the fair sex in the depths of their souls always remain children.

Long live surprise!

The hero of the occasion will surely remember the holiday if her guests show imagination and prepare an unusual congratulation together. The tone of unbridled fun will be set from the first minutes. The main thing is to agree in advance and beat your appearance. Costumed and musical jokes work flawlessly.

For a birthday, a woman can be given, for example, a performance by a gypsy group. Incoming guests with cheerful songs and dances will not leave the newborn indifferent. Moreover, it is not necessary to fully dress in gypsy outfits. A flower in the hair or a bright shawl will suffice for women. Men will be decorated with enthusiasm and fun. And children's tambourines and rattles can serve as musical instruments. If the birthday is celebrated in a cafe or restaurant, you can get together earlier and meet the culprit with the old laudatory song “My dear has come to us”.

The celebration, held in the summer in the bosom of nature, makes it possible to give the newborn a little exotic. A musical meeting in Hawaiian style, of course, will require preparation. It will be necessary to make wreaths on the head and necklaces of flowers in advance. For the musical accompaniment of the number, use the national Hawaiian melody, and instead of traditional instruments, again, you can use baby rattles. But how beautiful it will be, and will be remembered for a long time.

Entertainment and jokes for a woman's birthday - script

Fun games, competitions and skits will help you escape the routine and create a special festive atmosphere. However, while preparing, it should be remembered that humor should not be offensive. You can't let a bad joke ruin everyone's holiday.

The entertaining part of the celebration can be started with a quiz "How well do you know the newborn." The one who takes on the role of host will have to prepare and make a list of questions for the guests, based on the facts from the biography and the preferences of the hero of the occasion. For example, where did you study, what specialty does you have, what is your hobby, what kind of rest do you prefer, favorite color, favorite dish, etc. The guest with the most correct answers wins a prize.

screen star

A good continuation of the holiday will be a congratulation in the style of a film festival.

The presenter approaches the hero of the occasion and makes a speech similar to the presentation of a nominee for a film award: “I want to present to the attention of the audience the heroine of such popular films as Girls, Friends, Once Again About Love. The guests greet the "star" with thunderous applause. The presenter continues: “The talent of our beloved (name) is undeniable, therefore, the shooting plan for many interesting films in which she will shine has already been approved upstairs. The schedule is tight and scheduled for many decades ahead. And we can only wish (name) good luck and great creative success on this difficult but interesting path.”

Such funny congratulations (jokes) for a birthday to a woman of any age are suitable. You only need to show imagination and add movie titles that will correspond to the moment.

Magic to help

After the official toasts and toasts, you can joke a little and play funny sorcerers.

For the hero of the occasion, all the guests write on pieces of paper for the next year. Then, in a pre-prepared and beautifully designed box, they put their wishes-jokes happy birthday. A woman with humor will be interested to know what the naughty fate has prepared, broadcasting through friends.

Fortune telling on chocolate eggs with a toy inside will also be an interesting way to predict and show what is in store for the hostess of the holiday. You will need to buy several of these sweets, since now manufacturers offer them with a variety of toys. Candies with cars, planes, motorcycles, boats are suitable. All chocolate eggs are placed in a basket and covered with a towel. The newborn is offered to touch to choose one. The toy inside will indicate an upcoming purchase. Fortune telling on the remaining eggs can be continued by family members or friends of the hero of the occasion. Such comic jokes will lift the mood for everyone. For a woman's birthday, like a man, you can prepare a similar surprise.

Who will praise the best?

A competition with this name will be a pleasant surprise for the birthday girl. The task of the guests will be to describe the hero of the occasion in one word. For example, one calls her - beautiful, the other - smart, the third - cute and so on. It is impossible to repeat, who gave a blunder is out of the game. The competition continues until the last participant. He is like a winner and will receive a prize.

Jokes for a woman's birthday - short scenes

Comic performances with the participation of all those present will give the general fun.

For example, you can imagine that the guests are doctors who helped the hostess of the holiday to be born. Now they have to evaluate her condition. Check appearance and reflexes. When the roles of the medical staff and the words on the prepared cards are distributed, the leader, as the chief physician (hereinafter referred to as the HC), begins the survey:

"What is the pulse of a newborn?"

Sister #1: "Joyful, with bursts of delight!"

GV: "What is the reaction of the pupils?"

Doctor #1: "Glow with happiness!"

Sister #2: “How! Now he sings songs, then he laughs!

GV: "Limbs normal?"

Doctor No. 2: “Even better, I already picked up a shorter skirt!”

GV: "Is your hearing normal?"

Doctor #3: "Listens when he wants to!"

GV: "Your sense of smell doesn't disappoint?"

Sister #3: "Keep your nose in the wind and always in the direction of good luck!"

GW: "Your colleague's conclusion?"

They all answer in unison: “She is perfect, thanks to her parents!”

Everyone raises their glasses and say a toast for their parents.

Mom is our everything

For an older audience, there are also pleasant jokes. aged children and grandchildren can prepare. The well-known “train train” dance will delight both adults and children. The hostess of the holiday will portray a locomotive, and relatives and friends will line up behind her in wagons, holding the waist of the person in front. To cheerful music, the family train will begin its movement. The task of the "locomotive" is to change speed and suddenly slow down. The "cars" will occasionally lose traction and collide, which will lead to general fun. However, this scene requires a lot of space. Therefore, such jokes are suitable for celebrating in nature or in a restaurant.

For a birthday, a woman who celebrates it at home is more suitable for the Loaf scene.

Children and grandchildren join hands and dance around the hero of the occasion, singing an old song with the words: “We baked a loaf for (name) name day. Loaf, loaf, choose whom you want.

The hostess of the holiday replies: “Of course, I love everyone, but (the name of one of the participants in the round dance) is the most.” So, while the round dance is going on, the birthday girl takes each of the participants in turn to her center and tells how she loves him.

Reciprocal surprise

The hero of the occasion must also show imagination and surprise her guests with a surprise.

Comic videos or slide shows compiled from a common archive will do as well. And to help prepare such for a birthday for a woman who does not have the skills to work with appropriate computer programs, her family members or a couple of close friends can.

No less interest of the invitees will be caused by a collage of photographs, reflecting the history of spending time together with playful comments. It is not difficult to make it, you only need whatman paper, a supply of printed photographs, fantasy and humor.

Birthday is not a sad holiday at all, as is sung in the well-known song by Igor Nikolaev. A very fun event, especially when you spent quite a bit of time preparing it. Funny productions and mini-sketches for a birthday will help you entertain your guests, especially since we will be happy to share our knowledge and experience with you. After reading our recommendations, you, as a professional presenter, will be able to please your loved ones and friends with an entertainment program prepared by you.

Types of productions and mini scenes for a birthday man or woman

There are a lot of humorous games and contests. No need to rack your brains to come up with them yourself. It is enough to go to the Internet, to holiday sites where you can choose what you like. Our comic scenes are suitable for an anniversary and for any feast. But I want to draw your attention to how to properly organize the order of showing skits as the event goes on.

Let's remember that any holiday has:

• introductory part (arrival of guests)
• official dinner part (congratulations, gifts)
• intermission (dancing, entertainment)

It follows from this that it is necessary to select funny scenes and performances based on this order.

Performances and skits for the birthday for the introductory part of the holiday

Even a meeting of guests can be organized very cheerfully. Recall such an example as the meeting "Bread, salt." The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or a pie.

Birthday script "Meeting with guests"

The host or hostess, and preferably the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, meet the guest at the door, reading greetings:

Welcome guests with Bread and Salt

We don't get bored today
We dance and sing
Today we celebrate the holiday
And invite guests!

Hello invited guests!
Hello welcome guests!
We wish you health
We offer tea!

Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next guest with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests from such a meeting! To be honest, the boring waiting for everyone to gather will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. And you can also ask the newcomer to tell an interesting rhyme or dance a dance and only after that take him into a cheerful company of those who meet.

Of course, I would like to remind you of a funny script, a beautiful, gypsy production "Meeting a dear guest"

To do this, you need to prepare colored scarves, a guitar or a tambourine in advance (musical instruments can be cut out of cardboard or improvised means). Buy a bear mask, hats, thereby arranging a whole dance show from meeting guests, dressing up and involving newcomers in the performance you have planned.

See all friends
The gypsy soul sings.
A friend came to visit us
Pour him with a mountain!
Let's sing and dance
Holiday fun to celebrate!
Came to us, came to us
Our dear friend, dear
Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!

I want to say that using the guest meeting templates that we have given you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.

And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official part of our holiday. Guests dignifiedly sit at the tables, getting up from time to time, announce toasts, give gifts. I think this is the most "boring" pastime. This is where it's time to shake things up. A small musical scene with the participation of guests will be just what you need.

Short skits and performances for the official drinking part

I think that for this part of the evening, musical performances with a minimum number of participants (from 1 to 3 people) are very suitable, since most of the guests are not yet ready for action, basically everyone behaves passively.

A musical, interactive number is very suitable - congratulations on changing clothes, for example:

• to Serduchka
• to Alla Pugacheva
• to the gypsies

Guests at the party

Do not forget, for such scenes you need to prepare props, as well as musical accompaniment.

But believe me, your efforts will not go unnoticed, but rather bring freshness and revitalization to the atmosphere of the holiday.

Another option is to rent special jokes - costumes for such productions. Although personally, I advise you to order a professional animator. It will definitely surprise your guests, and save you from unnecessary trouble.

The number of scenes in this part of the holiday can be determined in advance by the number of guests invited by you. For every three toasts - one scene (just a recommendation from my own experience). Then your guests will definitely not get bored.

Script for a birthday, for the intermission

Well, now let's move on to the main, active part of the event. After the guests have eaten, drunk, breathed fresh air, it's time for funny mini-scenes for a birthday, for women and men. In addition to dancing, we invite you to play a contact fairy tale with the guests. This will make your guests very happy. Don't forget to capture this "fun fun" on camera. Subsequently, by making a video, you can enjoy with friends, memories of your holiday.

As we have already said, there are a lot of scripts, fairy tales and skits on the Internet, choose, I don’t want to. Of course, the more costumes, props, and most importantly the actors, the more interesting. Let us give an example of a fairy tale familiar to everyone since childhood. This mini scene can be played on the birthday of even a woman, even a man.

Contact scene "Turnip" for a birthday

Fairy tale "Turnip" in action

Leading:
- Dear guests, stop chewing pies and bones.
Let's entertain ourselves and amuse our friends.
I want to tell you a story
About how grandfather planted a turnip,
Yes, I almost broke my stomach.

This story is for children and adults. Well, first of all, we need a "Turnip", it should be big - very big (chooses the biggest guest. You can put a headband with green leaves on your head, but it will look funnier, a pot with a small flower)

- Here she is, Turnip fodder! And now we need a grandfather, let him be a hundred years old. (we choose from the male half. For props, you can use an old hat, beard).

- Yes, and we need a grandmother, just let her be young (we choose a grandmother using the women's table. Props - an apron, glasses, a rolling pin).

- Well, people, listen to what was the turnover. Here comes the grandfather, although he is old, but well done, a rogue with a beard. But there is one problem, he is lazy. He will come out in the morning, one balalaika is dear to him. He sits on the mound all day, but spits on the wattle fence. (The guest at this time performs movements: strokes his beard, plays the balalaika, spits).

- And here the grandmother sailed, she is young at heart, and she looks like a hag. He walks, swears, clings to everything with his feet (Playing role, performs movements: stumbles, threatens someone with a fist).

Now all the words will always be pronounced by the host in front of the actor, and he, in turn, will masterfully repeat them with expression and gestures)

Grandmother: - Why are you sitting grandfather doing nothing?

Grandfather: - And I'm too lazy, your foot in the wattle fence.

Grandmother: - Well, go plant a turnip, old stump, increase my wealth.

Leading: - Oh, my grandfather got up, and went to plant a turnip. He came, planted in the ground, watered from above, and went back (the actor repeats all the actions in the text).

Presenter: - Imagine friends, so the whole summer has passed! The sun is shining, it is raining, our beautiful turnip is growing, and my grandfather is sitting on the balalaika playing and not blowing his mustache. The grandmother came again, angry, angry, gritting her teeth, cracking her bones, cursing!

Grandmother: - You’re sitting there again, looking at me, you’d better go look at the turnips.

Host: - Grandfather got up, brushed himself off, turned around with a beard and went to the garden, to look at turnips. Look, she’s big, round-sided and large, she sits in the ground and doesn’t want to climb out. He jumped around, let's shout, call for help.

Grandfather: - Grandma come out, take out your bones!

Host: - Here comes the grandmother, carrying her bones. She came, she looked, she said loudly:

Grandmother: - Here is this turnip !!! (grandmother throws up her hands in surprise)

The host addresses the guests: - Do not pull out the turnip. Who should be called?

Guests: - Granddaughter

Leading: - That's right, granddaughter. And here comes the granddaughter, shaking her mane, here she is, a city girl (you can choose a granddaughter in the course of the play, a younger girl is well suited for her. Props - a wig with bows or braids).

Granddaughter: Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and woman: - Help pull out the turnip.

Granddaughter: - Will you give me candy?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Let's give it.

Leading: - the granddaughter came closer, but how she squealed:

Granddaughter: - This is a turnip !!!

Leading: - Do not pull out the three of us. Who else should be called?

Guests: - Bug!

Leading: - That's right, Bug! Here she is waving her tail, there is no more beautiful than her.
(props - headband with dog ears)

Bug: - Woof-woof. Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and woman: - Help pull out the turnip.

Bug: - Will you give me a bone?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Let's give it.

Leading: - The bug came closer, but spread her arms.

Bug: - This is Turnip!

Leading: - You can’t pull it out, who else should you call?

Guests: - A cat.

Leading: - Yes, friends, of course a cat. The most beautiful, very sweet. Here she comes, purrs, and sings. (Props - headband with cat ears)

Cat: - Meow-meow, mur-mur. And here I am, all good. Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and woman: - Pull out the turnip.

Cat: - Will you give milk with sour cream?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Let's give it.

Host: - The cat came closer, purred under her breath:

Cat: - This is a turnip!

Host: - Yes, that's it, even the cat did not help. They decided to go home with the whole family, have lunch, sleep, and lie down on their sides. Like, we will gain strength, then we will defeat the turnip. (Everyone steps aside.)

- Well, while the whole family was sleeping, a little mouse came to the field. (With the mouse you need to choose the largest man or the birthday man)

- The mouse saw a turnip, as it squeaked:

Mouse: - This is a turnip! You need such a turnip yourself.

Leading: The mouse took the turnip in her arms, dragged it to her hole. (Takes the mouse aside).

- And the whole family returned to the garden and sees that there is no turnip.

All the actors together: - And where is the turnip?

Leading: - Yes, sorry ... oh, you overslept, you turnedip. You can’t even pull a turnip out of the garden without labor. Yes, yes ... But there is no morality, if only there was a delicious dinner. But you are very lucky, our mouse is very kind, she will definitely share the turnip. (Mouse comes out, takes out a turnip). That's the end of the fairy tale, and who listened well done!

With these words, you can ask everyone to clap and announce a photo session.

I think dear friends, you liked our script, table games and sketches. In the future, we will post more interesting things on this topic. I would like to say only one thing, mass games, scenes for congratulations on your birthday, will only add positive to your holiday.

Holiday. Any person, having heard this word, involuntarily smiles. Unfortunately, for many people, the holidays are reduced to drinking alcohol, fighting and screaming. It's not that difficult to spend an anniversary fun and interesting. Especially when it comes to a woman's birthday! Mothers, sisters, grandmothers, wives deserve just a grandiose celebration. Attach a little imagination and patience, and then both the guests and the hero of the day will be delighted.

Training

The scenario of the holiday needs to be thought out and painted on a sheet, and props should be prepared. The tasks are simple, but require a little free time. It is not necessary to spend a lot of money on costumes and attributes. Conduct an audit in your own home, usually everything you need is easily located there. Each competition, scene, congratulations on the anniversary of a woman should be thought out to the smallest detail. You can set a specific theme, or you can simply entertain guests in different styles and genres. It's a matter of taste here. When choosing a theme for the holiday, consider the hobbies and profession of the hostess of the celebration. If many employees are invited, be sure to play and “laugh” at their professional activities. Be sure to involve all the children present, they will not get in the way and have fun!

30 is the best age

Three decades is the most wonderful age. The girl is beautiful, smart, not so naive anymore. Give the hero of the day a piece of the East. Shah - oligarch Akavnar Busin Musalovinich will congratulate her on this birthday! Prepare in advance a stretcher decorated with fabrics and pillows, a fan, props for black servants. Give all the men present the task of coming up with a compliment to the hero of the day. Put on black stockings for the servants, put on beads, wreaths of flowers, straw skirts - everything you can think of for the image. Wide robes and turbans will do. Invite any male guest, preferably liberated, to play the role of Shah. Dress him in a chic outfit, a turban, and put polka-dot family shorts on his clothes under the props!

The scene-congratulations on the anniversary of a woman of 30 years old will begin with the fact that the culprit will be taken out into the hall on a stretcher. Let the slaves go around a couple of circles, and then put the stretcher on the floor and, under white hands, lower the hero of the day to the floor. The host begins his speech: “Oh, the most beautiful of the most beautiful, the diamond of our eyes, the delicate flower of the Arabian tree! The shah himself and the ruler of the country of camels came to congratulate you! Lower your bottomless, aquamarine eyes and listen to his congratulations!” To make it funnier, the Shah speaks in an incomprehensible gibberish. The moderator asks for an interpreter. In advance, give one of the guests the words written on a piece of paper, let him read them as an interpreter.

"You broke my heart

I will marry you!

The 33rd wife never hurts!

Gather your family, I will load you on a camel,

And let's go to heaven to me on a loaded ship!

Leading: “Now the shah wants to perform a dance as a sign of respect and love. It symbolizes love and a marriage proposal!” The Shah begins to perform a dance with striptease elements to oriental music. Throwing off the robe-props, he remains in family shorts with polka dots.

Now the host asks each male guest to come out and, kissing the hand of the birthday girl, say his compliment as a congratulation.

35 - there is nowhere to take such a beauty

The hero of the day is still young and beautiful, but she is already worried about the appearance of wrinkles and extra folds. Remind her how attractive she is: men pay attention, as before, to a young girl. A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 35 years old will be held on Olympus. Dress up your guests as the gods of Olympus. Tie white sheets on one shoulder, add crowns, halos on the head, dress the child with Cupid.

The host addresses the hero of the day: “Dear Aphrodite! Your mother has revealed to us the secret of your birth! It turns out that according to the horoscope you are a Goddess! And relatives descended from Mount Olympus to congratulate you personally and wish you always remain the same incomparable!

The birthday girl can also be dressed in a white sheet.

Host: “Now we know that little ... (name) did not cry in childhood, but sang like a Siren. That is why light emanates from it, as if from a phosphorus figurine. She is a Goddess! The secret is revealed, now it is clear to everyone why in life she does everything better than others. Goddesses do not eat earthly food, they need light and positive emotions. Let's all raise our glasses and take turns saying one good parting word to our Goddess!”

The guests raise their glasses and say what they want (good, prosperity, love, happiness), and write down their word on a small piece of paper. The host prepares a beautiful box in advance, where the wishes are stored. Then he gives this gift to the hero of the day: "Each guest shared something secret with you, just as you illuminate this hall with your light."

Zeus invites the birthday girl to dance.

Host: “Today, Hercules himself came down to us to congratulate you on the holiday!” Everyone will like such a scene-congratulations on the anniversary of a woman. Cool moments will be in the appearance of a new hero. In the role of Hercules, there should be the most flimsy and thin guest that you can find!

“Now he will demonstrate his heroic strength!” Two guests pull a thin thread at a distance of 2 meters. Host: "Now Hercules will break the steel chain right before your eyes." Hercules pretends to apply superhuman strength - and breaks the thread.

Host: “Hercules will raise 5 tons to the ceiling in honor of our Goddess!” On a pre-prepared jar, "5 tons" is written. Hercules lifts weights and gets applause!

The scene is a little sentimental, but the guests will still have fun.

berry

Everyone knows the expression "At 45 - a woman is a berry again!" Under this motto, there will also be a scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 45 years old! You will need attributes for berry and fruit costumes. Congratulatory words will be spoken by guests dressed up in costumes of raspberries, strawberries, blackberries, cherries, blueberries, watermelons. Make costumes with humor, it is not necessary to sew overalls or dresses, a mask, a bright scarf, a hat, an accessory will be enough. It will be funny if half of the berries are men, let them speak in thin voices.

Presenter: “Today her berry friends came to congratulate the birthday girl! The same young, beautiful and stylish!” Dressed-up guests come out and congratulate the hero of the day. The scene begins with congratulations on the anniversary of the woman with the exit of the cherry.

"Be like me, you are juicy, passionate,

Bright, sweet and beautiful!

So that everyone wants you

And looked enviously!

Strawberry:

“I wish you happiness, juicy, like me!

To have a lot of money

To stand outside the door a broom.

Banknotes will revenge them

And carry it in a piggy bank!

"How many bones are in me -

I wish you so many diamonds!

Arrange in boxes

Shine through life and shine!”

“I am beautiful and tasty, the main thing is useful!

So that, like me, always be

And beautiful and needed

Could cure a cold

And have fun with the kids!"

Half a life

A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 50 years old should be fun and musical! The best solution is congratulations from real gypsies! You will need a lot of long bright skirts that guests will wear, and shirts for men. Skirts can be made from old sheets and fabric cuts, gathering them with an elastic band. Wigs, huge artificial flowers, shawls, scarves - all this can be found at home or with friends. Pick up incendiary music, you can make an imitation of a hut, tent, fire. This will be a very active and incendiary scene-congratulations on a woman's anniversary. Funny costumes will complete the picture, and a bear that comes out on a leash from a seasoned gypsy with a pipe will make a splash!

Gypsies surround the birthday girl, dance around her. Here comes an old gypsy woman with a deck of cards and a crystal ball. She invites the hero of the day to reveal the secrets of her future. If you are well acquainted with the hero of the occasion, then you know about her cherished desires, the problems that she wants to solve. Let the gypsy tell her exactly what she wants! You can do it in a veiled way so that only she understands!

Pirates attack

Pirate parties are already a classic. But it always comes out funny and interesting. A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 55 years will be intriguing and fun. You can arrange a treasure hunt. Give the birthday girl and her team the first note, which indicates where the next one is. After a short search, the hero of the day must discover the treasure. A surprise can be a real gift or any cool little thing, a souvenir, a box of chocolates.

Pirate attributes can be asked from children: pistols, knives, eye patches. Dress up several people as pirates and kidnap the hero of the day. The scene-congratulations on the anniversary of the woman will be full of adventures. Put the birthday girl on a chair and shackle in chains. They can be made from colored paper. Now the rest of the guests must complete the comic tasks of the pirates in order to free the hero of the holiday.

Tasks

Exercise 1

The guest and the pirate compete to see who can drink a glass of rum the fastest! Of course, you can pour lemonade into a glass.

Task 2

Now the talent contest. The pirate and the guest dance an incendiary dance or sing karaoke.

Task 3

One of the pirates and the guest show their athletic data: push-ups, squats, jump rope, who is longer.

After all the tasks completed, you can return the birthday girl to her place and drink for her health.

grandpa's wife

A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 60 years old can be performed in a fabulous style. Usually at this age the hero of the day is already a grandmother. And her favorite fairy tale characters will come to congratulate her. More native and understandable to her will be Pinocchio, Baba Yaga, Serpent Gorynych, Koschey the Immortal, Vodyanoy. The presenter explains to the hero of the day that uninvited guests who want to give presents have come to her. Guests dressed up as fairy tale characters enter.

Baba Yaga: “You, of course, are nothing, but there is no more beautiful grandmother in this world than me! It will be boring - come visit us, we'll grind a seagull with fly agarics. I want to give you a brand new shiny broom! You will fly to the garden for your granddaughters!” Then Baba Yaga hands over the keys tied with a bow, or a real broom.

Koschei: “I actually flew to get married! But since it's your anniversary here, I'll postpone the visit until tomorrow! Here I give you a million! Buy a dress for the wedding - expect me tomorrow! Hands over a wad of money from the joke bank!

Have fun from the heart

In no case do not spend the holidays boring, without contests and jokes! This is especially true for anniversaries. Any scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman will be remembered by her for the rest of her life! Pay as much attention as possible to your loved ones and do not lose