Ukraine is not a madhouse, it is one big sect. Ukraine is not a madhouse, it is one big sect The effect is like an avalanche

Occasionally it happens that neither add nor subtract. But the more schizophrenic the events in Ukraine become, the greater the understanding of what is happening "among the masses." And more and more often the voice of reason sounds: "Look around, people! This is a madhouse!" And many pause in listening to Ukrainian television programs "about a united and indivisible" Ukraine. Below is a brief "debriefing" Alexey Norkin

The events in Ukraine are reminiscent of the great exodus of psychiatrists from a madhouse. Professionals who, over a long quarter of a century, somehow learned to work with the contingent, were suddenly expelled, and “real people's power” set in in the madhouse. The pressure of delirium is so inexhaustible that it knocked down sights even on the First of April. The legendary April Fools' Day, famous in Runet for unfunny ducks that are visible from a mile away, against the backdrop of Ukraine, passed unnoticed. Any Ukrainian absurdity that could arise only in the mind of an unhealthy person turned out to be the real state of affairs.

The most popular of them is, of course, Ukrainian news about protecting the border from damned Muscovites. What is happening here is incredibly difficult to understand. After Crimea first democratically fell off Ukraine, and then became part of Russia, Ukraine took up immediate and decisive self-defense. First, the great fundraising for the army through SMS began. On all channels, the corresponding propaganda was spinning, it also roamed the Internet, and on pro-Russian forums the same number was put under the guise of a different service. In two months, in terms of Russian money, 252 million rubles were collected. The amount is serious. True, when Channel One collected money through a telethon to help the drowning Far East, in one working day he received more than 700 million rubles.

The unwillingness of the citizens of Ukraine to donate money for “God knows what” is commendable, but what did “Nova Vlada” decide to spend this money on?

First, with amazing dexterity and haste, an anti-tank ditch appeared on the Ukrainian border in the Sumy and Kharkov regions. It is “anti-tank” because the authors of the architectural structure claim that it was dug specifically against tanks. And the "ditch" - because it is about a meter wide, and, if by eye, 50-70 centimeters deep.

In front of the anti-tank ditch, a defensive rampart was erected (a dump of earth from the ditch). Either the builders simply did not figure out that the ditch should lie in front of the rampart, thereby increasing its defense capability, or it was the Kremlin agents from the Belgorod region who deliberately spoiled the entire strategic plan. But the price of the trenches made by the brother of the oligarch Taruta is estimated at 50 new aircraft.

In general, the only ones who have suffered from it so far are the farmers of the South-East of Ukraine, who have actually had their sowing season disrupted. On the other hand, if the Russian occupiers go to take the “Vilna Krayina” on combines, they, of course, will not pass.

A similar response was given by the junta near Odessa. In an atmosphere of the strictest secrecy, without a declaration of war, anti-tank hedgehogs appeared on Odessa beaches. It is logical to assume that if the Russian tanks could not break through from the direction of Kharkov, then the amphibious assault would have left from the Crimean side and attacked Nenko from the sea. Anti-tank hedgehogs did not come out very well: they are somehow flimsy for modern tanks. The tourist season has not yet begun, so no one has had time to suffer from the idea. But, in general, the undertaking is rich.

In addition, mobilization fees are going on throughout the country. Mobilization was carried out three times. And three times it was broken. The mobilized youths were fought back by their mothers from the military registration and enlistment offices, literally scratching out the eyes of the officers. The wives, of course, did not run after adult men, but the only thing they wanted to know was “who are these people?” and “what are they doing here?”. The mobilization in Mariupol looked especially epic, when the mobilized got drunk right in front of the military registration and enlistment office and staged a group fight. The only thing the head of the military registration and enlistment office could say: “Guys, there is a general, I’m ashamed ...” The plot looked no less magical, in which the reservists abandoned in the middle of the Nikolaev or Kherson region lived in a tent camp, without any things and food, and went to feed go to neighboring villages. The image of the army is completed by the detachments of the national guard, the appearance of which even makes the form from Yudashkin attractive and valiant.

The Armed Forces of Ukraine staged their colorful performance. The war had not yet begun, but the tanks "spontaneously ignited" when trying to drive anywhere. Soldiers were asked to buy their own uniforms. Of all its modifications, the most common was the repainting of Soviet insignia to Ukrainian ones.

Of course, the Maidan did not stand aside. After the victory of the Maydaun coup, Yulia Tymoshenko was released, Sashko Bily shot himself with two shots in the heart, the oligarchs were put on direct feeding, and gas prices doubled. In short, everything that Maidan fought for has come to pass.

The shackles of the dictatorship collapsed, and it would be possible to disperse, but the Maidan did not go home. At the same time, the maydauns suddenly turned out to be idle bandits who declared to the city and the world: “We will not leave before the elections!”, subtly hinting that they are ready to strain with all their might, just not to work. Immediately there were reports that beds with radishes and carrots were laid out on the main square of Ukraine, and a pigsty or a chicken coop could be set up in the former Roshen brand store.

In turn, the junta in Kyiv is also not sitting idle. Facebook user Avakov distinguished himself: he promised to put Donbass at Tymoshenko's feet in 48 hours or shoot himself. Of course, his health is in order. Tymoshenko herself at first offered to “bomb the Katsaps with nuclear bombs,” but then, in a secret room somewhere in Donetsk, she told how she loves the people of Donetsk. Separately, he performed beautifully “and. about. president” Turchynov, who first talked about an all-Ukrainian referendum, and the next morning signed a decree on the start of a punitive operation in eastern Ukraine. Decrees are generally his forte: a package proposal of 40 pieces of new laws makes the Ukrainian parliament the most effective in the world ...

One gets the impression that in all the madhouses of Ukraine there is a protracted open day. The only candidate from the Southeast, while speaking for a united Ukraine, Mikhail Dobkin, covered with flour and greenery, calling him a separatist. An active sponsor of the Maidan was beaten and raped on the Maidan. The self-defense hundred of Maidan seized the bank building, which was recaptured by another hundred of self-defense. All were released for services to the Maidan. Well, the crown of this mess is the evening assaults on the Verkhovna Rada in order to occupy the building and arrange another rooming house in it.

What is this, if not a madhouse from which the guards fled?

Well, we were lucky with the fraternal people! Well, at least they didn’t accept this very Ukraine into the EU, otherwise everyone from Budapest to London would be spitting now. How much Grexis scared, and these soaked such that even in a madhouse it is unlikely!

Some idiot threw a live grenade into the police cordon. Three to shreds, a dozen near death, one and a half hundred invalids. The most remarkable thing is that now they have in the police the same people with Bandera convictions that they hang around at rallies!

However, for me personally, this was such a surprise, as for Monsieur Hollande, it didn’t, the people of the independent independent, who drink more than us, Muscovites, were always a monkey with a grenade for me. And I wrote about this, although, I will not hide, deep in my soul there was a hope that they might succeed in something worthwhile. They figured out communism, which we can’t do in any way, which is why we’ve been standing like this for 20 years - sort of like today, but kind of like under Joseph Vissarionovich.

And then there's the grenade. And at once one has to look at many things that have already become habitual involuntarily with different eyes. Well, I can’t get an “ode to joy” in relation to Ukraine! You may have already noticed that I am very distrustful of the “revolution of dignity”. And the "revolutionaries" of the shantrap themselves, and there is nowhere to put a test on their leaders.

Take “our Crimea”. It seems that Putin really didn’t act comme il faut by holding a referendum on foreign territory, but on the other hand, how do you imagine it ... with a grenade, circulated in millions of copies, in Simferopol, and you understand why the Crimeans do not care for Putin.

No one came to the aid of those Kiev police recruits, and so this is the result. When there is a madhouse nearby instead of the state, you have to make non-standard decisions. And it turns out that these obscure sanctions Obama sent a little to the wrong address. How to restrain the lips of Matvienko in movements, it was necessary to limit Bandera's fans to a psychiatric clinic! And when you look at how the offspring of Obersturmbannfuehrer Shukhevych in their "parliament" broadcasts in an afterlife voice, it becomes uncomfortable. Kind of like you're in a time machine with the doors locked from the outside.

Or here are the discussions on the topic of the unfortunate Boeing. Well, with the naked eye you can see that the arap is in charge! Or about how people in Odessa set themselves on fire and shot at themselves with a crooked gun. And I’m not even talking about the fact that the Red Army is fighting against them in the Donbass. But they believed, and not only Psaki! Maybe even now they will understand that where the crest has passed, there is nothing for a Jew to do.

No, in time the Greeks got busy, more than ever by the way, otherwise they would have accepted Ukraine into the EU, as God is holy, they would have bitten their elbows now. And so the monkey with the grenade put everything in its place.

I am not enthusiastic about Putin, but in the light of that grenade, his actions can be understood, and Russian propaganda can be understood in many ways. What is this, if not fascism? Hardened, collective farm, but fascism. Poor, but he knows how to handle a grenade. Not everyone needs to be loved who swears love to you. And then this one, with a grenade, will come to you in Washington, and so you iron the lawn in front of the White House!

After the bloody clashes in front of the Rada in Kyiv on Monday, August 31, Mr. Poroshenko strongly condemned the violence by Ukrainian Nazis against law enforcement officials, calling it an "anti-Ukrainian action." The protests in front of parliament, where the vote on the country's vital constitutional reform, was, in his words, a "stab in the back" to Ukraine. How could it not be a blow, if all the tons of lies, so carefully accumulated, fell down at once, and the unsightly muzzle of the same medieval dinosaur appeared to the world as its Russian counterpart stuck in feudalism!

But how many stupid things have already been done! The debts have been forgiven, although not all of them, but now the German taxpayer will have to appease not only two million "Afro-Europeans", but also 50 million "Hohlodecrats". And you won't get your money back. And how diligently they trained all these "revolutionaries of dignity" in military affairs! By the way, this one with a grenade, one of the diligent students, threw a grenade in accordance with all the rules of the American special forces, you can’t find fault.

Thank God, a sobering up in Europe is coming, Europe has not spent as much money on Ukraine as the United States. “Ukraine must punish radicals and extremists with all the severity of the law. We must not forget that the conflict in Donbass has flooded the country with weapons. This, along with the war in the east, is the most terrible danger for Ukraine. If Kyiv fails to put an end to the rampage of political criminals, the state may lose its monopoly on the use of violence.
Last year, Ukrainians elected their president and their parliament in democratic elections, and a government was formed. They must democratically lead the country out of the crisis. And the one who uses grenades and violence against legitimate authorities is none other than a terrorist,” writes Bernd Johann, head of the Ukrainian edition of DW.

Well, it remains only to understand that miracles do not happen, and this government is not democratic ... Sorry, of course, democratic: in the sense of what kind of people, such is the government. And they will not do anything by “democratic methods”, because a monkey with a grenade will always come and ruin everything.

Valentin Spitsin.

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Valentin Mikhailovich, is that you? Did you have a double here, in Prose, or is it a kind of split consciousness? So that in one ..., sorry, cranium - and such mutually exclusive judgments ?! After all, some are drawn to some kind of article there, in the sense of inciting between ... what is there ... Probably, you yourself know.

In your biographical note, you write about yourself: “... I decided to use what I had suffered for all my life for peaceful, so to speak, purposes.”
But this is yours: "... the people of the independent-square, drinking more than us, Muscovites, parkhat, for me was always a monkey with a grenade" - also in peace? For truly PEACEFUL purposes?

The only thing that cannot be disputed in your text is:
"...what kind of people, such is the government."
I will add, however: such writers, in Prose.

So I thought that you would be offended, although I did not want it. I treat Ukrainians with respect, my eldest daughter is Ukrainian. But what they drink - you can’t throw out a word from a song, and this Shit with a grenade is a vivid consequence of this. By the way, the term "monkey with a grenade" is a common way to describe an unpredictable half-wit. Do not be offended, please, both of us managed to be born in peoples similar in stupidity and mental retardation.

Thank you Victor You are right. And yet the Bandera who threw a grenade at his own is a cretin. Not at all smarter than us ukrodemocrats, Muscovites. And propaganda really does wonders, Russians and Ukrainians still quarreled. May God give them happiness without us, because happiness certainly does not shine for us here. Feudalism and the tsar-father are with us forever. 89% of this no Kiselev is able to do, this is an alcoholic genetic degeneration. This is the death sentence of the nation.
And my father died on December 30, 1941, according to the "memorial".

Many call Ukraine a madhouse. This is not true. If only for the reason that in a madhouse (that is, in a psychiatric hospital) the patients are cared for, each of the patients is given food, a bed, a course of treatment, each is watched by the attending physician, and the violent ones are given a strong sedative and, if necessary, fixed to the same bed which they are entitled to, or, more precisely, on which they are placed.

So, where did you see a million psychiatrists and orderlies in Ukraine to serve the 40 millionth audience of the mentally ill?

I'm not talking about the fact that in not a single madhouse (or rather, not in a single psychiatric hospital) violent patients are given not only firearms, but even bottles of gasoline. And not a single self-respecting head physician will allow tires to be burned in the hospital yard.

I understand that the version about haloperidol, with which the White Kamaz trucks were allegedly packed, was very popular, but the convoy never reached Kyiv. Therefore, the version about the madhouse, I believe, has been refuted completely and irrevocably. No matter how sad it may sound. Alas!

What is happening in Ukraine is not a madhouse. This is a sect. And now I'm not kidding anymore.

In Ukraine, we are seeing the result of mass and quite professional processing of consciousness.

For a long time, various techniques were used in Ukraine to involve the population in a large-scale project, which can be conditionally called the "Maidan case."

Propaganda of the Third Reich is a kindergarten in comparison with what was used in Ukraine. Last century. True, various psychotechniques were used back in the 30s, but Dr. Goebbels did not have modern television, which means that there were no such things as television talk shows. There was no Internet. And of course, there was no such experience in creating sects that specialists have now.

Or do you still think that the people themselves went to the Maidan, and the grandmothers took out the pies and everything started by itself?

And the anti-Russian hysteria, blaming Russia for all possible troubles, blind faith in European integration, a firm belief that a handful of Russian terrorists staged a war in Donbass and further down the list - did this all arise by itself? Spontaneous ideas from the crowd?

I understand that thinking about Ukrainians as narrow-minded people suffering from iodine deficiency and therefore reaching absurd conclusions is very convenient and even pleasant for many. It's nice to think that you're smart and your neighbor is a fool. There is an element of self-affirmation in this. But this is not entirely true in essence. And in general, when Russians and Ukrainians begin to call each other fools, this leads to suspicion that they are somewhere close by the level of development. Because the smart one will never prove his superiority to the fool. In any case, will not do it for a long time and seriously. Can you imagine that Einstein walks the streets and proves to passers-by that they are dumber than him? From...

But back to the topic.

Iodine deficiency has always existed on the territory of Ukraine.

However, for some reason, this did not prevent Sikorsky from becoming a pioneer in helicopter engineering, Korolev from becoming a great designer of rocket technology, and Kondratyuk from becoming an outstanding engineer and author of the optimal flight path to the Moon, which was later used by NASA. And Gogol, too, somehow became a great writer. And many other figures of science, culture, leaders, generals and admirals were born on the territory of Ukraine at different times. And not only in the eastern regions, but also in Kyiv, and in Odessa, and in the western regions. I have always had an iodine deficiency. Wonders?

It turns out that iodine deficiency is not the main cause of all events. Moreover, iodine deficiency itself can equally likely cause both Russophobia and xenophobia towards other nations. Or some other phobia. Or not a phobia at all, but some other arbitrary nonsense.

Maybe then it's all about Bandera?

The Bandera movement in Western Ukraine is a good explanation for the torchlight processions, but not for the mass hysteria that has engulfed the entire country. For the simple reason that the Bandera movement has always been relatively small. From 5% to 10% at the best of times, and even then only in the western regions. Even today, when the level of nationalism in Ukraine is as high as ever, many Ukrainians disown "banderlogs" and say something like "we are not with them, we are in Europe", and jump on their own.

The movement of Bandera as the main reason for what is happening is not good. And this is easily proved by the results of the elections to the Verkhovna Rada, in which the "Bandera" parties suffered a crushing defeat and gained a few percent of the vote.

Or maybe the village is to blame?

The naivety and innocence of the villagers (some contemptuously call them "seluks") is also not an explanation. On the Maidan, it wasn’t even “selyuks” that rode at all, but quite the townspeople. Social networks, censor-no - and they are occupied mainly by urban residents, it is not so easy to meet a villager among the active participants in network battles. Kyiv and Odessa are the most active on the Internet, and another major center of Russophobia is Dnepropetrovsk. These are big cities. The larger the city, the more intense passions are observed in it. It turns out that the picture is exactly the opposite - the stronger the passion, the larger the settlement. In the countryside, Russophobia is generally minimal. According to local residents, in rural areas "maidan" and its consequences are usually unpopular from the word at all.

Thus, the villagers do not claim to be the "locomotive of the Maidan" either. Rather, on the contrary, they claim the role of its brakes.

So what, then, is the main reason for Ukrainian hysteria?

The main cause of hysteria is the manipulation of consciousness, which was carried out through television, radio and the Internet. And also through schools, institutes, other state institutions and, ultimately, through the Maidan.

How it works.

One of the effective ways of manipulation is a talk show. What is the difference between talk shows and news and analytical programs? The talk show contains a fight element. Fight of two sides with different positions. At the same time, the viewer, like the observer of a regular battle, chooses one of the opponents for whom he will actively worry. Have you noticed how the participants of the talk show shout over each other and throw in arguments without even listening to the position of the other side? This is exactly the fight. And the spectator becomes a fan, who begins to mentally (and sometimes out loud) give hints to his fighter. Having taken the right side, the viewer takes the position of the "fighter", follows his arguments and develops them. So the viewer becomes a member of the team. The task is to ensure that the viewer initially chooses the right side, after which, during the battle, he can be taken "further into the forest." That is, shift the position of the viewer in the right direction. Expand and deepen the desired opinion, manifest and consolidate.

For example: we start with some quite obvious anti-Russian argument like "Gazprom is overpricing". Well, what Ukrainian does not fall for such an argument? Yes, and you would peck in their place. If you are told that the price of iPhones is too high in Russia, you will also almost certainly be predisposed to the side that will put forward this thesis and will defend the rights of Russian buyers before American corporations.

Having hooked the viewer with a reinforced concrete argument, you can then develop the topic and divert the conversation in the right direction. By pressing the necessary "buttons" of a typical layman (prices, tariffs, rise in price, small salary, until who is to blame, stolen, corruption, and so on), you can ensure that under this sauce the viewer will swallow a lot of different "hooks" - about Russia, Muscovites , Putin, Yanukovych, again about Muscovites, etc. etc.

For one viewing of a talk show, a viewer, of course, will not become a Russophobe. But if you sing the same song in different ways for 10 years through all channels, then 70-80% will become Russophobes. For sure.

70-80% - this is an approximate part of society, amenable to suggestion and inclined to act according to the principle "everyone ran and I ran." These are people with a pronounced collectivism. Not only are they suggestible, they also tend to follow the crowd.

The effect is avalanche-like.

As soon as some significant part of the especially suggestible has picked up the topic that the leader is promoting, the rest begin to quickly join the emerging group.

Sects gather in much the same way. Only sects usually gather in assembly halls and the leader encodes recruits in direct contact, processes consciousness, and puts them into a trance. Talk shows are not put into trance. Their impact is slower, but due to the duration and scale, it is practically in no way inferior to the procedure for the formation of ordinary sects.

Suggestibility almost does not depend on the level of education and upbringing.

This is a personality characteristic. Therefore, among the "maydanuts" there are a lot of quite decent educated people. And no education prevents them from believing that the Black Sea was dug up by ancient ukry. Because the sect The spiritual leader said "dug" means dug.

By the way, many Americans, including quite educated ones, are very religious and believe in a lot of the most naive fairy tales. They can tell you that there were no dinosaurs, and skeletons are God created to test the power of faith, but in fact there was no one on earth before man. And these people work as programmers, architects, economists, teach at universities. And they believe in fairy tales. Because in the Sunday meetings of Scientologists, Marmons or Baptists that they attend, they are programmed to believe.

I repeat: suggestibility is a special characteristic of a person, not related to education and upbringing.

Education, of course, creates a certain barrier, but if a person is suggestible, and the impact is sufficiently long and regular, then the barrier will be broken.

And all because education is laid in the consciousness, and psychotechnics work with the subconscious. The subconscious eventually influences behavior more strongly.

Many hypnosis sessions begin with the facilitator asking to put their hands in the lock, after which many participants cannot disengage them without the facilitator's permission. Such people are not able to consciously resist hypnosis or suggestion. It's not because they are bad. It's practically uncontrollable. And there are quite a lot of such people.

More than half of the people, in all countries, of any level of education and with any income, are relatively easy to suggest.

People on whom psychotechniques do not work, almost do not work, or work for a short time, not being held in the subconscious, are a minority.

More than half of the population of any country can be turned into one big sect. Or in a set of small ones, whatever. It is only necessary to get the population to watch material specially prepared for this.

Talk shows are far from the only method of manipulation. It's just that it's very common because of its effectiveness. With some care, you can get both sides of a talk show to lead viewers into the same sect. They may argue with each other, but lead to one. For example, one argues whether it is necessary to paint fences and benches in the colors of the national flag at public expense, and the other - whether it is necessary for the population to do this at their own expense. It seems to be arguing, but in the background one and the same idea is carried out that it is necessary to paint. Like an axiom. That's it, the fish is caught. Hello, sect, another batch of hamsters.

Consciousness can be manipulated through news and analytical programs.

We show the plot, what a bad Russia, then - the plot, what a good Europe. We build the number on contrasts. And so 10 years. Plots can go about different areas of life, but the principle is the same. In 10 years, those who watched this program will consider that "Rashke will soon be ruined", and the European association is the only possible way of development, which only mentally handicapped quilted jackets can dispute. Everything, it's done. Accept, sect, another batch of biorobots.

Fear and greed are pain points of the layman.

But the best method to finally turn an inhabitant into a sectarian is a group initiation.

When a person in a group performs some ritual, he becomes a full member of the sect. He is no longer the same as everyone else, he is special. Probably this has remained in us from wild times, when the tribes gathered around the fire before hunting or fighting the enemy, when they danced and prepared for a mortal battle, for a dangerous hunt - you had to forget fear and feel like a pack, this was required for survival. Today it is a way to turn groups of people into sectarians. When people stand in a circle and repeat the same actions, move to the beat, clap their hands, repeat certain words - they are programmed to be one flock. After that, people are ready to rush at a common enemy as soon as one person rushes at him. The members of the pack no longer discuss why one of them rushed at the enemy, whether it was an enemy, what he did, why, why. This happens automatically. It's programmed. One rushed at the enemy - they all rushed after him.

And what kind of group rites of "initiation into the flock" have we seen in Ukraine? Remembered? Who does not jump ... that one?

In yards, in schools, in the subway, at bus stops and, of course, on the Maidan. Who does not jump! And then the same group movements begin. And people act like one big flock. Without thinking about the goals, without thinking about who and why they gathered in this flock.

Do you think that's it?

This is only a small part of all the methods and techniques that allow you to make people manageable and involve them in sects or sect-like structures (MLM business, financial pyramids, gaming clubs, and so on).

Some of these techniques (presumably specially selected for the task) were used in Ukraine to turn a significant part of the population into nationalists, Russophobes and ardent supporters of European integration.

And it went on, no less, for 10 years!

What can be done in 10 years with a person? If he constantly watches the right channels and belongs to the suggestible majority - almost everything.

Of course, not all Ukrainians watched TV regularly. Not everyone jumped at school or in the subway to the chant "who does not jump." Not everyone listened to the radio. But when the surrounding majority turns into one big sect, it is almost impossible to avoid exposure.

In psychiatry there is such a thing as "induced delirium". This is a phenomenon when a normal person, being in contact with a patient for a long time, begins to adopt his delusional system.

The main thing is to draw a certain critical mass into the sect, after which the "nonsense" (ideas of the sect) will begin to spread automatically.

100% of the population will never be covered by "nonsense" (ideas of a sect). A weakly suggestible minority (from 10% to 30%) will walk past the galloping crowd with stupid incomprehension and will never accept its ideas. If they force them, they can jump "to get behind", they will come home and think "here are the idiots." But this is a minority.

There is another important point. The suggestibility of society always rises sharply in situations of "religious vacuum", the loss of a national idea, when the nation experiences an inferiority complex or an identity crisis, when society is faced with socio-economic and political problems. Roughly speaking, in times of confusion and doubt.

A poor and insecure person is more suggestible than a successful and wealthy one. This does not fundamentally change the psychotype, but it affects the speed with which a person begins to "jump", how quickly and deeply he is drawn into the sect, and how easy it is to extract him from there.

A similar effect took place in the late USSR. Remember the sessions of Kashpirovsky and Chumak - half of the country sat down in front of TVs to charge water, record silence on a tape recorder, people gathered at stadiums where the hosts put thousands of people into a hypnotic sleep with two words, and then woke them up with one movement.

A variety of "witnesses", "Herbalife", MMM, sects of different varieties - all this was in Russia in the 90s, the years of the socio-economic crisis, uncertainty, everyday disorder, political changes.

And now, modern Ukraine is the same disorder, a socio-economic crisis, and in addition there is also a crisis of national identity. Ukrainians fell out of the "Soviet family", in which they were part of a large nation, but who are they now, separately? Cossacks? Westerners? Galicians? Russians? Europeans?

And then new Chumaki-Kashpirovskys appear in the country with all its problems (Savik Shuster, Timoshenko, Turchinov and further down the list), only they do not dissolve the seams and do not remove warts, but induce Russophobia and reformat historical memory, introduce new ideas of European integration into the subconscious , the idea of ​​independence (and only from Russia) and the idea. "Ukraine needs everything."

So why are we surprised now? The fact that Ukrainians stopped accepting arguments, stopped reasoning logically, stopped thinking critically?

There is no need to be surprised.

This is a sect. Ordinary sect. Only very big. One of the biggest. Maybe even the most.

Ukrainians have always wanted to surpass the Russians in some way. Perhaps they have surpassed. They created the largest Slavic sect. Not a very honorable superiority, but what it is.

However, I think that everything should have its limit.

We played sect and that's enough.

It is necessary to bring Ukraine out of the "altered state of creation" and the sooner we do this, the better. The less will be the losses, and on both sides of the borders.

In general, pulling people out of a sect is a very difficult task. Almost like taking off a needle. Who is interested - watch documentaries or reports about it. The activity is not for the faint of heart. Not figurines to sparrows.

But, on the other hand, sectarians are still more promising than fools. A fool is a hardware effect, it's for life. And the sectarian is a programmable effect. If you flashed in one direction, you can flash and vice versa.

And most importantly - the percentage of suggestible people is approximately the same in all countries. This means that we are also not insured. And at least for this reason it is necessary to "deactivate" the Ukrainian sect. Because it's actually dangerous. After all, ours can also be hooked.

Many call Ukraine a madhouse. This is not true. If only for the reason that in a madhouse (that is, in a psychiatric hospital) the patients are cared for, each of the patients is given food, a bed, a course of treatment, each is watched by the attending physician, and the violent ones are given a strong sedative and, if necessary, fixed to the same bed which they are entitled to, or, more precisely, on which they are placed.

So, where did you see a million psychiatrists and orderlies in Ukraine to serve the 40 millionth audience of the mentally ill?

I'm not talking about the fact that in not a single madhouse (or rather, not in a single psychiatric hospital) violent patients are given not only gunshots, but even bottles of gasoline. And not a single self-respecting head physician will allow tires to be burned in the hospital yard.

I understand that the version about haloperidol, with which the White Kamaz trucks were allegedly packed, was very popular, but the convoy never reached Kyiv. Therefore, the version about the madhouse, I believe, has been refuted completely and irrevocably. No matter how sad it may sound. Alas!

What is happening in Ukraine is not a madhouse. This is a sect. And now I'm not kidding anymore.

In Ukraine, we are seeing the result of mass and quite professional processing of consciousness.

For a long time, various techniques were used in Ukraine to involve the population in a large-scale project, which can be conditionally called the “Maidan case”.

Propaganda of the Third Reich is a kindergarten in comparison with what was used in Ukraine. Last century. True, various psychotechniques were used back in the 30s, but Dr. Goebbels did not have modern television, which means that there were no such things as television talk shows. There was no Internet. And of course, there was no such experience in creating sects that specialists have now.

Or do you still think that the people themselves went to the Maidan, and the grandmothers took out the pies and everything started by itself?

And the anti-Russian hysteria, blaming Russia for all possible troubles, blind faith in European integration, a firm belief that a handful of Russian terrorists staged a war in Donbass and further down the list - did this all arise by itself? Spontaneous ideas from the crowd?

I understand that thinking about Ukrainians as narrow-minded people suffering from iodine deficiency and therefore reaching absurd conclusions is very convenient and even pleasant for many. It's nice to think that you're smart and your neighbor is a fool. There is an element of self-affirmation in this. But this is not entirely true in essence. And in general, when Russians and Ukrainians begin to call each other fools, this leads to suspicion that they are somewhere close by the level of development. Because the smart one will never prove his superiority to the fool. In any case, will not do it for a long time and seriously. Can you imagine that Einstein walks the streets and proves to passers-by that they are dumber than him? From…

But back to the topic.

Iodine deficiency has always existed on the territory of Ukraine.

However, for some reason, this did not prevent Sikorsky from becoming a pioneer in helicopter engineering, Korolev from becoming a great designer of rocket technology, and Kondratyuk from becoming an outstanding engineer and author of the optimal flight path to the Moon, which was later used by NASA. And Gogol, too, somehow became a great writer. And many other figures of science, culture, leaders, generals and admirals were born on the territory of Ukraine at different times. And not only in the eastern regions, but also in Kyiv, and in Odessa, and in the western regions. I have always had an iodine deficiency. Wonders?

It turns out that iodine deficiency is not the main cause of all events. Moreover, iodine deficiency itself can equally likely cause both Russophobia and xenophobia towards other nations. Or some other phobia. Or not a phobia at all, but some other arbitrary nonsense.

Maybe then it's all about Bandera?

The Bandera movement in Western Ukraine is a good explanation for the torchlight processions, but not for the mass hysteria that has engulfed the entire country. For the simple reason that the Bandera movement has always been relatively small. From 5% to 10% at the best of times, and even then only in the western regions. Even today, when the level of nationalism in Ukraine is as high as ever, many Ukrainians disavow "banderlogs" and say something like "we are not with them, we are in Europe", and jump on their own.

The movement of Bandera as the main reason for what is happening is not good. And this is easily proved by the results of the elections to the Verkhovna Rada, in which the "Bandera" parties suffered a crushing defeat and gained a few percent of the vote.

Or maybe the village is to blame?

The naivety and innocence of the villagers (some contemptuously call them "seluks") is also not an explanation. On the Maidan, it wasn’t even the Selyuks that rode at all, but quite the townspeople. Social networks, censor-no - and they are occupied mainly by urban residents, it is not so easy to meet a villager among the active participants in network battles. Kyiv and Odessa are the most active on the Internet, and another major center of Russophobia is Dnepropetrovsk. These are big cities. The larger the city, the more intense passions are observed in it. It turns out that the picture is exactly the opposite - the stronger the passion, the larger the settlement. In the countryside, Russophobia is generally minimal. According to local residents, in rural areas "Maidan" and its consequences are usually unpopular from the word at all.

Thus, the villagers do not claim to be the “locomotive of the Maidan” either. Rather, on the contrary, they claim the role of its brakes.

So what, then, is the main reason for Ukrainian hysteria?

The main cause of hysteria is the manipulation of consciousness, which was carried out through television, radio and the Internet. And also through schools, institutes, other state institutions and, ultimately, through the Maidan.

How it works.

One of the effective ways of manipulation is a talk show. What is the difference between talk shows and news and analytical programs? The talk show contains a fight element. Fight of two sides with different positions. At the same time, the viewer, like the observer of a regular battle, chooses one of the opponents for whom he will actively worry. Have you noticed how the participants of the talk show shout over each other and throw in arguments without even listening to the position of the other side? This is exactly the fight. And the spectator becomes a fan, who begins to mentally (and sometimes out loud) give hints to his fighter. Having taken the right side, the viewer takes the position of the “fighter”, follows his arguments and develops them. So the viewer becomes a member of the team. The task is to ensure that the viewer initially chooses the right side, after which, during the battle, he can be taken “further into the forest”. That is, shift the position of the viewer in the right direction. Expand and deepen the desired opinion, manifest and consolidate.

For example: we start with some quite obvious anti-Russian argument like “Gazprom is overcharging”. Well, what Ukrainian does not fall for such an argument? Yes, and you would peck in their place. If you are told that the price of iPhones is too high in Russia, you will also almost certainly be predisposed to the side that will put forward this thesis and will defend the rights of Russian buyers before American corporations.

Having hooked the viewer with a reinforced concrete argument, you can then develop the topic and divert the conversation in the right direction. By pressing the necessary “buttons” of a typical layman (prices, tariffs, the price has risen, a small salary, until who is to blame, stolen, corruption, and so on), you can ensure that under this sauce the viewer will swallow a lot of different “hooks” - about Russia, Muscovites , Putin, Yanukovych, again about Muscovites, etc. etc.

For one viewing of a talk show, a viewer, of course, will not become a Russophobe. But if you sing the same song in different ways for 10 years through all channels, then 70-80% will become Russophobes. For sure.

70-80% - this is an approximate part of society, suggestible and inclined to act on the principle of "everyone ran and I ran." These are people with a pronounced collectivism. Not only are they suggestible, they also tend to follow the crowd.

The effect is avalanche-like.

As soon as some significant part of the especially suggestible has picked up the topic that the leader is promoting, the rest begin to quickly join the emerging group.

Sects gather in much the same way. Only sects usually gather in assembly halls and the leader encodes recruits in direct contact, processes consciousness, and puts them into a trance. Talk shows are not put into trance. Their impact is slower, but due to the duration and scale, it is practically in no way inferior to the procedure for the formation of ordinary sects.

Suggestibility almost does not depend on the level of education and upbringing.

This is a personality characteristic. Therefore, among the “Maidan” there are a lot of quite decent educated people. And no education prevents them from believing that the Black Sea was dug up by ancient ukry. Because the sect The spiritual leader said "dug" means dug.

By the way, many Americans, including quite educated ones, are very religious and believe in a lot of the most naive fairy tales. They can tell you that there were no dinosaurs, and skeletons are God created to test the power of faith, but in fact there was no one on earth before man. And these people work as programmers, architects, economists, teach at universities. And they believe in fairy tales. Because in the Sunday meetings of Scientologists, Marmons or Baptists that they attend, they are programmed to believe.

I repeat: suggestibility is a special characteristic of a person, not related to education and upbringing.

Education, of course, creates a certain barrier, but if a person is suggestible, and the impact is sufficiently long and regular, then the barrier will be broken.

And all because education is laid in the consciousness, and psychotechnics work with the subconscious. The subconscious eventually influences behavior more strongly.

Many hypnosis sessions begin with the facilitator asking to put their hands in the lock, after which many participants cannot disengage them without the facilitator's permission. Such people are not able to consciously resist hypnosis or suggestion. It's not because they are bad. It's practically uncontrollable. And there are quite a lot of such people.

More than half of the people, in all countries, of any level of education and with any income, are relatively easy to suggest.

People on whom psychotechniques do not work, almost do not work, or work for a short time, not being held in the subconscious, are a minority.

More than half of the population of any country can be turned into one big sect. Or in a set of small ones, whatever. It is only necessary to get the population to watch material specially prepared for this.

Talk shows are far from the only method of manipulation. It's just that it's very common because of its effectiveness. With some care, you can get both sides of a talk show to lead viewers into the same sect. They may argue with each other, but lead to one. For example, one argues whether it is necessary to paint fences and benches in the colors of the national flag at public expense, and the other - whether it is necessary for the population to do this at their own expense. It seems to be arguing, but in the background one and the same idea is carried out that it is necessary to paint. Like an axiom. That's it, the fish is caught. Hello, sect, another batch of hamsters.

Consciousness can be manipulated through news and analytical programs.

We show the plot, what a bad Russia, then - the plot, what a good Europe. We build the number on contrasts. And so 10 years. Plots can go about different areas of life, but the principle is the same. In 10 years, those who watched this program will consider that “rashka will soon be a disaster”, and the European association is the only possible way of development, which only mentally handicapped quilted jackets can dispute. Everything, it's done. Accept, sect, another batch of biorobots.

Fear and greed are pain points of the layman.

If it wasn't, three-quarters of the ads would disappear from our screens. A significant part of advertising is built either on greed (savings, low tariffs, favorable prices, loans, discounts, sales) - as a result, the client overpays twice or three times, thinking that he is saving. Or on fear, complexes (dust, dirt, microbes, stains after washing, you will fall behind life with an old smartphone or car, you will freeze, get stuck, catch a cold, get fat) - as a result, the client buys things that he can do without.

No worse than fear and greed are used to manipulate the consciousness of an entire nation. Russia, of course, must be feared. And Putin. They are terrible. Holodomor. Soviet occupation. Millions killed. Billions of unborn. Trillions unconceived. Etc. Stalinist camps. GULAG. NKVD. Fear and horror.

Greed is, of course, eurocredits. Visa-free access to rich Europe. And it is useless to explain later that visa-free entry in itself does not guarantee any well-being. It has already been hammered into the mind that to Europe without visas is cool, rich, accessible, and further down the list. The philistine toad has swallowed the bait and, at the slightest attempt to take away the delicacy, squeezes the patient's throat with a stranglehold. Try take it. And when the toad holds the throat, the arguments are useless. Whether a person is an academician three times, he will not understand. Because the jokes are bad with a toad - he will quietly strangle him in the toilet and that's it. And then there won’t even be a deadline. It will become of her.

But the best method to finally turn an inhabitant into a sectarian is a group initiation.

When a person in a group performs some ritual, he becomes a full member of the sect. He is no longer the same as everyone else, he is special. Probably this has remained in us from wild times, when the tribes gathered around the fire before hunting or fighting the enemy, when they danced and prepared for a mortal battle, for a dangerous hunt - you had to forget fear and feel like a pack, this was required for survival. Today it is a way to turn groups of people into sectarians. When people stand in a circle and repeat the same actions, move to the beat, clap their hands, repeat certain words - they are programmed to be one flock. After that, people are ready to rush at a common enemy as soon as one person rushes at him. The members of the pack no longer discuss why one of them rushed at the enemy, whether it was an enemy, what he did, why, why. This happens automatically. It's programmed. One rushed at the enemy - they all rushed after him.

And what kind of group rites of "initiation into the flock" have we seen in Ukraine? Remembered? Who does not jump ... that one?

In yards, in schools, in the subway, at bus stops and, of course, on the Maidan. Who does not jump! And then the same group movements begin. And people act like one big flock. Without thinking about the goals, without thinking about who and why they gathered in this flock.

Do you think that's it?

This is only a small part of all the methods and techniques that allow you to make people manageable and involve them in sects or sect-like structures (MLM business, financial pyramids, gaming clubs, and so on).

Some of these techniques (presumably specially selected for the task) were used in Ukraine to turn a significant part of the population into nationalists, Russophobes and ardent supporters of European integration.

And this happened, neither more nor less, for 10 years!

What can be done in 10 years with a person? If he constantly watches the right channels and belongs to the suggestible majority - almost everything.

Of course, not all Ukrainians watched TV regularly. Not everyone jumped at school or in the subway to the chant "who does not jump." Not everyone listened to the radio. But when the surrounding majority turns into one big sect, it is almost impossible to avoid exposure.

In psychiatry, there is such a thing as "induced delirium." This is a phenomenon when a normal person, being in contact with a patient for a long time, begins to adopt his delusional system.

The main thing is to draw a certain critical mass into the sect, after which the "nonsense" (ideas of the sect) will begin to spread automatically.

100% of the population will never be covered by "nonsense" (ideas of a sect). A weakly suggestible minority (from 10% to 30%) will walk past the galloping crowd with stupid incomprehension and will never accept its ideas. If they force them, they can jump “to get behind”, they will come home and think “here are the idiots”. But this is a minority.

There is another important point. The suggestibility of a society always rises sharply in situations of "religious vacuum", the loss of a national idea, when a nation experiences an inferiority complex or an identity crisis, when a society is faced with socio-economic and political problems. Roughly speaking, in times of confusion and doubt.

A poor and insecure person is more suggestible than a successful and wealthy one. This does not fundamentally change the psychotype, but it affects the speed with which a person begins to "jump", how quickly and deeply he is drawn into the sect, and how easy it is to extract him from there.

A similar effect took place in the late USSR. Remember the sessions of Kashpirovsky and Chumak - half of the country sat down in front of TVs to charge water, record silence on a tape recorder, people gathered at stadiums where the hosts put thousands of people into a hypnotic sleep with two words, and then woke them up with one movement.

A variety of "witnesses", "Herbalife", MMM, sects of different varieties - all this was in Russia in the 90s, the years of the socio-economic crisis, uncertainty, everyday disorder, political changes.

And now, modern Ukraine is the same disorder, a socio-economic crisis, and in addition there is also a crisis of national identity. Ukrainians fell out of the "Soviet family", in which they were part of a large nation, but who are they now, separately? Cossacks? Westerners? Galicians? Russians? Europeans?

And then new Chumaki-Kashpirovskys appear in the country with all its problems (Savik Shuster, Timoshenko, Turchinov and further down the list), only they do not dissolve the seams and do not remove warts, but induce Russophobia and reformat historical memory, introduce new ideas of European integration into the subconscious , the idea of ​​independence (and only from Russia) and the idea. "Ukraine needs everything."

So why are we surprised now? The fact that Ukrainians stopped accepting arguments, stopped reasoning logically, stopped thinking critically?

There is no need to be surprised.

This is a sect. Ordinary sect. Only very big. One of the biggest. Maybe even the most.

Ukrainians have always wanted to surpass the Russians in some way. Perhaps they have surpassed. They created the largest Slavic sect. Not a very honorable superiority, but what it is.

However, I think that everything should have its limit.

We played sect and that's enough.

It is necessary to bring Ukraine out of the "altered state of creation" and the sooner we do this, the better. The less will be the losses, and on both sides of the borders.

In general, pulling people out of a sect is a very difficult task. Almost like taking off a needle. Who is interested - watch documentaries or reports about it. The activity is not for the faint of heart. Not figurines to sparrows.

But, on the other hand, sectarians are still more promising than fools. A fool is a hardware effect, it's for life. And the sectarian is a programmable effect. If you flashed in one direction, you can flash and vice versa.

And most importantly - the percentage of suggestible people is approximately the same in all countries. This means that we are also not insured. And at least for this reason it is necessary to “deactivate” the Ukrainian sect. Because it's actually dangerous. After all, ours can also be hooked.

The appointment of a psychiatric examination to the mayor of Kyiv, Leonid Chernovetsky, is a wise decision, of course, but still incomplete. Because, ideally, it would be desirable to check for sanity not only the mayor of the capital, but also his partners and patrons - the main characters of the Ukrainian political scene.

It would also be nice (to walk like that!) - to put them in the general ward of the corresponding institution. The spectacle would certainly have turned out to be most curious. Of course, we are aware that such a situation in our country, unfortunately, is impossible in principle (here you can’t drive Chernovetsky alone into a psychiatric hospital), but you see, it’s always nice to dream.

In general, we dreamed a little, and this is what we got.

Kyiv City Clinical Psychoneurological Hospital No. 1 (formerly named after Pavlov), VIP-ward for twelve people. The walls of the room are upholstered with foam padded stools with leather covering in blue iris (designed by Diana Dorozhkina), there are curly lattices on the windows, along the walls there are bunk beds with Veneto orthopedic mattresses (designed by Mikhail Brodsky), in the middle of the room there is a table and benches screwed to the floor, in corner - a built-in vacuum bucket, restored after being decommissioned from the "Capital Express".

On the top tier near the restroom, Volodymyr Lytvyn is lying and reading Dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends and Influence People. Periodically, he rehearses a wide friendly smile, at the sight of which the hair of those around him stand on end.

Sitting on the floor below with his knees drawn up is Leonid Chernovetsky. From time to time, he extends his hand into space, as if greeting, and quietly says: “Thank you, Vasya. Happy holiday to you too. Well, that's all for now. Go, elephant, go, it's crowded here without you ... ".

Viktor Yushchenko skillfully wields a glamorous shovel in the far corner of the ward, groaning merrily. Near him, on the floor in a pot of Trypillia work, there is a viburnum bush ready for transplanting. On the right hand of the president, Viktor Baloga shifts from foot to foot with a watering can. “Dig deeper, Viktor Andreevich,” he says carefully, “there should still be a couple of boxes of black soil ...”

Near the front door is a shabby and creaky-looking cot. On it, Yulia Tymoshenko was picturesquely scattered in a dream in a slightly wrinkled half-open dress from Louis Vuitton. From under a white-frilled skirt, the powerful calves of the Prime Minister are peeking out, at which all the men of the House constantly cast quick, eager glances. From time to time Timoshenko shudders, grinds his teeth and mumbles incoherently in his sleep: “They will turn their ass, you say? Yes, I’ll shove you with your ass into your hive, the village is not paved ... "

Pyotr Symonenko listens with all his might to the prime minister's remarks and carefully notes them with a golden pencil in a red leather notebook. On his full sensual lips wanders the carnivorous smile of an elderly faun. Some kind of gel is leaking from the inside pocket of Briony's communist jacket.

Viktor Yanukovych, Anna Herman, Irena Kilchitskaya and Yuriy Lutsenko are playing recklessly at the table. The male half is struggling to defeat Kilchitskaya, but she brazenly cheats and wins every time. For her part, Anna Herman gives in in every possible way, but she is not lucky. Thus, Lutsenko constantly loses. He plays very badly and also gets confused in the cards, because he has already drunk a bottle of cognac on an empty stomach and started the second one. By this time, only glasses were left on the minister's clothes, which gives Yanukovych a pretext for numerous puns that cause Kilchitskaya's vulgar laughter and blush on Herman's face.

YANUKOVYCH (cheerfully): Well, Yura, you've lived up to bare populism, as they say, haven't you? Ha ha ha!

LUTSENKO: Yes, ha ha ... (Drinks from the bottle). It's hot here. And tell me, Viktor Fyodorovich, will Kolesnikov forgive me?

YANUKOVYCH: No, Yura, he won't forgive, don't even hope. Borya is very vindictive. Just recently, I remember, someone got 8 years old ... Okay, don't worry.

LUTSENKO (anxiously): What? What was something?

YANUKOVYCH: I won't tell you. As they say, today is a kent, and tomorrow - a cop ... Let's finish the game better.

HERMANN: To Viktor Fedorovich, not in European way. Yury Vitaliyovich already and thank you for nothing.

YANUKOVYCH: No matter what?! And the glasses?! Finally a point...

HERMANN: To Viktor Fedorovich!!

YANUKOVYCH (continues): ...a point is a serious game! As they say, no money - prepare Vaseline, ha ha!

KILCHITSKAYA (hoarsely): Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

SIMONENKO: Vaseline, comrades, is yesterday. I recently purchased one gel on the sidelines ...

CHERNOVETSKY (sings unexpectedly loudly):

Olesik, Olesik, Olesik!
That's how the birds scream! That's how the birds scream!
So the birds scream in the sky-e-e-ess!
Olesik! Olesik! Olesik!
Stay with me, Olesik!

TYMOSHENKO (through a dream): I knew that all men are p...

CHERNOVETSKY: ... Like a fairy tale, like a miracle, like a ne-e-e-esnya-ah!!!

LUTSENKO (furiously): Shut up this schizophrenic, otherwise I'm not responsible for myself! I will tear off this place for him, which men are proud of, now!

CHERNOVETSKY: Yes, you better hide yours, alcoholic.

LUTSENKO (hurriedly throwing his legs over his legs): Nothing, nothing, the doctor will come, he will tell which of us is an alcoholic. (Drinks from the bottle).

CHERNOVETSKY: Of course he will. He told me everything yesterday, when he asked for three acres in Pechersk for a garage.

YUSHCHENKO (continuing to dig): Friends, do not weld. I did not give an acceptance.

YANUKOVYCH: Listen, Vitya, as they say, you are sick of your acceptance! Can you at least once explain what it is, this acceptance?

YUSHCHENKO (puts the shovel aside and thinks): Well, how can I say... It looks like a road map to the unique ambitions of the Ukrainian nation. I'm deeply confused, friends...

LITVIN (hanging from the bed): Viktor Andreevich, just don't breed your bodyaga again! Otherwise, while you’re talking, your viburnum will dry up ...

BALOGA (threateningly raising the watering can): And you lie where you lie, understand? Or send to your daughter in the "Luxury Store" "Alfa" for the seizure of documents?

LITVIN (hysterically): Good people, why are we working?! Guard! Stalin's repressions are turning!

CHERNOVETSKY (nasally):

W-te-ka-ay! A maniac awaits us in the gateway,
He wants to put us on the hook!

TYMOSHENKO (through a dream): The dust will be swallowed, the muzzle is Transcarpathian.

There is an ominous silence in the room. Pale with rage, Baloga, smiling wickedly, slowly approaches the sleeping Timoshenko and raises a watering can over her head.

YUSHCHENKO: Viktor Ivanovich, don't need to wake up, sleep better, shaking your mother. And fill the water for Kalini.

BALOGA: Yes, I was not going to water this shrew. I thought just on the head with a watering can to fuck ...

YUSHCHENKO (thoughtfully waving a shovel): But what, the whole idea...

YANUKOVYCH (pulls out a sharpening from his sock): Well, guys, if you are serious, then I also sign.

SIMONENKO (running up to the door): Everyone stand! One more step and I call the police!

LUTSENKO: I'm here! (Falls under the table and falls asleep.)

KILCHITSKAYA (hoarsely): Ha-ha-ha-ha!

SIMONENKO (pounding on the door): Orderlies! Orderlies! Kill-a-ayut!

Baloga quickly drags him by the collar to the nearest bed.

BALOGA: Quiet, quiet you! Why are you yelling, stupid? We joked, okay?

YANUKOVYCH (aside): Yes, damn it, you can't even cook porridge with this Baloga. And what did Rinat and Borey find in him? (Puts sharpener in sock).

BALOGA (patting Simonenko on the shoulder): Oh, Pyotr Nikolaevich, a burned-out snitch. They are ready to sell the whole ward to orderlies for their sponsor, right?

SIMONENKO (with a challenge): And what to do? I have a young wife, my daughter is growing. We want to change the laptop.

CHERNOVETSKY: And my wife, a Georgian, is beautiful?! YES! And my wife, Georgian, is beautiful?! YES! And my wife, Georgian, is beautiful?! YES!

LITVIN: Fu! (He plugs his ears and buries himself in a book.)

TYMOSHENKO (through a dream): Yes, the face is still the same.

KILCHITSKAYA: But I want a third child.

SIMONENKO (playfully): We can arrange it! (He sits down next to Kilchitskaya and casually puts his hand on her thigh.) You know, Irochka, we, the communist faction, have always fought against the bloody regime of Yushchenko...

With a shrill cry, Kilchitskaya jumps back three meters and accidentally touches the digging Yushchenko with her thigh. Yushchenko falls into a hole. Baloga automatically waters it from a watering can.

KILCHITSKAYA: Get out, you old bastard! The goal is erratic, but there too! Yes, I'll roll you, bitch, under the asphalt!

SIMONENKO (offended): Who needs you, market woman. (She backs up and sits on the bed, pulls Ruth Dixon's book "Now that you've got me here, what are we going to do?" from under the pillow and starts reading it upside down.)

CHERNOVETSKY (siplo):

Musi-musi, pusi-pusi, my dear,
I'm on fire, I'm all in taste next to you.
I'm like a butterfly fluttering over everything, and everything is without problems,
And now I've come, I've come.

TIMOSHENKO (through a dream): Fuck you.

HERMAN: Well, it's not European! And another woman...

TYMOSHENKO (through a dream): Yes, shove your Europe ...

YANUKOVYCH: Quiet, ladies! (Tense) Do you hear someone being led?

In the ensuing silence, you can really hear the steps of several people along the corridor.

LITVIN (grouchily): Soundproofing to hell. Also a VIP room.

Door locks click, and the orderly's sonorous shout: “Patient, newcomer to you, meet!” – a smiling Arseniy Yatsenyuk enters the ward.

Yatsenyuk: Hello, tramps! Who is in charge in the house?

YANUKOVYCH (stunned): Well, I ...

YATSENYUK: Are there roosters in the hut?

SIMONENKO: No!!

YATSENYUK: And this one, near the bucket?

LITVIN: Arseniy Petrovich, I ask you not to express yourself here. After all, we are not under the dome of the Rada.

YANUKOVYCH (contemptuously): Well, everyone knows what you're under. As they say, under the heel, ha ha.

TYMOSHENKO (through a dream): Yeah, but he constantly slips out, a cunning peacemaker.

YANUKOVYCH (respectfully looking at Yatsenyuk and moving up on the bench): Sit down, tramp. Listen, when did you manage to sit out?

YATSENYUK (blushing): No, I didn't sit. Just read a little literature just in case. It is necessary to be able to adapt in any company.

TYMOSHENKO (through a dream): I would strangle her with my own hands. Firtashevsky fosterling.

YUSHCHENKO (getting out of the pit): Yuliya Volodymyrivno, have you received an acceptance to speak to the forthcoming President of Ukraine? Yogo road map, in view of your unique ambitions, full of vision and constructive!

Tymoshenko rises and casts an affectionate glance at the president. Yushchenko hastily dives into the hole.

TYMOSHENKO (getting up from the cot and tugging at her skirt): So, well, is everyone here?

TYMOSHENKO: Shut up, unfortunate one. You will answer me for Ternopil. (He dials a number on his mobile phone.) Hello, Andryusha, we are ready... Yes. Yeah, hello to Nyusik too ... Great, we are waiting!

YANUKOVYCH: Yulia Vladimirovna, why are you smiling, as they say? And what kind of Nyusik is this?

TYMOSHENKO: Hee hee hee.

The heavy rumbling of many feet is heard in the hallway. A few seconds later, the door of the chamber rumbles off its hinges, and grinning deputies Andrei Portnov and Nestor Shufrich appear on the threshold. Behind them are the terrible masks of the police special forces "Titan".

PORTNOV: All stand!

YANUKOVYCH: Hey, boss, just let's not be outrageous, okay?

PORTNOV: Silence everyone! (Pulls out black and white paper and starts reading.) “By the decision of the Interdistrict Economic Court of Appeal of the village of Gorokhovatka, Kobelyaksky District, Volnovakha Region, the Kyiv City Clinical Psychoneurological Hospital No. 1 is transferred to the ownership of PE “Dyusya and Nyusya, LTD”, Cyprus, along with all movable and immovable property. Signature: Judge Zvarych"

YANUKOVYCH: I don't understand. What-what area?

SHUFRICH: And now it makes no difference. Come on, Viktor Fedorovich, get on the bunk.

YANUKOVYCH (sullenly): Yes, damn it, as they say, they survived. That’s right, Levochkin and Boyko told me that Yulia sent you to me, and I, a gullible fool, also paid for pankration courses ...

Soldiers of the special forces "Titan" pull straitjackets over the prisoners and push them onto the bunks with the help of rifle butts.

Yatseniuk: I have parliamentary immunity! I want a prosecutor!

TYMOSHENKO: You will, you will have a prosecutor. (Turns to Portnov.) Andryusha, what ward is the Prosecutor in?

PORTNOV: I don't know, I haven't checked yet...

TYMOSHENKO: Okay, I’ll pick a prosecutor for him myself, hee-hee-hee ... Well, have they packed everyone? ..

LITVIN (frightened): Yulia Vladimirovna, what about me? What about me?.. We are in the same coalition...

TYMOSHENKO: I saw your coalition in the coffin. I myself now and the coalition, and the opposition will be. Chao, boys.

Tymoshenko, Portnov and Shufrich are removed. The Titan's men deftly hang the door in place and lock it behind them, adding a few additional locks of their own. It becomes so quiet in the ward that you can hear the elephant Vasya flying in the air.

YANUKOVYCH (sullenly): Have you finished your game, sissy?.. That's the same. Okay, I appoint myself in charge of the hut. As they say, a shadow prime minister… Well, Pyotr Nikolayevich, did you say there that you bought some cool gel on the sidelines?..

The deathly silence that reigned in the cell is broken only by the peaceful snoring of the unsuspecting Lutsenko and a quiet song performed by Leonid Chernovetsky. But the words are no longer clear...