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The certificate of the young pensioner is comic. Presentation of a comic pension certificate

We meet the hero of the occasion - confetti, red carpet, fresh flowers, or a crown and a throne. We meet at the door, he (she) appears. Meeting with multi-colored fabrics or ribbons (7 pieces)

We ___________________ will meet with colors,
After all, there were different stages in life.
We want to repeat these steps,
After all, you certainly did not forget them. _____________________ (m-ts), _____________ (date), year ____ - th -
A boy was born, (a girl) such a good one ...

He is quite a baby, and therefore
Everything was PURPLE to him
Childhood then is a golden time,
Life is carefree, like a game.
Although the guy (girl) he (s) was (s) and smart (s),
But as a child, I was
GREEN (th) youth ... sorry, there will be no more ...

It is, of course, the color BLUE.
Met in youth
He (s) his love,
With ______________ together we started a family.
They were young and beautiful...
The color we choose is BLUE.

Babies were born - they are not loved!
Let it be ORANGE (WHITE) color ...
Always loaded with hard work.
Light is YELLOW.

And now - your holiday - solid, beautiful,
Let it be bright, walk under RED!

For all the culprits of the celebration at such moments, we are all ready to give endlessly, together ... APPLAUSE !!!

_______________ (name) our (s) is amazing! We want you to invite all guests to the table now!

Good evening dear friends, relatives, colleagues! Today, on this beautiful day, in such a solemn and warm atmosphere, we have gathered in this cozy hall in order to congratulate everyone on our beloved and respected ____________________. Let's try today to make sure that a smile does not leave the face of our (his) ________, and her (his) eyes shine with happiness ... I sincerely greet all the guests gathered here and gladly open this holiday!

This day brought us together and united, ______________ eclipsed everyone in a place of honor, because it’s not for nothing that he (s) was awarded fate today - this date, which is popularly called dear! Let the beginning of the century be outside the window, we will not change traditions, we will now sip a glass of wine for a dear person. May this day go down in history forever, and ___________________ only bring happiness! And let the guests have fun, let them carelessly, I hope no one will leave the holiday sad! To start the celebration, as expected - it is proposed to fill the glasses for everyone !!!

Before the toast of the spouse: Dear guests! All of you are witnesses that in our firmament of one star the light does not fade. And by the way, there is a fan among us who has been studying this for many years ... Once they met and fell in love, and live together to this day ... Of course you guessed it - I'm talking about the precious second half, this ...

1st toast ________________

Presentation of guests

Wonderful charm, tenderness, grace for the hero of the occasion, for the charming (th) Your applause!!

Let's make great moments
For the husband (wife) your applause!

This evening the pleasant excitement of the honored guests is a performance. We have a lady here.
Native sister __________________!
Cousins ​​()
Are here
Now a flurry of applause in the hall will break!

There is always peace in the soul,
When sons (daughters) are next to you.
Mom (dad) has very good ones, let's clap our hands for it

And now I'll tell you more simply:
Congratulations on the holiday
Favorite daughters-in-law.
They are all here and waiting for applause too!

And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, Grandchildren are here, now gathered.
They were waiting for applause
And now we welcome the matchmakers together!
We really need their presence.

I want to introduce you soon
Great, loyal friends!
They are also waiting for applause
Show where you are!

Now let's clap our hands. and all the guests, good for you!

Getting to know the guests

2 toast ___________________________

Thoughts on who arrived on what

We ______________________ hand out a retirement apron.

He is an indicator of the start of a new life.
Special pockets were sewn on it.
And they decided to explain their meaning:

1. Pocket first, gets on your nerves:
Pension pocket.
A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy.
The pension dangles in it, and it is believed that it does not end!

2. Second pocket, not so big.
Gift pocket for grandchildren.
You don't put gifts in the chest.
To treat your grandchildren, keep them ready in your pocket.

3. The third pocket is like a stash trap.
Hide far, hide deep
So that no one finds, so that no one takes away!

4. The fourth pocket, the most shabby.
Glasses pocket.
Put your glasses in your pocket and don't try to use them often
Resist loss of sight.

5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags.
Pocket for self-employment.
Plant a garden. Harvest.
Without pickles and jams there will be a pension not a paradise.

6. Sixth pocket - it's time to rest.
Seed pocket.
Sitting on a bench, you click on the seeds.
Well you retired, you found the extra time.
Wear a ______________ apron, don't take it off, treat your friends to tea!
Now you have a free life:
Ahead - “free program”:

If you want - sleep, and if you want - have fun.
If you want - starve, but if you want - get better
(Only this task is difficult to complete:
There is a lot of fat - today it is impossible!)
Do you want to open a cooperative
If you want - travel by taking a letter of credit.

Monaco and Valencia are waiting for you
(If you have income other than pension!)
Do you want to watch a movie in the morning,
Or open the window wide
And spin the hula-hoop for hours.

And you don’t want to “twist” - lie down.
Now you can rest easy
Love, make friends, walk at night
(after all, you can sleep in the morning!)
And see your friends more often
And read different books!

3 toast _______________________________

Choice competition

PENSION CERTIFICATE with the following comment. This certificate must be made by yourself. On the front side, write to whom it was issued, and on the other side, the following wish:

How do you get the book
Take care of her - They won't give money
Without a book, oh my!
Be a girl at heart
Jump like a goat
But this little book
Respect for
That you can ride
I don't take a ticket.

If you want - fold your hands,
If there is no hunting
Commute to work
And break your spine
Just what are you on
Buy a bite?

How do you get your pension?
live for five days
And rush with a song
Throw in again!
such a pension
They give us not in vain -
So that we don't get old
Never friends!

For this care
dear authorities
Let's not leave work
Until the last days!!!

sand ceremony

Dear _____________________!

Now we will create a festive cocktail together with you! So,

1. White color - you were born!
Happy mom and dad!
They gave you a name.
For joy, love and happiness!

2. Blue - you are 18!
Dance, love and flowers!
Youth, romance!
Do you have something to remember
Your hopes and dreams!

3. Red is your holiday!
And again you are good!
Wisdom has come, your life is arranged!
Children do not have a soul!

4. Orange is the color of success.

5. Yellow - the color of the sun, comfort, warmth,
Good weather to you at home always!

6. Green is the color of wealth
May it bring happiness with gold!

And so that there is no boredom - these sparkles are your grandchildren! Dilute your cocktail with them, and life will become more fun!

She has worked hard, and her work is not in vain!
That's for it, dear, you have been given a pension!
You have become more prosperous, poverty will not return.
Thank you very much to the President, he cares about everyone!
Do not be sad, do not be sad, there is no return to those past days!
Always and everywhere smile, and do not go to the doctors!
God bless everything is great.
Always behave yourself!
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men love it!
Enough fairy tales!
Now it's time to drink vodka.

Choice competition

Pension - such a word, gently flows like a stream.
Just ask anyone
Who doesn't think about her?
Everyone climbs out of their skin
To live up to retirement.

Only in retirement can you
Live in peace, do not grieve.
The director does not need
Nothing to ask for a day off.
The money will be straight to the house
Bring postmen.

Take care of your health,
Take a cold shower
And all the colds and ailments
Don't let it cross the threshold.
On the estate
This cabbage, radish, horseradish,
To make your family ship
Did not give the slightest heel.

And we wish you all the best
(God is my witness - these are the cross),
So that you see (see) in life
His great-grandchildren brides.

If occasionally upset,
If the light is not nice,
Let me remind you of us
This humble souvenir.

(Presenting a gift.)

Draw box or by name

Line up 11 people with the letters PENSIONER

Attention! Attention! Your finest hour is coming! Answer quickly and correctly! The host asks the hero of the day questions to which she answers: “Yes.”

Do you have the title of an ideal wife?

Blow a kiss to your other half.

Is there a title of "loving mother"?

Name the children.

Has the solid title of “mother-in-law” been awarded?

Compliment your son-in-law.

Has the high title of “grandmother” already been deserved?

How does the fairy tale "The Wolf and the Seven Kids" end?

The answer to all questions was “yes”, the test was passed with flying colours. So, it's time to add to the already sounded titles the noble title of "Pensioner".

Readiness number 1. Eleven guests line up in one line, each holding a piece of paper with a letter in their hands, all together form the word “pensioner”. During the reading of the poem by the host, after each line, the guests turn over one letter in order.

So many years have passed...
Barely counted...
But it's not worth it, we know, no ...
Suffer and despair...
And there is still a large stock,
We will reveal the secret:
... Our hero does not lose heart, ...
We will celebrate her for a hundred years ...
Blush, joyful, ...
Beautiful, sweet...
Active as a pioneer, ...
Worthy of a title...
All. Pensioner.

To applause, fireworks of sparklers, the hero of the day is tied over her shoulder with the ribbon “Mrs. Freedom”.

YOUNG PENSIONER'S Oath

Leading: Today we accept our ……….. into the society of pensioners ( state name) and take an oath from her:

I, a young pensioner _________ (name of the country), joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinking and not drinking in moderation, sticking my nose everywhere, I solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be in sound spirit and sound body. Do not allow yourself to be brought down by the wind, or illness, or hops.

She is): I swear!

Leading:

Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs.
Confidently walk on any of the roads!
I swear!

Leading:

Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears.
Do not succumb to sadness, or illness, or cold!
I swear!

Leading:

Drink only with friends, and then little by little.
Always find a path to the house.
I swear!

Leading: Dear ___________________! We accept you in the ranks so that you do not know trouble.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and not swear, never worry.
Young so that the pensioner manages everything and manages everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner.
And when you are a hundred, we will lay this table again!

Contests, costume show

Choice competition

HOST: Hello dear guests! Hello, dear birthday girl, Lyudmila Mironovna!
Why are there so many people?!
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to congratulate you.
Today we, in a friendly cheerful company, decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Fifty-five - but is that a lot?
Let them say "everything is lived" - do not believe
As long as we live, what was, is - everything is alive.
When else will life slam the door for us.
You still have a lot to do,
Live long, wisely and beautifully!
And I want to raise the first glass for our hero of the occasion.
You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,
Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.
You are the flame of the hearth and home,
You are the light on earth that never goes out.
HOST: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.

DIRECTOR: Dear Lyudmila Mironovna!
From the bottom of my heart with great respect
Please accept our congratulations today.
We are happy to congratulate you and wish you
All the same to work, all the same to dare.
Do not grow old in soul and outwardly
To be blooming as before.
Keep the spark of the soul, live, still love.
Be beautiful as always to you for many years.
(A memento is given.)
LEADING: You cried into the light when you were born,
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed, we had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have a little mind, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that extra thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap. (The host puts a cap on the hero of the day.) And you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her an apron. (The host puts on an apron for the hero of the day.) And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset for any reason, they have nothing to do, they worry about everyone, so their eyes are often wet. To prevent our pensioner from crying, we decided to give her a dummy. (The host gives a dummy on a scarlet ribbon. A cap is sewn in advance for an adult and an apron.)
HOST: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
LEADING: (helping to take off her bonnet, apron and dummy): Well, she is fed, she doesn’t blow anywhere, and most importantly she won’t cry. And now I propose to give colleagues the opportunity to congratulate Lyudmila Mironovna.
CONGRATULATIONS FROM COLLEAGUES
We congratulate you on a significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends in life.
Anniversary is a special day
Where summed up mentally.
What could be wrong sometime,
That which is expensive, surely saved.
We congratulate you wholeheartedly
And we want to wish you happiness
Let in your home climate,
There will never be bad weather.
We do not give the birthday girl
No headsets, no rings,
Surely you will receive warmer,
Greetings from friendly hearts.
(Presenting a gift. Here it is possible for one of the colleagues to tell how he met the hero of the day, remember an interesting case at work, etc.) (The host announces a break, filling it with games, attractions. During the break, those present are given poems that are printed.)
HOST: "New" pensioners came to visit us for congratulations.
1. We came to this house
Wish you many years
You accept from us Lyudmila
Our pioneer greetings.
2. Just think
Everyone is retiring
And now we will tell you
How do you live in retirement?
3. We wish you a lot of happiness
This evening and forever.
Less clouds, rain, bad weather,
Luda is a nice person.
4. Worked a lot,
All the hard work was not in vain,
That's for it dear
You have been given a pension.
5. We wish more grandchildren,
Don't age too long
If the son and daughter are not open,
Then you Luda will be a grandmother-heroine.
6. You have become more prosperous,
Poverty does not return. ,
Thank you very much Putin
Takes care of everyone.
7. You will sit at home,
Will you miss, grow old,
When you sing in the choir
You will instantly look younger.
8. You are not sad, do not be sad,
There is no return to those past days,
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to the doctors.
9. I would go out to work
I'm tired of sitting
But I'm afraid of taxes
Better at home - I'll make a break.
10. God forbid that everything was fine,
Always behave yourself
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men like it.
HOST: Since we are talking about men, I want to introduce you to a man who fell in love with our Lyudochka many years ago and is still a support and shoulder in family life for Lyuda. So, the word to the wife of the hero of the day.
CONGRATULATIONS FROM HUSBAND
heartily generously
You light up everyone
Cloudy smile
You endow the day.
So let it be with you
Occurs more often
Simple earthly
So necessary happiness.
Always young and
Be perky
About being a grandmother
Forget to think.
Fun and joy
Anytime and anywhere,
Good luck
I wish you.
Thank you for finding words at the right moment that please, console, idolize me. I want to drink for what you are!
LEADING: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Lyudmila Mironovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
OATH
BIRTHDAY GIRL: I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, solemnly swear: with the warmth of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
(The text of the oath must be printed in advance. Also here you can give a comic pass to the party of pensioners with a photo and a seal.)
LEADING: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: 1. Get up, wash.
2. Sit down, eat.
3. Receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
4. Put the brazhonka for distillation.
5. Go in for sports this year.
6. Be ready for defense and work.

Rights: 1. When I want, then I get up.
2. As long as I want, I lie down until then.
3. If I want, I will sing.
4. I will go where I want.
5. When I want - then I sleep.
6. Whoever I want, I love.
(You can propose a toast to the new "pass".)
LEADING: With all our hearts we wish you happiness
And let it be joyful every hour.
Let misfortunes pass you by,
May your children and grandchildren love you more.
So, I give the floor to the children of Lyudmila Mironovna.
  
On this day, dear mother,
Accept congratulations from us, from children.
For us, as before, you are the most important,
Although we have become a little older.
You are the kindest woman in the world
There is nowhere in the world more beautiful eyes,
And your hands are like huge wings,
Always protect us from harm.
Years have passed, the head has turned gray,
Many worries and worries behind
But what's the matter with age,
If a hot heart in the chest.
(A gift is given from the children.)
LEADING: And now I propose to move on to dancing, outdoor games.
(While the dances are going on, the host of the game brings in a large box, for example, from under the TV, on which "Package" is written. He also brings in telegrams.)
LEADING: Now, while everyone was having fun, the postman Pechkin came. As you probably guess, telegrams and even a parcel came to the address of the hero of the day. He himself refused to come in, as he was afraid that the bicycle would be stolen and trusted me to read the telegrams.
TELEGRAMS
Hello grandma, don't be sad
We're out of candy, mind you
I made a bow, I dry my socks,
I've been writing a letter to you for two days
And on the window there is a sparrow,
All right, I'm done.
Your grandson Sergei.
Moscow, Ministry of Finance.
Budget in deep deficit
Do not look for money in the Ministry of Finance,
Send me a translation
Yes, the Duma does not give money. Are you 55?
And you are fervent!
Happy birthday to you!
Zadornov.
St. Petersburg.
I send greetings from Petersburg,
I wish Luda many more years.
Here I would like your young age,
I would make a mess.
Love, Peace, Success
I wish you a happy anniversary.
Peha.
USA, Washington, White House.
All borders have been erased between us,
My words fly like birds.
Our States congratulate you,
You try to live richly,
Don't go for impeachment
Health to you, good luck and food!
I sip a glass for you. Happy anniversary to you.
Clinton Bill
Moscow, Headquarters of the LDPR.
Yes, definitely on this day.
Even the stump is obliged to love.
I wish you all the best,
Even though it won't be cheap.
Well, for starters, for example,
You all join the Liberal Democratic Party.
Sorry if the humor is flat.
Happy anniversary!
Zhirinovsky.
BANDEROL
(Each gift must be accompanied by an instruction. The hero of the day opens the package, shows the gift and reads the instruction to everyone.)
1. So that there is happiness in the house,
So that you love all your relatives,
To make the house a full bowl,
Take a porridge pot as a souvenir.
2. And also take a fountain pen,
Rewrite grandchildren,
So that you take them in your arms
And I heard them scream.
3. Our hero of the day Luda,
Lived with her husband so that they would be in harmony
Take the frying pan from us.
4. To keep good, warm,
Lyuda, drink wine skillfully,
You know your limit
Don't grab an extra cup
The sobering-up station decided to help
He gave his gift
He will remind
How much should be taken. (Thimble.)
5. Throw an Orenburg downy shawl on your shoulders, dear. (A piece of gauze.)
6. To know everything in the world, newspapers should be read. (Newspaper.)
7. After a glass of snack
The matter is very important
Here, Lyuda, instead of a sleeve
Paper napkin.
(Colleagues can also bring the parcel and read the text for all the gifts themselves.)
LEADING: Be beautiful all the time -
And soul and myself,
Be loved all the time -
Both winter and spring.
Do not bow rowan,
If there is trouble.
stay happy
On this day and always.
HOST: And now I want to give a response to the hero of the day.
(The hero of the day thanks the guests.)
HOST: Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a few songs for the hero of the day.
(The lyrics are printed and reproduced in advance. Distribute to guests.)
SONG
to the tune of "Wonderful Neighbor"
1. We are gathered here today
All at the festive table.
We congratulate Lyudmila
Happy anniversary this day.
You, my dear, are so beautiful
Both today and always.
And most importantly, of course,
You are the kindest soul.
Chorus: Pam-pam, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pam-pam,
Pam-param-pa-pam-pam
Pam-para-pam-pa.
2. And we wish you
Be healthy forever
And don't know about hospitals -
Except sometimes.
Get hot, get wet
Morning, evening and afternoon.
And do not doubt in your family -
We will still come to you.
SONG
to the melody of V. Solovyov-Sedoy "It's time to hit the road"
1.Tonight, tonight, tonight
A pleasant duty fell on our shoulders.
We salute Lyudmila
At this festive table,
And now we will sing this song for her.
Chorus: Oh, dear Luda,
We can't, we can't help but love you.
Same as Ludmila

2. We like Luda, like, like,
And she is rightfully famous for her kindness.
And on this day, and at this hour
Any of us will confirm you
That our hero of the day is just a class!
Chorus: Oh, people's hands
They know how to wash the floor, cook soup, plant a garden.
Same as Ludmila
Nowhere and never can be.
3. We are brave, brave, brave guests,
We are very happy to congratulate you on your birthday.
Now for the people of the year we will drink once and drink two,
But not to have a headache tomorrow.
(The evening ends with songs, dances.)

When a woman turns 55, she retires. And it must be done with respect. A cool script for an anniversary for 55 years will help you with this. It has a lot of humor and positivity. Your hero of the day will be pleased with how you arranged everything.

Leading: I have seen a lot in my life, But you are not tired yet,

You'll still be on fire!

You will still rest! You will still have fun, Travel like a bird. You will still travel around the world, You have half your life for this! *** Our dear birthday girl, our hero of the day! Today, all your friends have gathered here to congratulate you on your wonderful day - your 55th birthday!

Do you know all your friends? It turns out that you have friends in a distant eastern country. And foreign guests from the greatest sheikh came from there to congratulate you and present you with a gift.

Oriental friends come out, two people - one of them is a translator, and the second is a real Arab.

The Arab, addresses the hero of the day: Pakushki, nevilikami!

Translator: Greetings, oh, the greatest woman in the world!

Arab: Yu is close, close to galakhtikasm, and grieve him from the Bible!

Translator: We arrived from a distant country to congratulate you on your anniversary!

Arab: Yuma was dragged by Yuma, this rubbish, they don’t help him in the least, and these cheaters and fakes!

Translator: We brought you this gift that will protect you all your life!

The Arab gives the hero of the day a beautiful vase of flowers. They bow and leave.

Leading: These are the friends, it turns out, our birthday girl has. But during her life she made many friends, and not only among the Arabs. Meet - Russian folk choir - singing without panties!

Men come out (with or without underpants, you decide for yourself), they perform ditties for the birthday girl.

Chastushki: More beautiful than all and all dear, There is no kinder you in the world! You are the most beautiful women, I give you flowers! *** Sweet, good, the most beautiful! I love you for a long time! I'm telling you the truth! *** Eh, we will congratulate you on your anniversary, And we will give gifts! Don't be shy, come on

Get your gifts!

(More funny ditties here.)

Men give gifts to the hero of the day. Each gift is accompanied by a poem.

We give you a miracle thing, And it will save your house! She helps in the kitchen, And drives all the men away!

(a rolling pin is given)

If the world in your eyes has dimmed, If it has become completely gray, Put on rose-colored glasses, And sing a cheerful song!

(gift pink glasses)

The best flowers for you! Collected directly from the field! You take them, accept them, And invite us to the table!

(a bouquet of flowers is given)

(And here are other congratulations for gifts)

Host: I propose to play a game. Since our birthday girl is 55 years old, let's name exactly 55 compliments for her. The main thing is not to repeat. And whoever cannot say, he leaves the game, and at the end of it he will confess his love for the birthday girl, since they could not say compliments.

*** Presenter:

And here is another game. Have any of you been to Australia? They say that kangaroos live there, and they walk among people. And I know that our birthday girl is going to go to distant Australia. So let's show her what they are - kangaroos.

Competition. We need two pairs of participants. In each pair, one of the participants wears an apron that has a pocket in the front. And the second participants, at the command of the leader, begin to fill this pocket with inflated balloons. Whoever can put more balls in a minute wins. Try to keep the balloons small.

Host: And now I will ask you, guests, the most unexpected questions. And you answer them honestly.

And so, questions. (Questions are asked in turn, to each guest or only one or two).

1. What is your favorite fairy tale? And who from this fairy tale does our birthday girl look like? 2. What is your favorite bird? Congratulate the hero of the day the way this bird chirps.

3. What is your favorite song? Perform it for the hero of the day.

Host: This is how we came to the culmination of today's holiday, and this is a quiz for our heroine!

There is a quiz for the birthday girl.

Question 1. Who is asked - "Am I in the world of all the miles, all the blush and brighter"? A) a psychiatrist B) At the mirror; C) At a cold battery in winter;

D) The person with whom you are talking on Skype;

Question 2. What do they say to the other person in the morning? A) Why didn't you wake me up? b) I overslept because of you; B) Good morning

D) Empty the toilet, you are not the only one living here;

Question 3. Are they greeted by clothes, but are they seen off ...? A) on the train B) fast B) the whole family

D) according to the mind;

Question 4. In winter and summer…? A) the same size B) One color; B) spring and autumn

D) Good on the street;

Question 5. What can be cooked but not eaten? A) Mother-in-law lunch; B) Romantic dinner; B) rolls

Host: Well done! Our birthday girl answered all the questions and earned her diploma as the best, most beautiful and most charming in the world!

The hero of the day is awarded a diploma and the holiday ends.

Between the host's words, competitions and congratulations, guests eat and drink. The program is designed for two hours of feast. You can also hold a comic lottery for guests. She will help cheer them up and leave a memorable gift for everyone.

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Anniversary of a woman 55 years

Vedas: Friends! Before starting our festive, 55th anniversary evening, let me ask our beautiful hero of the day a question? Didn't she receive a certain document the day before, which is a signal, so to speak, a starting shot that will allow us to start our evening? (The Agenda was sent to the hero of the day by mail in advance, which she was supposed to bring with her.) The hero of the day reports that she received a certain document and reads it to everyone present.

Agenda. The Ministry of Pension Insurance of tipsy people celebrating a beautiful anniversary in honor of the 55th anniversary of the birth and conferment of the high title "PENSIONER OF RUSSIA - 2013", informs citizen IVANOVOY LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA that she is obliged to appear on 23.01.13 by 13.00 at festive hall of the Palace of Culture to receive gifts, congratulations, toasts, glasses poured and drunk for health. Citizen IVANOVA LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA must have a good mood, delicious vodka and a sea of ​​​​snacks with her. Citizen IVANOVA LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA gets even better mood due to a cheerful and drunken company of guests. The appearance of citizen IVANOVOY LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA for the merry anniversary celebration is strictly obligatory. In case of non-appearance of citizen IVANOVOY LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA, a company of cheerful guests will take emergency measures to deliver the hero of the occasion to the holiday and forcibly raise her festive mood by pouring a large amount of strong drinks inside, oranya toasts and body movements in dances.

This Agenda is valid at all times and has no retroactive effect.

Minister of Pension Insurance for Drunk People

lieutenant colonel: Pour - into - a glass. your friends and colleagues. ------------ ----------

signature transcript signature

PS. Luda, take this document with you for the anniversary.

Vedas: Well, now we can start our solemn anniversary with peace of mind! What else is this? What's the matter? (A nurse enters the hall with a child in her arms. Two guests: one depicts a nurse, she has a model of a baby in her hands; the second goes behind the first, and from behind her shoulder stretches her head in a cap and with a pacifier in her mouth. The nurse approaches her husband and angrily reprimands him for the fact that the girl was born on January 11, and he still has not taken the child. Swears at the child, says that she is tired of him. The baby laughs and gurgles. The nurse angrily pulls out a bottle of vodka with a pacifier on the neck and hands it to the baby with the words: “Here, here is your food, choke!” He gives the model of the child to the husband of the hero of the day and leaves).

Vedas: Friends, now we have witnessed the birth of our dear birthday girl Lyudmila Grigoryevna! I must say the girl was a success: see for yourself - the length is 170 centimeters, and the weight is not less than 60 kg. Today is a significant date, Today is a significant day! And on this day you don’t need to be bored at all, There is no place for sadness on this winter day! January! There are so many familiar letters in this word, but the meaning is the same: We now have a newborn in the house, And we will pay all our attention to him. Let's congratulate the culprit of the feast. Fill the glass and raise a toast.

Today is the anniversary - expanse for the soul!

This day is big and simple in its own way.

Let's close the glasses In a single festive bouquet, And wish our dear lady Health, happiness, long years! (guests drink and eat)

Vedas: Anniversaries are always nice! This is a date, this is an event that all friends and relatives of the birthday girl are looking forward to, and only the hero of the occasion is a little sad today to realize that another anniversary has come up. But these thoughts are not for our birthday girl, dear Lyudmila Grigorievna. You proudly step forward, to meet all the obstacles that life instructs.

Today you have gathered all the people closest to you, relatives and friends, to visit you on this wonderful anniversary evening. And in such a company, if you spend time for a long time, then old age simply will not overtake you, and the anniversary that you have to celebrate today, and we, the guests, celebrate properly, will bring not only new wrinkles, but even more kindness will settle in your heart , and kindle the fire in the soul even hotter.

So let's drink to the fact that today we can adequately celebrate the anniversary of our esteemed Lyudmila Grigorievna in an excellent, family-like warm atmosphere.

(guests drink and eat)

Vedas: Dear guests! Today is not an easy day for all of us, Today the doors of the heart have been opened. So that wishes flow like a river, For this, they poured into a glass of wine. It's time to congratulate us Here, at the table, a beautiful girl. Yes, yes, to the hero of the big celebration, We will give congratulations, like the Firebird! Let's fill the glasses to the brim, And say congratulations to the most beautiful hero of the day.

And then we'll drink everything to the bottom!

The host gives the guests the opportunity to congratulate the hero of the day and present a gift. Here is the congratulations to her husband and children.

Vedas: The words of congratulations now sounded from dear friends. On an anniversary like yours, It should be even more fun! Our culprit of honors is worthy,

Now we will arrange something for you.

Program Guide.

TV, presenter in it, a group of guests to perform songs.

Vedas: Good afternoon! Our viewer is different We send you greetings on the screen. To everyone who watches us today We will tell without embellishment News of one remote place, About our countrywoman our story. From Novaya Zaimka A message came - To everyone's surprise. They say: There is only one beauty And she is the sweetest of all, She is called Ludochka, Her heart is like the sun. If there is a holiday in the club house, She is the first prankster, The ringleader, the hypocrite, That's the woman! Believe! And she used to be a kolobok, And dived like a fish, If necessary, and a cop She will become very quick. All the roles can not be counted, After all, Luda has talent! And slender, but majestic! He speaks like a peahen, But he speaks like a river murmurs. But she is a coward, that's how the mouse sees - yells! And the rest: A wonderful rural woman, This citizen Lyudok! That will be confirmed by all animals, Even shepherds puppy. That woman is top notch! Lives in Novaya Zaimka! And now the vocal-instrumental group "Slender Waist" will tell us about this woman, no, sorry, the group "Sagging Belly". It turns out, stepping heavily, stroking their bellies, a group of guests and sing to the tune of the song "New Turn". We made a promise to ourselves, Not to deviate from the straight path, But, to Luda skidded ... m..m..m And boil, and fry, Starch the curtains,

Hey, fly in soon ... m..m..m

Chorus: Here, glorious pancake, compote, It doesn’t fit into your mouth, And I’m so rushing, And she carries: Olivier salad, Sauce, marmalade. Ahead, believe me, Meat from geese

You have pity on me.

There is a plate of cucumbers, And potatoes with jelly. Here - pastries are ... m..m..m And salads - carbonates! Oh, the belly is growing, guys,

But, I pull everything into my mouth ... m..m..m

Vedas: And we continue our news program. And in honor of the beautiful Novozaimskaya woman Lyuda, the folklore group “Lapti-give” will perform a song. A group of guests in headscarves comes out and sings to the tune of the song “Am I to blame”. We have a colleague, We have a colleague The temperament is so fighting! Everyone will notice her, Yes, with a cunning eye. The voice of a distant voice is heard far away. Where she has been, Where she has been, All the chiefs were better. She creates comfort for everyone, Gives affection to children, She is an indefatigable lady. Children love her, Respect friends. Because otherwise it is impossible. After all, a kinder soul - Look for a century, not to be found. After all, Lyudmila is one of a kind. And his household He lives in full, All in worries, deeds - Day after day! For her wonderful gift, For her kind disposition

Sing this song with love.

Vedas: We are completing the program, In conclusion, we wish you to live without old age, work without fatigue, health - without treatment, happiness - without grief. We wish you earthly blessings,

We know you deserve them!

The host offers to drink for all the congratulations that were addressed to the hero of the day. Vedas: Dear guests! We were so carried away by congratulations and forgot that today is not an easy anniversary. 55 years for a woman is a milestone, having crossed which, she begins to live in a new quality. As a pensioner, in our case as a working pensioner. The gray hairs hid, the fire burns in the eyes, Today, on a holiday, you are among friends. All the guests at the table on your anniversary are in a hurry to congratulate you from the bottom of their hearts. Today here attention, love, we are all in a hurry to wish you success. You remember your former youth again, You see dreams about your pension! And on a bright day for us, in the night eclipse, a path has been paved for you by a bright star, May everything always be, only at will - Longing and sadness will leave your heart. Today is such a special day for you, We are all ready to confirm this - And this choice is yours quite conscious,

To be a working pensioner!

But nothing comes as hard as retirement! And today you, dear Lyudmila Grigoryevna, will have to endure a serious jubilee test in order to adequately receive a new title! The test for you will be one of the hardest! Now you have to go down the road of earthly difficulties and prove to everyone that you also worthily and fearlessly, confidently overcame all life's difficulties on the way to a great anniversary!

"The Road of Earthly Difficulties".

Vedas: As you know, small children are very fond of eating semolina. At the same time, the mother ties a bib to the child's chest. To you, dear birthday girl, we now offer to adequately overcome the first test in a child's life. The presenter ties a bib to the hero of the day and asks one of the guests to feed the “baby”. Vedas: And now the second test. You, Lyudmila Grigorievna, of course, had to lull your children to sleep through long dark nights, singing a lullaby at the same time. Now we invite you to remember one of the lullabies and perform this evening for the guests.

Vedas: Well, you, dear birthday girl, overcame all obstacles with honor and fearlessness. So many years have passed, You shouldn't count them here. Do you think that's it? But no, you don't have to worry! There are so many events ahead, A lot of work and worries ahead, There are still many discoveries ahead, Sleep at least in a hat, the people will say! You passed the path of obstacles on "excellent"! Let me congratulate you personally! And in front of all friends Assign the title on the anniversary!

The presenter ties a ribbon with the inscription "Pensioner 2013" to the hero of the day. After he hands over a secret order and a telegram from the president.

"Government telegram".

Dear Russian! Dear Lyudmila Grigorievna! On my own behalf and on behalf of the government, I congratulate you on a significant date: your 55th birthday and the acquisition of the honorary title of “Superpensioner”! From my seat, I see that you, Lyudmila Grigorievna, despite your 40s, still please the eyes of the people around you, which is very important. I am very happy to know that in your 30s, you have not lost interest in professional activities and still please the eyes of the fathers of your readers.

In your 20s, few have such energy and enthusiasm. And let everyone know that I will not give up Ivanov. I desperately need young specialists in Siberia!

Sincerely, VV Putin.

Vedas: So let's raise our glasses to the new pensioner, Lyudmila Grigorievna!

Costumed congratulations "Zechki". Two convicts in jerseys with numbers and prison caps enter the hall. They begin to buzz, they assure that it was the hero of the day who invited them.

(referring to the presenter, who is trying to send them out)

Back off the washcloth, the paganka scored an arrow for us here. Oh Luda! Are you staring at us like that, Luda, thumping or something already? So you scored an arrow for us, but you yourself are having fun with these cardboard fools? Well, fraera bespontovye, now we will arrange a buffet table for you with a brotherhood, I will tear my mouth, I will gouge out blinkers. Yes, we will tear them right now like a heating pad.

At the end they sing a song to the motive "Gop-stop". Gop - stop, we came around the corner, Gop - stop, you gave us an invitation, Now it's too late to repent, Look at the stars, Look at these hands and these faces, Look at our faces

It's not the first time you've seen us.

Gop-stop, well, meet your guests, Gop-stop, pour some water for us soon, You promised us salads, You promised snacks, we'll eat everything, it won't be enough for us, there won't be enough water. And we will sing the most fashionable

Congratulations on our zone.

Gop - stop, you have become a pensioner, Gop - stop, so accept congratulations: Health, happiness and good luck, Cool supercar, A million dollars in thick packs, Another million in a stash, Love of children, husband's care

We want to wish you.

Gop - stop, don't say thank you to us, Gop - stop, look at our faces. And better remember that raspberry Zhenya's picture, Where he figured us with you right in the window. In general, we came Lyudmila, Bring us some waters soon!

Then they give a picture from life in the zone, where all the colleagues of the hero of the day are present at work.

Vedas: Friends! Today, a world-famous magician-illusionist came to our festive evening. Copperfield! But Ebanko Ivanovich. So let's meet! (Performance of a magician)

Vedas: And now I invite several people to participate in the game. I will read the text, and you show everything that I read. You are walking in a hot desert. You are terribly thirsty. Your throat is dry, you can barely move your legs. And the sun beats down mercilessly. Suddenly, on the horizon you see an oasis. With the last of your strength, you go to him. Seeing the stream, you are madly happy, raise your hands to heaven and kneel down. Leaning on your hands, you tilt your head towards the water. Everyone gets on all fours. The host salutes the birthday girl and addresses her.

- Dear Lyudmila Grigorievna, in honor of your anniversary, a platoon of service dogs has been formed!

Vedas: Everything for you today, dear, Guests can perform from the heart. And accepting these congratulations, Appreciate them how good they are. What can you tell us in response? Perform a song, dance or verse? All the guests are waiting for you to cook for them, Look how quiet this hall is.

Answer word of the birthday girl.

Scene "Time Machine"

Vedas: Friends! Today we are celebrating a wonderful anniversary - 55 years. And let's look, well, another 50 years that way. Imagine: the Ivanovs' house. The children have departed. Our dear spouses are talking among themselves.

Grandfather and grandmother enter the hall, sit on the sofa. Grandmother: Do you remember Sano, how you and I used to have sex. Grandfather: I remember Lyudka. (Grandma strokes grandfather's leg) Yes, I understood Lyudka, we were doing it wrong. After all, Ludka must moan. Grandmother: Is it like moaning? Grandfather: Well, do you remember the soap opera ent? So she moaned so much, as if Lyudka had had a lot of soap. Grandmother: Oh, I understand, I understand. Well, let's try Sanok, let's groan. Grandfather tries for a long time and unsuccessfully to settle down with his grandmother. Hugs her around the waist. Grandmother: Well, already moan? Grandfather: No, it's too early. She puts her hand on her chest. Grandmother: Well, moan? Grandfather: No, it's too early. (gets tired of fitting in). Okay, Ludka, moan. Grandmother: Oh-yo-yo-yo-y, how are we going to live, oh-yo-yo-yo-y, where to get money, oh-yo-yo-yo-y, and also buy firewood necessary, etc. Well, Sanok, stop moaning? Grandfather: Duck seems like everything, Lyudka. Grandmother: Well, let's go to the disco party.

Grandfather and grandmother go to dance, inviting all the guests.

Game "Who are you?"

Each participant is given a piece of paper and a pen. Guests must write 6 different animals. After that, the host asks questions, and the guests read the names of the animals, one for each question. Questions: 1. Who are you in life? 2. Who are you in bed? 3. Who are you at the table? 4. Who are you at the boss on the carpet? 5. Who are you in relation to your spouse?

6. Who will you be at the end of the anniversary?

The evening ends with dancing.

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Scenes for the anniversary of 55 years for a woman

1. "Little pensioner"

Today we have a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too much intelligence, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, don’t bake their heads, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap.

And also, you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat, they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them. To prevent this from happening, we give her an apron.

And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset for any reason, they always worry very loudly, so their eyes are always wet. So that our pensioner does not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.

Presentation of the medal

For merit on the anniversary

Award a big medal

With a red ribbon on it.

Sock requires decency

In vain do not force a medal

Badge of special distinction

Only wear on holidays.

Choose a place to wear sparingly,

To please people.

Let it hang above the navel

And a little lower breasts.

Keep that medal from wax

Do not take greasy in your hands,

On the days of pay and advance

Wipe with fresh vodka.

Do all movements quickly

Gazing into the distance,

Fix your hair

And stroke the medal.

Don't talk, don't smile

Don't shake hands with everyone.

On the native chest of the authorities

Do not lie without a medal.

And in a locked box

Degrease for storage

Vodka or cognac.

With the loss of this medal

Exclude from anniversaries

And take away her medal.

Order for a working pensioner (given by a pensioner from the team)

To save a place at work

You do not contradict the authorities,

Never go in a bottle

Righteousness defending ardently!

Before the authorities, stand at attention,

And behind your back you can scold

After all, living on a pension is not so fat,

And it would be nice to receive a plus salary!

And, by the way, what to teach you,

You yourself will teach anyone to live.

2. Scene “Pension”

(a participant or participant comes out poorly dressed, in a headscarf, comes up to the birthday girl and sings to her a song to the tune “I am standing at a half-station in a colorful half-shawl”)

I came to you unexpectedly

Not at all long-awaited

Sorry - it's not my fault!

I can only say that I do not believe

And I'll check your passport:

You look like you're only 17 years old! (repeat last line)

You are smart, beautiful

I love everything about you!

I invite you to be friends with us!

'Cause you're free now

I confess publicly:

Retirement is so cool to live!

To drink us a glass,

I'll take it out of my bag

Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)

We will drink to our friendship

And we will raise optimism

After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!

3. "Ambulance"

The ambulance brigade, which promptly burst into the anniversary on someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of the audience. Since the visiting doctors are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest’s eyes or at his smile, or slightly putting a stethoscope on the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much thought, tedious questions and analyzes, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.

For everyone who evaded a medical examination, doctors can arrange an exam for knowledge of medical terms. According to the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between which they organize competitions for the best bandaging of the feet of the hero of the day (in case of fast dances), bandaging of hands (in case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.

At the end of their visit, doctors can organize preventive measures against unexpected misfortunes, for example, general disinfection (ingestion of strong drinks).

Here come the pension
Rest, joy brought,
More sleep and less sadness
And health will be better!

Will you walk in the garden
You will read more
Will you do sports
Dive into carelessness!

Will you be happier now
There will be more strength now
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart
Let dreams come true!

Look, don't be discouraged
Don't get bored at work
Relax and have fun
Enjoy the new life!

You're retired, hooray!
Don't get up in the morning
Don't get tired all day
Don't yawn at work.

We want to wish you
Don't waste time
It's better to rest more often
Visit friends, relatives.

And improve health
develop hobbies,
Fill the days with meaning
Implement all plans!

Congratulations! Let you
There will be joy every hour
In endeavors - success.
May you all be happy!

I want to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart on your retirement. I wish you to continue to be actively active and do important things, not to succumb to any disease and constantly open a new number of the calendar with new goals, hopes and aspirations. I wish the pension to be large, so that life always gives opportunities for frequent holidays of the soul and real joys of the heart.

A wonderful reward awaits you today,
After all, you don't have to rush to work,
A whole bunch of free time -
What could be better? What could be cooler?

You can be proud of yourself
And enjoy such a sweet life.
To rest today we see you off,
We wish you all the best in life!

A lot has already been achieved
And this is not the limit!
Though it's time for retirement
But there are so many things ahead.

Your experience is important to us in our work,
We don't want to let you go.
And on this day we will say to you together:
"We appreciate you very much!"

So the "demobilization" has already arrived,
After all, you plowed yours.
So many years and so many winters
You have dedicated your work!
And now with a pure soul
Relax with your family.
Hobby, cottage, entertainment -
There will be time for everything.
Live in pleasure.
World, perhaps, look.
You are strong, full of strength,
Give a head start to all young people!
And now with enthusiasm
Accept congratulations!

We want to wish you
Don't waste time
Move more, communicate
Yes, and to do the dacha.

Grandchildren will not let you get bored
The children will visit.
We think it's fun
You will be retired!

You won't go to work in the morning
You take a risk and withdraw money from the bank card,
Buy a ticket and go south.
And you will travel with passion!

Do you want to go south? So go to the village.
There is a river nearby, a pond and fishing rods in a shed!
There, on the beds, the harvest will sing,
There are lilies of the valley. And the nightingales chirp in May.

You invite all your grandchildren to visit.
Gather your friends and sing songs.
Read, write, walk, call relatives.
We congratulate you on your retirement!

Today we see off
Retirement loving
And we're going through
How will we be without you?

After all, you are our light,
Our guru, our sensei.
And no more in the department
The one who is wiser than all.

And we wish together
Don't lose the fuse
Need to live life to the fullest
And conquer the Urals.

Here the worries are over
No more work
But time is free
Do whatever you like!

If you want - go to the park for a walk,
Do you want to - overwrite everything!
Don't be bored, don't whine, don't be angry,
Better take care of your grandchildren!

We congratulate you all
We want to live interestingly.
Pour some cognac
Get our congratulations!

So I wanted to part with the worries,
And now suddenly the soul is in doubt.
On the run you have worked all your life,
Unusual measured step.

This confusion will fade away
How the "deserved path" will begin.
But worries will be just as unmeasured,
Just a little more time.

Children, grandchildren, household chores
They will make you forget about yourself again.
We know from your experience
How to rush through life at full speed.

And so we ask in advance:
Come here to relax!
Good luck! Don't say goodbye - goodbye!
Happiness to you in the golden years!

Scenario of the 55th anniversary of a woman. Cool farewell to retirement

Scenario of the 55th anniversary of a woman. Cool farewell to retirement

Everyone knows that women retire at 55. And if so, then for this anniversary everyone wants something special to be fun and memorable for everyone. We offer you our small script for a woman's 55th birthday, which will help arrange a cool farewell to retirement. The script contains contests and games, beautiful toasts and entertaining blocks. Watch and choose what you like the most.

Anniversary meeting.
When all the guests have gathered, we can begin. Have all the guests stand and make a semicircle. And the hero of the day will be in the center of this semicircle. The host starts:
- Tell me, when a person is born into the world, what does he do? That's right - he's crying! And today a young pensioner was born in our country, who is ready to burst into tears from such happiness. And so that she doesn't cry, we'll give her a pacifier. Even small children wear a cap that protects their ears and head from the wind. Let's put on a cap for the hero of the day. And finally, it remains to attach a bib so that it does not get dirty while eating. We put on. Look - now we have a full-fledged born pensioner! I propose to take and raise glasses for the new pensioner, who is still so young and who still has his whole life ahead of him!

Main holiday.
Leading:
- well, since we have a new pensioner, she needs to take the oath and join the ranks of pensioners. And for this we have already prepared the text of the solemn oath. Now the young pensioner will read it and will be accepted into the ranks of honorary pensioners of Russia:

Leading:
- now our hero of the day becomes an honorary member of the pensioners of Russia. She is awarded a medal and a crown!

Competition.
In life, every person was given many vaccinations. And they are all from some kind of disease. What would you like to be vaccinated against? Suggest answers. And the best one will win a prize!
Examples might be: a sleep deprivation vaccine; vaccination against bad mood; vaccination for immunity from the boss; etc. Whoever offers the funniest option wins a prize.

Leading:
We all know that every person has rights and obligations in life. What rights do pensioners have? Name them!
Yes, you said everything correctly. But this is all according to the law, but in life? And in life, pensioners have these rights:

Therefore, I propose a toast to the rights of pensioners, which must not be violated!

A game.
Friends! Everyone today said beautiful words to the hero of the day. And some even almost swore that they would protect the hero of the day and always be by her side. And tell me - are you all ready for serious deeds for the sake of the hero of the day? Let's see what each of you are ready for. For our birthday girl.

The game is being played. You need to prepare beautiful cards on which to write poems. You put all the cards in a bag, and the guests take turns taking out one card at a time and read out a verse that says what he is ready for for the eyes of the hero of the day.

Leading:
- we all congratulated the hero of the day. And who hasn't congratulated her yet? Do not know? Who said the president? You are absolutely right - the President has not yet congratulated. And I have now been informed that a retinue from Putin himself is standing at the door. We let them in.

The president's retinue enters. On the sides are the guards, and in the center is the secretary. They stop near the hero of the day, and the secretary reads out congratulations from the president and hands him the following telegram:

Leading:
But it's not all gifts. We have another package that arrived to us from unknown lands. And we don't even know what's in it. I will ask you to send a parcel to us.

The parcel is brought in and the presenter opens it. She takes out a package and a note from the package. And he starts reading the note. And send the package to the way it is written in this note.

After the hero of the day, he unpacks the package and shows everyone what is there. And there should be the best and most expensive gift.

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Script of seeing off a woman to retire

Seeing off retirement is organized in a festively decorated hall. The guests sit at the laid tables, the hostess of the holiday is at the head of the table or in the center, next to her is her husband or the “main man in her life”. Nearby you can install a serving table, on which it will be convenient to put gifts, certificates, awards, postcards.

Scenario of the evening celebrating the retirement of a woman

The presenter is provided with information about the kindergarten, school, college, technical school, institute where the hero of the day studied, a list of enterprises and positions where she worked, in chronological order. Props:

  • A comic diploma for a unique contribution to the "life" of the team (regularly watered the ficus in the office, baked unsurpassed cookies for tea, etc.).
  • Comic "Certificate of Quality" of the hero of the day.
  • "Gold" medals (from foil or a round chocolate bar in a golden wrapper) for winning competitions.
  • Postcards and pens.

    • The drink list includes champagne.

    Leading Each person from the moment of his birth is born many more times:

    • at the age of seven, a schoolboy is born on September 1; then came the days of appearance:
    • Octobrist;
  • pioneer
  • Komsomol member;
  • applicant;
  • student
  • trainee;
  • groom or bride;
  • young mothers and fathers;
  • graduate theorist;
  • young specialist-practitioner;
  • experienced worker;
  • Grandmothers and grandfathers;
  • pensioner.

    • There are always close people next to everyone who help to move to a new stage and, as it were, pass it on to the future period of life. Our “Maria Ivanovna” has compiled a much larger list, which we need to consider and approve today at this glorious meeting. Like every serious meeting, I propose to conduct ours according to the rules I have read out, not to miss a single stage known to us, to announce all the circumstances loudly, raising filled glasses. To confirm the veracity of the words of the speakers, I propose to approve the commission transferring his faithful colleague, and the commission accepting his beloved wife, mother, grandmother into an already full and unconditional family membership. I propose to appoint “Ivan Ivanovich” as the head of the admissions committee, the faithful companion of the hostess for N___ (years of marriage) years. Since today we are sending Maria Ivanovna to a new life, let us take as a model the beginning of the journey sending a new ship on its first voyage and open our holiday with champagne. I propose to announce the beginning of the meeting with a festive salute of opening champagne and fill the glasses.

    The boss speaks in his own words. Leading To make it easier for the members of our "admission committee" to assess what kind of treasure they are accepting, and for the chairman of the "transferring committee" to prepare for the presentation, let's give the floor to a faithful school friend, let her tell about a cheerful smart girl who came to school No. _ (number of years) ago .

    School years - a long time, Satchels, pigtails, a fun lesson, Less often - an exam, an assessment, a diary, The years have rushed by - the call is not forgotten.

    A school friend speaks in her own words. Leading Now everyone can see what our Maria Ivanovna looked like in those years. The granddaughter (name), who is surprisingly similar to her, but lives surrounded by modern iPods and iPads, will share her school experience.

    Lessons to do everything is more boring in notebooks, Textbooks are too lazy to carry with you, There is Internet in your smartphone to instantly Find answers on the most difficult day.

    Leading But our Maria Ivanovna was not only busy with homework, she learned to sew (knit, embroider) in a school circle, and today's wonderful dress (suit) is sewn according to her sketches. In addition, she did not miss discos, and she loves to dance.

    Leading The school years passed quickly, but the student years rushed even faster. Choosing a profession was not easy, our hero of the occasion has so many interesting hobbies! Now our hostess will tell how she chose (the name of the educational institution), and friends from the student bench will confirm and supplement her words (suddenly something has already been forgotten). The word is given to friends. Leading The teachers prepared a wonderful young specialist, which Maria Ivanovna came to (the first job). Our hostess does not have the ability and strength, therefore, already after (number of years) she received the first promotion (qualification or position - what entry in the work book). The excursion in those years will be conducted by an old friend and for many years - a colleague (full name). A word - to the first colleagues and friends at work. Leading Work is an important part of Maria Ivanovna's life, but not the only one, her husband (Ivan Ivanovich) will now confirm this. He will tell how he lived in those years with a young wife, a young specialist and a young mother of their first child. Husband speaks in his own words. Leading All the difficulties of youth are remembered with warmth when you see the joyful expression on the faces of friends and colleagues gathered in this hall, and the happy smiles of relatives - husband, children, grandchildren. Therefore, we can move on to the present day and continue the work of our "transmitting and receiving commissions." To announce the full characteristics of our hostess and present her with a certificate of honor, the floor is given to the most experienced connoisseur of the hero of the day - the head of Maria Ivanovna with (number of years of joint work) -years of experience, Petr Petrovich. Leader speaks in his own words. Leading A friendly team does not want to lag behind its leader either. To draw up a collective image of our Maria Ivanovna, the floor is given to the representative of the trade union committee. The representative of the trade union committee speaks in his own words.

    Presentation of the certificate to the hero of the occasion

    Leading To confirm all of the above orally, the management of the company (company name) provides an appropriate quality certificate. For the announcement and transfer of the document to the receiving party, the floor is given to a colleague, a representative of the consumer protection bureau (full name). Quality certificate issued to Maria Ivanovna, confirming the possession of:

    • high professionalism;
    • unfading beauty;
    • inexhaustible diligence;
    • inexhaustible optimism;
    • inexhaustible kindness and readiness to come to the rescue in any situation.

      • The validity period is unlimited. The certificate is awarded to the chairman of the host party - the husband. Leading All of the above repeatedly confirms what a wonderful student our hostess is, but she will have to learn how to live in retirement and “retire”! Her friend (full name), a pensioner with (number of years in retirement) years of experience, will share her experience. A retired friend speaks in her own words.

      Leading What a wonderful woman and master of her craft the team conveys (the name of the company in which the hero of the occasion worked), everyone has already heard, and her husband Ivan Ivanovich received the appropriate certificate, but what kind of meeting they prepared for her at home, the daughter (son) (name) will tell.

      Our mother does not know how to mess around, Such a thought never visits her, The beds have been waiting - it will only get warmer, And the cottage will only let go sometimes.

      There is already a plan for rearranging the room, And teaching the granddaughter how to crochet, She won't be bored, and in the family staff Will find the position where she will spin like a top.

      Daughter (son) speaks in his own words.

      Drafting a playful solution

      Leading Everything that has been said must be documented and it is time to start drafting the decision of our solemn meeting, for this I ask you to name the most correct adjectives suitable for our hostess. Draft decision On this (1 adjective) day, after listening to the (2 adjective) comments and (3 adjective) suggestions of the (4 adjective) comrades present here, the (5 adjective) team makes a (6 adjective) decision to spend (7 adjective) a woman, on (8 adjective) pension, and (9 adjective) family (10 adjective) meet her, (11 adjective) greet and not let go anywhere. The adjectives named by the guests are inserted into the text of the project, the finished solution is read out and transferred to the husband. You can transfer the resulting set of words to different groups of guests and make several options. The best text will be chosen by the hero of the occasion. Musical arrangement, the number of dances and competitions depends on the composition of the guests. In the "adult" team there may be a lover of songs or jokes, such people quickly find themselves and can significantly help the toastmaster in holding a banquet. The organization of farewell to retirement is inextricably linked with the profession and field of activity of the hero of the day. It is very important to prepare souvenirs characteristic of the former work.

      The second part of the souvenirs is parting words for the future “free” life. This category can include:

      • a new daily routine (the alarm clock rings at the same time, but you don’t have to go to work, but where - close people who know the hobbies and hobbies of the hero of the day can suggest);
      • a new pensioner's diet (income is decreasing, and free time is increasing, so we need to suggest how to replace a sandwich with sausage, compiled in a hurry for work);
      • a subscription to the pool (although there is no current there, the skills to overcome the “waves of life” can come in handy);
        • a subscription to some kind of health magazine (the pensioner has time to finally take care of his health, because information on how to do this will be useful).

          • Sketches for seeing off a woman's retirement

          If you are instructed to prepare a farewell to the retirement of your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.

          After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.

          Prepare a retirement script that will include fun ditties, games and skits.

          Scenes for seeing off a woman's retirement should be funny and funny so that there is no regret that an important stage of life has passed.

          Cool scene for farewell to retirement

          Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Retirement.

          Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, wreaths on the head - from artificial twigs or paper.

          Host: There is an old legend about how candidates for pensioners are accepted: a whole council is convened on the divine Olympus - to accept or not to accept? And everything happens like this ... (Gods enter the hall.)

          God of Work (referring to other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you at the professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!

          Gods: Oh, how cool! How nice!

          Job God: Yes, that means we have jobs again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!

          Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.

          God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, Holiday God, now you do your test!

          Holiday God: I am the Holiday God - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I will check if you have learned how to rest properly!

          1. Choose the right option (you, guests, can also choose - at the same time we will check you!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or cottage?

          2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?

          3. Question three: "Martini", "Hennesy", "Jack Daniels" or house wine?

          God of Vacation (sums up): it’s not harmful to dream, but you need to rest within your means!

          God of Work: Good. And now a word to the Goddess of Salaries!

          Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - Penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.

          Do you remember how you waited for me every month? How did you count days and even minutes? And then, having waited, she called me miserable, miserable, insignificant! And then she spent everything, to the last ...

          But I do not hold evil, everything is in the past. Now you will meet the Goddess of Retirement, and do you promise to protect and respect her? Do you promise your kids won't take her from you? Do you promise to buy chocolates for your grandchildren with her help?

          The hero of the occasion promises.

          God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and give you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!

          Goddess of Retirement: I am the Goddess of Retirement - Pension! From now on, I take patronage over you, but first you need to take the oath of a pensioner.

          I, A YOUNG PENSIONER, JOINING THE RANKS OF PENSIONERS,
          IN THE FACE OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES, I SOLEMNLY SWEAR:
          -WAIT, LOVE AND PROTECT YOUR PENSION.
          -DO NOT SPEND IT ON MEDICINES AND DOCTORS.
          -USE IT AS IT IS INTENDED: FOR ENTERTAINMENT, CRUISES AND NEW OUTFITS.
          I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I SWEAR.

          And now I'm giving you a real passbook, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn passbook. You can make a cash gift in this way - put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)

          The gods put on the hero of the occasion a homemade medal "Honorary Pensioner".

          A fun scene for seeing off retirement

          A participant or participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings to her a song to the tune “I am standing at a half-station in a colorful half-shawl”.

          I came to you unexpectedly
          Not at all long-awaited
          Sorry - it's not my fault!
          I can only say that I do not believe
          And I'll check your passport:
          You look like you're only 17 years old! (repeat last line)

          You are smart, beautiful
          I love everything about you!
          I invite you to be friends with us!
          'Cause you're free now
          I confess publicly:
          Retirement is so cool to live!

          To drink us a glass,
          I'll take it out of my bag
          Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)
          We will drink to our friendship
          And we will raise optimism
          After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!

          Scene-alteration for the song "Call me, call"

          During the introduction, one person comes out before the song and stands with their backs to the hero of the day, the hands should not be visible - a white school apron is hidden in them; under the introduction they put on aprons and turn to the hero of the day, in general, so that there is intrigue and surprise.

          Days flew by
          Your turn has come
          In the management of the native
          Try on the role of the hero of the day.
          Our service is only one
          You gave all of yourself
          Thirty-five years of waiting for him
          Thirty-five years of waiting for him -
          Long awaited graduation!

          All exams passed
          In local Dumas and in the Ministry of Finance.
          All budgets are consolidated,
          And the reforms have gone through.
          Here is the labor code
          I gave you permission for the experience,
          To come to the financial department,
          To come to the financial department
          Anniversary Graduation!

          We want to confess to you:
          We respect you very much
          We tell you from the bottom of our hearts:
          Congratulations on your anniversary!
          We are given traditions
          We do not deviate from them:
          Graduation is starting
          Graduation is starting!
          Call, call!

          They turn towards the place - from where they will take out the "first-grader" with a bell

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          Comic congratulations for the retirement wire "Ambulance with gifts"

          This is a costumed congratulations for a pensioner who was about to leave for a well-deserved rest. Depending on the specific culprit and the composition of the guests, changes can be made so that the congratulations turn out to be targeted. Comic congratulations for the retirement wire "Ambulance with gifts" it will be more effective and cheerful if the characters are contrasted: a stern doctor and a “hot nurse” or both roles performed by men in disguise.

          To carry out this comic congratulations, you need: medical suits, an ambulance kit - for children, cognac with the inscription "Balm", disposable glasses, one with a measuring scale, sweets, a carton of milk and a beautiful bottle of alcohol, a chocolate bar - as a gift

          Congratulations script "Ambulance team for retirement"

          The “harsh” doctor and the “hot” nurse come out

          Leading: An ambulance team consisting of Dr. Synyak-Zabubenkina and nurse Svetko-Konfetkina.

          Game with guests "Ambulance Brigade"

          (The doctor examines several guests and gives recommendations for treatment to the nurse, who distributes the potion and behaves very playfully).

          Doctor: Open your mouth, close your eyes. Everything is clear - acute glass failure. Sister, Balm Bruise-Zabubenkina - 50 grams immediately.

          (Go to the next one).

          - Open your eyes, wide, wide, cough. It’s clear - under-bite, Svetko-Konfetkina marshmallow once, Balm named after me 2 times 30.

          (Walk to next, listen).

          - Breath! Do not breath. Sister, this patient has all the signs of peristostitis. Marshmallow and balm - 50. one time.

          (They approach the next one, move towards the hero of the occasion -.)

          Raise your right hand, close your left eye. Say AAAAA. I thought so - dancing! 3 x 30 and lozenge. (And then they approach the birthday man, begin to inspect: ears, hair, eyes and click their tongues, shake their heads and be horrified)

          - What a neglected and interesting case. Your patient needs a more thorough examination. Please follow us.

          Comic examination of the culprit before a well-deserved rest

          (To conduct a comic examination, sit on a chair and tap with a toy hammer on your knees and hands).

          Doctor: Everything is clear - beginner pensionism - sister, take Belov's mixture at night, 200 grams daily (gives a carton of milk)

          (Look into the eyes, look pupils).

          - I don't like your pupils. Look right, look left. Yes Yes Yes. I thought so, not a hangover, that's just my profile. Sister - potion Kuler-Opokhmelkina (gives a check of vodka).

          - The patient, this is in especially acute cases, in the morning on an empty stomach. Now let's check your hearing. (They examine the ears. Moves away a little and loudly, but speaks to the side)

          — Cognac 100. Another 100. (the hero of the occasion repeats).

          This fully confirms my initial diagnosis. Konyakovsky's syndrome of the third degree. Do you agree with me, colleague? With these symptoms, I recommend using Bruise-Zabubenkina Balm, made according to my recipe. At the symposium of doctors received three stars. Eat 100 irregularly, solely to raise the tone and appetite (give a bottle of cognac).

          - Well, here is also a sharp heartfelt love for grandchildren. Sister, give 2 standards of grandchildren, take with your grandchildren a slice at a time (give chocolate)

          - Well, well, you, the patient, have launched yourself like that? You just have a bouquet of diseases, and even chronic workaholism of a protracted form, from which, as far as I know, only a well-deserved rest effectively helps, with which we congratulate you!

          - And we propose to carry out mass disinfection on this occasion with the potions that everyone has in stock. (Name and patronymic)..be healthy and happy.

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